Nick Hansen
nmhansen.bsky.social
Nick Hansen
@nmhansen.bsky.social
One (1) real human
Tom Clancy’s Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title

Tom Clancy’s Jewish-Japanese Sex and Cook Book and How To Raise Wolves
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title

"Tom Clancy's Love in the Time of Cholera"
August 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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OMG. They cannot have NOT known the literal most famous headline from The Onion.
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Does anyone still make the Giants/A’s split cap anymore? Or since the A’s are playing in Sacramento is there a River Cats/A’s hat?
July 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Things that have lived in my head rent free since the 90s

youtu.be/1wi-lW2poE4
The Critic - Back, and to the Left....wmv
YouTube video by Neil Alhanti
youtu.be
July 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Trump is bound to get his Nobel Peace Prize any day now right?
June 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Honest question, does the Trump Phone have 5G?
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hahaha Trump’s parade ruined by TikTokers again.

www.forbes.com/sites/emilyb...
TikTokers Say They Trolled Trump’s Birthday Parade By Reserving Tickets They Didn’t Use
TikTokers Say They Trolled Trump’s Birthday Parade By Reserving Tickets They Didn’t Use
www.forbes.com
June 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
There are, in fact, many precedents about what is happening right now.
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ta-co ta-co man. I gotta be a ta-co man.
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Apologies for yelling, but—

SCOTUS COULDN’T DO ITS JOB BECAUSE TOO MANY JUSTICES HAVE BOOK DEALS WITH A PARTY IN A CASE
Supreme Court Ethics: Ta-Nehisi Coates Case Won’t Be Heard Due To Recusals
The case involves the publisher behind many of the justices’ books.
www.forbes.com
May 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Men will literally create AI friends instead of going to therapy
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Why are my coffee filters so passive aggressive?
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Whole lotta "He Is Risen" from people who voted for a tyrant who ABSOLUTELY would have sent Jesus to a prison in El Salvador without due process.

SEND TWEET.
April 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The CDC's cruise ship inspectors have been laid off, as well as agency's head epidemiologist for investigating cruise ship outbreaks

That baffled health officials since this program is paid for by cruise ship fees, not taxpayer dollars

www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...
CDC's cruise ship inspectors laid off amid bad year for outbreaks
The steep cuts to the cruise ship inspection team baffled officials in the program, which is not paid for by taxpayer dollars.
www.cbsnews.com
April 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Kaufmann: DOGE claims to have found Social Security loans going to 11 year olds and under. It's a survivor benefit annuity to young children whose parents have passed. That's the problem billionaires without a clue doing a job they don't understand
March 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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weird thing about this framing is that this "personal best" is the second lowest for a president at this stage in their administration. the first is trump in his first term.
new NBC poll shows Trump's approval rating at its highest point ever
March 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Oh my god
March 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Every day we stray further from god’s light.
March 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Trump always had sketchy used car salesman vibes. Figured he’d bring that to the white house.
March 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Gavin Newsom would have put down the Bell Riots with tanks and napalm I can tell you that much
March 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Accidentally used powdered sugar today instead of cornstarch for my fried tofu today. Wasn’t terrible but it also wasn’t good.
March 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Simply amazing
New — HHS just got another email with guidance stating that they aren’t required to respond to the 5 bullets email, but if they do they should follow specific guidelines including:

“Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly.”
February 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
History is so back!
"We are in the midst of a global fight between Western liberal democracy and authoritarian government, and in this fight, the United States has just switched sides and signed up with the authoritarian camp." - Francis Fukuyama

www.persuasion.community/p/the-ultima...
The Ultimate Betrayal
America just switched sides in the Ukraine war.
www.persuasion.community
February 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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It's one thing to try to run the government like a business. It's quite another to run it like Elon Musk's disastrous takeover of Twitter.
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM