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Legit feel bad for Malik Willis that ,based on history, he will have to go play for the Jets after a HOF career in GB.
Wisconsin sports radio this week is going to be all Frank from Fitchburg and Ron from Rhinelander saying the Packers should get rid of Love for Malik.
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Same thing but its now report card season.
It's Parent-Teacher Conference time everyone!
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hey Elon looks like that hilarious "irony man" sketch you pitched for SNL would have worked.
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh FIFA and your fake peace prize
a man wearing a helmet says just when i think you couldn t possibly be any dumber
ALT: a man wearing a helmet says just when i think you couldn t possibly be any dumber
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is like a Chat GPT summary of the Republican Party in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tough loss for Mudville today with 2 in scoring position and Casey at the bat. Still shocked they pitched to him with 2 outs and 1B open. But a 3 pitch K so hard to argue with the result.
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
KC took CEH. Could have had JT.

Imagine
October 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Inconceivable to the dog someone could go to the basement for a reason OTHER than getting him kibble
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh no. Where will they screen Birth of a Nation now?
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
October 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Arguably his most normal health routine @peterbukowski.bsky.social
Wait, has Rodgers always been a smelling salts guy and I never noticed?
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If you lose your hat in the dream you lose your hat in real life @oldfriend99.bsky.social
It is so funny to me that Freddy Krueger wrote his name inside his hat. The banality of evil. In Freddy Krueger's nightmare, he loses his hat
September 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I kinda wonder what ibuprofen is thinking today
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
noahseligman.substack.com/p/donald-tru...
Again, and I cannot stress this enough, this is just covering actions directly related to September 11, 2001. NOT a recitation of his entire canon of felony, fraud, and falsehood that epitomize his entire mistake of a life.
Donald Trump and 9/11
This is just one day. Just one. Again, TFG.
noahseligman.substack.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is about as close as a federal judge will ever get to playing Kendrick to the SCOTUS' Drake
#JohnRobertsNotLikeUS
September 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So....the guy who lies about everything all the time lied again.

Shout-out to David W Chen and the @nytimes.com. All the statistical reality denials fit to print!

He lied. DJT lied. He only lies. Just call it a lie

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social @froomkin.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So @andyhermannfl.bsky.social your Micah ("Michael" to his friends) podcast was 4+ hours.

Physically, emotionally, how did you think it compares to grinding out a 5 setter at the US Open?
August 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Our family contribution to the resistance effort is to call the top suit in Euchre the "Biden" instead of, you know...

#OnWisconsin
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

You only encourage this sort of behavior when you run my inane commentaries @mcsweeneys.net
I’m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless
Remember me? I’m the guy with “Christian” and “Patriot” on my Twitter profile. My avatar is a picture of me wearing sunglasses and a baseball hat i...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
August 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Okay imma stop you right there.
August 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Unless you are doing so to overturn the results of a lawful election.
Trump: "If you so much as touch or even think about destroying a statue or monument in Washington DC you go to jail for 10 years."
August 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A tax credit for pedestrians who push walk lights even when they aren't crossing the street because cars are waiting
August 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM