Mag's Stupid Ass
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Just heard Hallelujah, “the song that Shrek has sex to”
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just heard Hallelujah, “the song that Shrek has sex to”
Just slowing down fast fashion. Patching the wrong down inner thighs of these jeans.
May 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just slowing down fast fashion. Patching the wrong down inner thighs of these jeans.
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I told my husband my credit score and white privilege were all I had. He sighed and said "your tits?"
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I told my husband my credit score and white privilege were all I had. He sighed and said "your tits?"
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all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
May 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
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Rumors has got to be one of the greatest albums of all time. There's not a single bad track.
May 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rumors has got to be one of the greatest albums of all time. There's not a single bad track.
It's weird seeing Josh Hartnet in things again. Pretty sure after being a teen heartthrob you're supposed to become like, a farmer with four kids or something.
May 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's weird seeing Josh Hartnet in things again. Pretty sure after being a teen heartthrob you're supposed to become like, a farmer with four kids or something.
Was bummed to get Yamcha out of a gashapon machine, but he kinda sums up what being my passenger is like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Was bummed to get Yamcha out of a gashapon machine, but he kinda sums up what being my passenger is like.
Saw someone cool mushrooms on my lil nature walk today. Pictures don't really do them justice.
April 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Saw someone cool mushrooms on my lil nature walk today. Pictures don't really do them justice.
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lol how eerily prescient
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April 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
lol how eerily prescient
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adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
April 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
Just remembered the time I started watching Berserk and texted my boyfriend (now husband) that I was kinda liking that Griffith guy. He responded with "yeah don't do that"
April 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just remembered the time I started watching Berserk and texted my boyfriend (now husband) that I was kinda liking that Griffith guy. He responded with "yeah don't do that"
*Buddy Holly voice*
Everyday
I'm-a gettin closer
To hopping in the bathtub
With a fukkin toaster
Everyday
I'm-a gettin closer
To hopping in the bathtub
With a fukkin toaster
April 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
*Buddy Holly voice*
Everyday
I'm-a gettin closer
To hopping in the bathtub
With a fukkin toaster
Everyday
I'm-a gettin closer
To hopping in the bathtub
With a fukkin toaster
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Turns out Ireland could single-handedly put a stop to this entire nonsense.
April 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Turns out Ireland could single-handedly put a stop to this entire nonsense.
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We have the numbers. The fascists can and will be defeated.
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We have the numbers. The fascists can and will be defeated.
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gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start
April 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start