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Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“What have I done!” 🤡
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
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Why are the richest people the biggest heartless dicks to the people in desperate circumstances?
You will have to face your creator someday who clearly said “what you do to the least of these you do to me”
I used to like Phil. Saudi sellout
You will have to face your creator someday who clearly said “what you do to the least of these you do to me”
I used to like Phil. Saudi sellout
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Why are the richest people the biggest heartless dicks to the people in desperate circumstances?
You will have to face your creator someday who clearly said “what you do to the least of these you do to me”
I used to like Phil. Saudi sellout
You will have to face your creator someday who clearly said “what you do to the least of these you do to me”
I used to like Phil. Saudi sellout
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But they said cutting government jobs and axing programs would REDUCE the deficit…
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
U.S. hits $38 trillion in debt, after the fastest accumulation of $1 trillion outside of the pandemic
This rapid debt accumulation is the fastest outside of the COVID-19 pandemic, with the debt having reached $37 trillion in August.
www.pbs.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
But they said cutting government jobs and axing programs would REDUCE the deficit…
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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NYT: “.. the waving by the survivors could have been an attempt to surrender, which could raise questions about whether the military had violated the rules of armed conflict ..”
@nytimes.com
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@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
NYT: “.. the waving by the survivors could have been an attempt to surrender, which could raise questions about whether the military had violated the rules of armed conflict ..”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
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#Trump pardoned Tim Leiweke — who his own DOJ indicted in July for rigging a public university’s arena bid—
It’s all a grift — Saudis to crypto to pardon seekers — everything gets turned into a revenue stream. With 1,500+ pardons already, clemency is a monetized market
It’s all a grift — Saudis to crypto to pardon seekers — everything gets turned into a revenue stream. With 1,500+ pardons already, clemency is a monetized market
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#Trump pardoned Tim Leiweke — who his own DOJ indicted in July for rigging a public university’s arena bid—
It’s all a grift — Saudis to crypto to pardon seekers — everything gets turned into a revenue stream. With 1,500+ pardons already, clemency is a monetized market
It’s all a grift — Saudis to crypto to pardon seekers — everything gets turned into a revenue stream. With 1,500+ pardons already, clemency is a monetized market
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If it takes 1000 FBI agents or just 1000 people to redact his name from the files, then the dumbass is in deep trouble, because 1000 more people know he is in the Epstein files an insane number of times. 😏
It will only take a few of them to leak it to the media. 👍👍
MAY THE LEAKING BEGIN NOW. 👍👍
It will only take a few of them to leak it to the media. 👍👍
MAY THE LEAKING BEGIN NOW. 👍👍
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If it takes 1000 FBI agents or just 1000 people to redact his name from the files, then the dumbass is in deep trouble, because 1000 more people know he is in the Epstein files an insane number of times. 😏
It will only take a few of them to leak it to the media. 👍👍
MAY THE LEAKING BEGIN NOW. 👍👍
It will only take a few of them to leak it to the media. 👍👍
MAY THE LEAKING BEGIN NOW. 👍👍
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special shout-out to the Bernie bro who told me in 2016 that the Supreme Court wasn't all that important, and Hillary's picks would be just as bad as Trump's
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
special shout-out to the Bernie bro who told me in 2016 that the Supreme Court wasn't all that important, and Hillary's picks would be just as bad as Trump's
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Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
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Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
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"... and you remember the things we used to do to all those 13-year-old girls on my island? Well, down there they do those things too, but they'll do them to YOU, and with a red hot PITCH FORK."
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"... and you remember the things we used to do to all those 13-year-old girls on my island? Well, down there they do those things too, but they'll do them to YOU, and with a red hot PITCH FORK."
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
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December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
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![>>Satirical News - Donald Trump Shakes Self Awake After Briefly Dying During Rubio's Speech [pic of half asleep disheveled trump] - satire - funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreidm52ad5oz2wptdgunsq7t7tbrractidcr6ys6gplhmt3w2zfquuq@jpeg)
Q: What's the correct name for these gold outrages appearing on the White House walls?
A: "FLIM-FLAMS"
Example: "Trump believes gold-painted plastic FLIM-FLAMS from Home Depot are real gold"
A: "FLIM-FLAMS"
Example: "Trump believes gold-painted plastic FLIM-FLAMS from Home Depot are real gold"
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Q: What's the correct name for these gold outrages appearing on the White House walls?
A: "FLIM-FLAMS"
Example: "Trump believes gold-painted plastic FLIM-FLAMS from Home Depot are real gold"
A: "FLIM-FLAMS"
Example: "Trump believes gold-painted plastic FLIM-FLAMS from Home Depot are real gold"
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DNC chair: “Aftyn Behn’s overperformance in this Trump +22 district is historic and a flashing warning sign for Republicans heading into the midterms.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
DNC chair: “Aftyn Behn’s overperformance in this Trump +22 district is historic and a flashing warning sign for Republicans heading into the midterms.”
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
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Sigh. Before we get too excited, let's not forget that Trump will pardon *anything* if it help his side. So as long as Trump is in office, no one will be prosecuted for the boat strikes. The only Constitutional remedy for abuse of the pardon power is impeachment.
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Sigh. Before we get too excited, let's not forget that Trump will pardon *anything* if it help his side. So as long as Trump is in office, no one will be prosecuted for the boat strikes. The only Constitutional remedy for abuse of the pardon power is impeachment.
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