Mason 🦤
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If you're looking for funny jokes and clever posts I am sorry for wasting your time. (he/him)
If you're looking for funny jokes and clever posts I am sorry for wasting your time. (he/him)
I got a free-trial for Strava and they have an AI that tells me I'm the world's best runner after every workout.
Now it makes sense how people can go into psychosis when listening to these sniveling yes-men robots say all their ideas are great
Now it makes sense how people can go into psychosis when listening to these sniveling yes-men robots say all their ideas are great
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I got a free-trial for Strava and they have an AI that tells me I'm the world's best runner after every workout.
Now it makes sense how people can go into psychosis when listening to these sniveling yes-men robots say all their ideas are great
Now it makes sense how people can go into psychosis when listening to these sniveling yes-men robots say all their ideas are great
Whoever put Shania Twain on the gym speaker, I hope you have a beautiful 2026
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Whoever put Shania Twain on the gym speaker, I hope you have a beautiful 2026
I'm tired of this grandpa
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm tired of this grandpa
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Say what you want about the #Survivor50 preview but seeing Shambo back on my screen filled me with nostalgia 😍
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Say what you want about the #Survivor50 preview but seeing Shambo back on my screen filled me with nostalgia 😍
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I've found doing a star jump and saying yippee mid air immediately improves my mood
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I've found doing a star jump and saying yippee mid air immediately improves my mood
I think my dog only drinks water so he can pee on stuff later
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I think my dog only drinks water so he can pee on stuff later
I am a firm believer that every app doesn't need their own version of Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I am a firm believer that every app doesn't need their own version of Spotify wrapped
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
Hot dog eating contest but it's Crème Brûlées
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hot dog eating contest but it's Crème Brûlées
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It feels really performative at this point, but a reminder that it’s National Day of Mourning for Native folks
Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it
Learn more here:
www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
And here:
notournativedaughters.org
Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it
Learn more here:
www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
And here:
notournativedaughters.org
Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives (MMIWR) | NIWRC
www.niwrc.org
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It feels really performative at this point, but a reminder that it’s National Day of Mourning for Native folks
Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it
Learn more here:
www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
And here:
notournativedaughters.org
Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it
Learn more here:
www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
And here:
notournativedaughters.org
Forgot to season my eggs for my breakfast burrito :( tommy needy drinky
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Forgot to season my eggs for my breakfast burrito :( tommy needy drinky
Yo last night was a quibi original
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yo last night was a quibi original
What's their celebrity couple name?
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What's their celebrity couple name?
There's going to be a generation that doesn't know we used to only be able to listen to podcasts
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
There's going to be a generation that doesn't know we used to only be able to listen to podcasts
I can't believe I missed National Sandwich Day :(((((
Still 35 minutes left in National Sandwich Day, post more more sandwiches! #SandwichSky
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I can't believe I missed National Sandwich Day :(((((
Something very specific that irrationally makes me mad is when someone is sitting in a chair near a fire and they're extending their arms to have their hands closer to the fire to stay warm. Like BRO. Move the chair forward a little and you don't have to do that
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Something very specific that irrationally makes me mad is when someone is sitting in a chair near a fire and they're extending their arms to have their hands closer to the fire to stay warm. Like BRO. Move the chair forward a little and you don't have to do that
Thank God I'm old enough to buy things I want myself.
No way would my parents pay $90+ for a new pokemon game & it's DLC.
No way would my parents pay $90+ for a new pokemon game & it's DLC.
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Thank God I'm old enough to buy things I want myself.
No way would my parents pay $90+ for a new pokemon game & it's DLC.
No way would my parents pay $90+ for a new pokemon game & it's DLC.
Just heard a harmless opinion I disagree with and I said nothing. Everyone clap for me.
October 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just heard a harmless opinion I disagree with and I said nothing. Everyone clap for me.
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Every time people chase the idea of “preventing” autism, what they’re really saying is that autistic lives are worth erasing. Bullshit. We don’t need fewer autistic people. We need a better world for every kind of brain and body.
September 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Every time people chase the idea of “preventing” autism, what they’re really saying is that autistic lives are worth erasing. Bullshit. We don’t need fewer autistic people. We need a better world for every kind of brain and body.
It's probably less impressive that Michael Jackson can moon walk now that he's a ghost
September 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It's probably less impressive that Michael Jackson can moon walk now that he's a ghost
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charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined
I wish it was socially acceptable to ask aquaintenced to scratch your back when it's itchy
September 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I wish it was socially acceptable to ask aquaintenced to scratch your back when it's itchy