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Liberation Theological Catholic. Protect Trans Kids. Love your neighbors. Use alt-text. PFP: b&w image of Stan Laurel, my namesake. she/her
NWSL/BayFC
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NEW: It's a rare blockbuster move in the world of technical staffs of the NWSL — Haley Carter is heading to the District to serve as president of soccer operations.

I spoke to Haley and Michele Kang on the move, global ambitions (and, of course, Trinity Rodman). www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Spirit hires Haley Carter to lead strategic vision and help retain top talent like Trinity Rodman
The former Orlando Pride executive has proven she knows how to build championship-winning teams.
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Back on their bullshit again
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Me, a #BayFC fan, watching all the signings happening around the #NWSL over the past few days ⚽️
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding his jacket
Alt: John travolta in Pulp Fiction looking around looking lost in a living room. He, too, is wondering WTH Bay is up to
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I wonder if I’ll sleep tonight
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’m actually really sad about the man who went into the lion enclosure and then was mauled. I don’t have any FAFO feelings, it must have been a horrible experience for him and for the witnesses. I feel awful for his family.
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Today at work my millenial coworker asked me, “What is this? Who are The Pogues?” when I started playing Fairytale of New York

😩
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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We could get used to this
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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It’s because of sapphics, Matt.

We smell a new Gillian Anderson project from a mile away and we come RUNNING
This week, Netflix will drop a western with Lena Headey and Gillian Anderson as warring matriarchs of opposing clans. Not a one of the dozens of media writers I follow online has ever mentioned this show, and yet its three-week-old trailer has over 1M views. Make it make sense.
The Abandons | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My husband trying to speak Spanish is hilarious. “La… checka?” Pls
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have to leave Oaxaca tomorrow and I’m sad

It’s really cold in the Bay Area 😢
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Advent begins.

“My child, do not despair. Do you think we would have brought you here if there were no hope? We are asking you to do a difficult thing, but we are confident that you can do it.”

—Madeleine L’Engle, "A Wrinkle in Time"

Sunday Musings: Advent 1
open.substack.com/pub/dianabut...
Sunday Musings: Advent 1
Wrinkly Time
open.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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in case anyone was skeptical, all ball
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I went to Oaxaca and learned to love mezcal
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The Secretary of Defense 💪
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
OMG the girls running the bar at our hotel in Oaxaca are listening to old Talk Talk 😭🥹😭
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving. But not to you racists and Sarah Miller
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Loving the takes on the Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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NWSL clubs without a head coach (days without one)

NC Courage (110)
Bay FC (23)
KC Current (11)
Portland Thorns (0)
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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We heard this fact today and well it's amazing so we wanted to share:

Every molecule of oxygen you breath has been inhaled by every person who has ever lived.

EVERY.PERSON.WHO.HAS.EVER.LIVED.

Oh and dinosaurs too. 🦕
a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him
Alt: A man with glassed wearing a black sweater who is moving his hands away from his head as he has heard a mind blowing fact.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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🚨We analyzed 138 million geocoded property tax records to quantify how municipal boundaries spatially overlap onto economic segregation in every US metro area—creating disparities in localities’ ability to fund public goods. And we made an interactive map of our results! [1/16]
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m in Mexico City, sitting at a patio table and watching all the dogs go by with their people
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM