Nora Jean
@norajhm.bsky.social
Creative dabbler
Accomplished belcher
Chronic hermit
Accomplished belcher
Chronic hermit
Walked by a tattoo shop on my way to my apartment and did a double take because Eric Andre is there getting his ass tattooed 😂
March 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Walked by a tattoo shop on my way to my apartment and did a double take because Eric Andre is there getting his ass tattooed 😂
The worst thing about having the best chopped cheese of your life is knowing none will ever be as good after.
They're supposed to be medium par, gosh dangit. 😭
They're supposed to be medium par, gosh dangit. 😭
February 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The worst thing about having the best chopped cheese of your life is knowing none will ever be as good after.
They're supposed to be medium par, gosh dangit. 😭
They're supposed to be medium par, gosh dangit. 😭
TSA agents who take their jobs way too seriously and delight in loudly putting you on blast for not having removed chapstick and a pad from your pocket at an airport with 9 gates can frankly eat my butt.
February 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
TSA agents who take their jobs way too seriously and delight in loudly putting you on blast for not having removed chapstick and a pad from your pocket at an airport with 9 gates can frankly eat my butt.
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Things are challenging today in Iowa 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️https://www.thegazette.com/government-politics/anti-chemtrails-bill-gets-early-support-in-iowa-house/
Anti-'chemtrails' bill gets early support in Iowa House
Sky watchers claim Iowans have been exposed to chemicals and nanotechnology as part of governmental programs to control the weather and climate.
www.thegazette.com
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Things are challenging today in Iowa 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️https://www.thegazette.com/government-politics/anti-chemtrails-bill-gets-early-support-in-iowa-house/
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stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes?
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
Jon Stewart asks why Democratic leaders think they need better messaging rather than better policies. House Leader Hakeem Jeffries replies their solution is "making the American people feel that we understand the pain that they've been in" — the exact thing Stewart was criticizing!
February 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes?
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
Safe to say, my camera, my snowpants, and I are having the best snow day.
Thrilled I'm getting the hang of photographing with my cheap "macro" adapters.
Thrilled I'm getting the hang of photographing with my cheap "macro" adapters.
February 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Safe to say, my camera, my snowpants, and I are having the best snow day.
Thrilled I'm getting the hang of photographing with my cheap "macro" adapters.
Thrilled I'm getting the hang of photographing with my cheap "macro" adapters.
Oh god. My next personal voice project is learning the lyrics to Now We Are Free from the Gladiator soundtrack. 😂
February 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh god. My next personal voice project is learning the lyrics to Now We Are Free from the Gladiator soundtrack. 😂
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I don't trust the Republicans as far as Lauren Boebert could throw Trump on Free Double Cheeseburger Day, but I cannot be upset at pointing out that what we call "unemployment" is a ridiculous, gamed number.
February 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don't trust the Republicans as far as Lauren Boebert could throw Trump on Free Double Cheeseburger Day, but I cannot be upset at pointing out that what we call "unemployment" is a ridiculous, gamed number.
Second trip to Iowa where I've felt like I don't have nearly enough time to be here.
I'm always glad to be back in NY too, but I'll always feel torn between my two homes.
But I can think of worse problems to have.
I'm always glad to be back in NY too, but I'll always feel torn between my two homes.
But I can think of worse problems to have.
February 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Second trip to Iowa where I've felt like I don't have nearly enough time to be here.
I'm always glad to be back in NY too, but I'll always feel torn between my two homes.
But I can think of worse problems to have.
I'm always glad to be back in NY too, but I'll always feel torn between my two homes.
But I can think of worse problems to have.
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It finally happened: President Donald Trump's Justice Department has ordered federal prosecutors in New York City to drop all criminal charges against Mayor Eric Adams.
"New Yorkers have to realize we're on our own."
hellgatenyc.com/mayor-adams-...
"New Yorkers have to realize we're on our own."
hellgatenyc.com/mayor-adams-...
February 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It finally happened: President Donald Trump's Justice Department has ordered federal prosecutors in New York City to drop all criminal charges against Mayor Eric Adams.
"New Yorkers have to realize we're on our own."
hellgatenyc.com/mayor-adams-...
"New Yorkers have to realize we're on our own."
hellgatenyc.com/mayor-adams-...
The failure to center the crisis in Myanmar’s Rakhine State was frankly disqualifying.
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Satire is still very much alive 👏🏼😂
personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh
February 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Satire is still very much alive 👏🏼😂
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Here's what the decision by America's favorite sports league tells us about "anticipatory obedience."
The NFL is removing 'End Racism' from its Super Bowl end zone
Here's what the decision by America's favorite sports league tells us about "anticipatory obedience."
www.npr.org
February 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Here's what the decision by America's favorite sports league tells us about "anticipatory obedience."
