NoHomers
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On the outside looking in. PNW
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All any of us have ever wanted is people who love us and people who get us
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"Scrutinize the casements"
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The honking huge nose I got from my grandpa
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In Canada they play Picklepuck
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May it be so. May this shitshow of shitshows finally be nearing its inevitable miserable end.
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Eric Swallwell (D-CA) says it’s coming to an end and House Republicans are privately breaking, that a “jailbreak” is brewing the moment the Epstein files hit the floor, and that Trump’s aura of fear is finally cracking.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#USDemocracy
#Pinks

open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
SWALWELL’S BOMBSHELL EPSTEIN TWEET: "The Epstein Files Are Coming And The GOP Are Getting Ready To Abandon Trump"
218 or chaos: Inside the House moment that could shatter Trump’s grip
open.substack.com
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Current state of ICE in Portland as of 20 minutes ago. Police have it roped off for a few block radius.

I asked one of the Portland policemen standing around what he thought of it and his reply was he'd be happy to discuss it out of uniform. Strong impression he's as annoyed at this shit as we are.
Roped off area with police cars in background. Roped off area with police cars in background from a different block.
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The Constitution didn't anticipate utter shamelessness nor the Internet.
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Friends don't let friends fail. We lock hands and dare the world to defeat us, and it can't because together we are strong.
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I want to send this to my friend but it's not quite the right time, so I'll send it to Bluesky instead.

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All I can say is, never lose your sense of humor in the craziness. The world is nuts but it's also endlessly funny.
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Shitweasel (n): See "Mike Johnson"
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Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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The louder they are as Christians the more they break the Ten Commandments on a regular basis, specifically lying. Looking at you, Speaker Johnson.
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I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.
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That response was ableist and they should delete it. If you need four wheels you need four wheels. Any vision of ebiking replacing driving needs to include tricycles and quad cycles for those who can't use bicycles.
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All quiet on the Western Front.

IS PORTLAND A WAR ZONE?

Nope. Click & see for yourself.

Camera views all over Portland show the REAL STORY...

Every major city in the world should be so WAR-TORN.

isportlandburning.com#cameras
Is Portland Burning?
No. See real-time Portland cameras, PulsePoint incidents, and sourced fact checks.
isportlandburning.com
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Heaven 4.2/5 *
Residents are overall happy with the housing and general vibe.
Complaints include God using a whoopee cushion all the time where they're being forced to laugh, and not understanding why some of their pets went to the other place.
Still most agree a lifetime of being good was worth it.
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I had breakfast with Andre and I think he was hungover. He kept yelling at the waitstaff and bragging about his new watch. In a moment of relative calm I asked what it was all about but he just ignored me and kept glaring at the waitress's "nice jugs."

Anyway, much better at dinner I guess.
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Because of her husband.
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My most beloved foods are improved by too much black pepper
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Oh I see
It could feel wave upon wave
Instead of disorienting
You receive them, come to enjoy them
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"Careful with that Axe, Eugene (Single version)"?? Really? Now I'm wondering if Innagoddadavida has a single version too.
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RFK Jr. is a steaming pile of shit Exhibit 2,000,049
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28 decades later is a robot world dealing with a virulent software glitch.
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Great news until judge Immerscheiẞe rules the other way.
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When I'm king if your app or OS or website ever has an unasked-for popup that has a "Not now" option they also have to have a "Not ever, like ever ever, never, I don't want to" option also, and respect that choice.