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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌

@nobody1300.bsky.social

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Fan of all of the racing and most of the sports. curler. gay. amateur baker. Meteorology PhD. ASU '14, OU '16, '24 IG: jeff.13 he/him https://linktr.ee/nobody1300

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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 2h

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 4h

Tommy Tuberville?

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 4h

I'm glad the Sickos Weather Service is considered essential and not impacted by the shutdown

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 6h

Licked off all the chili first

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7h

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 8h

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 6

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 15h

This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"

Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.

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Russell the Love Muscle 💪 @rpg-volley.bsky.social · 1d

Use your authority as governor to order Pope Leo as an able-bodied Illinoisan to muster as part of the militia and just have him go around doing drive-by excommunication of Texas chumps.

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

Tired: hang half-a-hundred on 'em

Wired: hang twice-a-hundred on 'em

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe they'd give you an exemption for your outstanding fashion sense

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

They just need to be careful

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

They should give all the players mirrors so they can see the name on the back in case they forget

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

Alt: Jack Nicholson nodding creepily

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

The chalkier the better

A box of lofthouse sugar cookies with pink frosting.

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

He kept pulling loonies from behind the president's ear

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

An angry looking British man calls this "utter woke nonsense"

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 2d

Help I'm being attacked

nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 2d

there’s always one person in the family who looks at the Doppler radar

5 emotionless people look at one person who is viewing a laptop screen and saying hmmmm

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 2d

If you eat half of what's left every day it will last forever

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 3d

Homemade pumpkin spice Oreos

A stack of three Oreos with a fourth leaning against the stack. Each Oreo is a sandwich cookie. The cookies are very dark brown, with fluted edges and an embossed pattern. The following is a light brown.

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t know at 17%. Big jump from his time playing third base

Poll Tracker 📊 @polltracker.bsky.social · 6d

Leger poll | 9/26-9/29

2028 Democratic presidential primary (Among Democrats)

Kamala Harris 24% (-6)
Gavin Newsom 19% (-5)
Pete Buttigieg 9% (+1)
AOC 9% (+1)
Josh Shapiro 8% (+6)
JB Pritzker 6% (+2)
Gretchen Whitmer 4% (+2)
I don’t know 17% (-1)
Another candidate 5% (+2)

Previous poll (8/29-8/31)

Poll Tracker 📊 @polltracker.bsky.social · 6d

Leger poll 9/26-9/29

President Trump approval
Disapprove 50%
Approve 38%

Generic ballot
Democratic 48%
Republican 46%

leger360.com/en/attitudes...

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 6d

Big purchases must be made on the website and not on the app.

erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 6d

Died doing what they loved

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · May 5

1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna

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