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*Super Bow Ad*
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
February 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
*Super Bow Ad*
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
Very tall old man in the seat next to me on the tiny plane to CR is wearing the biggest cowboy hat I think I've ever seen, old school wranglers, and is looking at tractors on facebook marketplace (I peeked, I couldn't help).
Love him.
Love him.
February 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Very tall old man in the seat next to me on the tiny plane to CR is wearing the biggest cowboy hat I think I've ever seen, old school wranglers, and is looking at tractors on facebook marketplace (I peeked, I couldn't help).
Love him.
Love him.
Paula White-Cain saying to defy Trump is to defy God is blatant idolatry.
So many of these snake oil prosperity gospel-peddling preachers are not even Christians.
So many of these snake oil prosperity gospel-peddling preachers are not even Christians.
February 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Paula White-Cain saying to defy Trump is to defy God is blatant idolatry.
So many of these snake oil prosperity gospel-peddling preachers are not even Christians.
So many of these snake oil prosperity gospel-peddling preachers are not even Christians.
Dear American Airlines:
Please for the love of god stop it with this cheesy inspirational hold music played cabin-wide after landing as we taxi into the terminal.
Have we not suffered enough as a species.
Please for the love of god stop it with this cheesy inspirational hold music played cabin-wide after landing as we taxi into the terminal.
Have we not suffered enough as a species.
February 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Dear American Airlines:
Please for the love of god stop it with this cheesy inspirational hold music played cabin-wide after landing as we taxi into the terminal.
Have we not suffered enough as a species.
Please for the love of god stop it with this cheesy inspirational hold music played cabin-wide after landing as we taxi into the terminal.
Have we not suffered enough as a species.
the funniest thing to me about the song "New York, New York" is that a good friend of mine in Iowa played it relentlessly in the months before I moved away.
and now it seems to play relentlessly on the WORST days of my life in NY.
and now? i absoLUTELY plan to play it the day I move away from NYC.
and now it seems to play relentlessly on the WORST days of my life in NY.
and now? i absoLUTELY plan to play it the day I move away from NYC.
February 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
the funniest thing to me about the song "New York, New York" is that a good friend of mine in Iowa played it relentlessly in the months before I moved away.
and now it seems to play relentlessly on the WORST days of my life in NY.
and now? i absoLUTELY plan to play it the day I move away from NYC.
and now it seems to play relentlessly on the WORST days of my life in NY.
and now? i absoLUTELY plan to play it the day I move away from NYC.
lmao at the girl who passed me in the winding tsa line at laguardia, muttering loudly as if she was seeing a world ending event: "MY GOD"
February 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
lmao at the girl who passed me in the winding tsa line at laguardia, muttering loudly as if she was seeing a world ending event: "MY GOD"
I wouldn't say I'm glad I was right, but my ex wouldn't read an article I sent him last spring about Project 2025.
"There are always ebbs and flows between the left and right," he said dismissively.
Other reasons to leave, but that was big on the list.
You either see it happening or you don't.
"There are always ebbs and flows between the left and right," he said dismissively.
Other reasons to leave, but that was big on the list.
You either see it happening or you don't.
February 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I wouldn't say I'm glad I was right, but my ex wouldn't read an article I sent him last spring about Project 2025.
"There are always ebbs and flows between the left and right," he said dismissively.
Other reasons to leave, but that was big on the list.
You either see it happening or you don't.
"There are always ebbs and flows between the left and right," he said dismissively.
Other reasons to leave, but that was big on the list.
You either see it happening or you don't.
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Every single right-wing thinker for the past decade: "Liberal democracy is over, when we get in power we're gonna try to do a dictatorship"
Pundits: "I think we can agree Trump is a little unconventional, but perhaps this time he may surprise us"
Pundits: "I think we can agree Trump is a little unconventional, but perhaps this time he may surprise us"
February 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Every single right-wing thinker for the past decade: "Liberal democracy is over, when we get in power we're gonna try to do a dictatorship"
Pundits: "I think we can agree Trump is a little unconventional, but perhaps this time he may surprise us"
Pundits: "I think we can agree Trump is a little unconventional, but perhaps this time he may surprise us"
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There are a bunch of “that’s what they voted for” in the comments and I am once again reminding you that kids did not vote for anything. Kids cannot help having dipshit parents, and kids will be the ones suffering. I understand that excising empathy feels better but come ON, y’all.
A measles outbreak is growing in a rural area of West Texas where vaccination rates are well below the recommended level.
Measles outbreak expands in West Texas around county with low vaccination rate | CNN
A measles outbreak is growing in a rural area of West Texas where vaccination rates are well below the recommended level.
www.cnn.com
February 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There are a bunch of “that’s what they voted for” in the comments and I am once again reminding you that kids did not vote for anything. Kids cannot help having dipshit parents, and kids will be the ones suffering. I understand that excising empathy feels better but come ON, y’all.
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Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.