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Shaan Baig
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comedian. jfl new faces. the get brown.
The “loving” left for some reason doesn’t tolerate people who want to kill them!!!!! 😤😤
March 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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You know, when the Democratic Party in 2020 made everyone drop out on Super Tuesday to make sure Biden beats Bernie, I was worried it would be bad for the party. But I have to eat my words, all that worked out great.
March 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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“Gender-based violence—which has risen in frequency and severity—is being perpetrated across the Occupied Palestinian Territory as a strategy of war for Israel to dominate and destroy the Palestinian people," per a new UN report also highlighting egregious reproductive violence in Gaza:
UN Report Accuses Israel of Sexual, Reproductive Violence and ‘Genocidal Acts’ in Gaza
The report found a pervasive belief among Israeli government officials and soldiers that “Palestinians in Gaza are considered complicit, despite age, gender or civilian status, and should be extermina...
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March 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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in america you have several inalienable rights unless you poll badly with white suburbanites
March 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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TAPPING THE SIGN
February 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I’d like to hear from voters of any race who were evacuated from polling places due to bomb threats and never voted.
The media is now obsessed with remorseful Trump voters, white voters, who are now losing their jobs or upset about inflation. I don’t want to hear from them. I want to hear from the Black voters who stood in line for hours, only to be turned away because their name was purged from the rolls.
March 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why did Allah make walruses
January 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My 2-year-old is my biggest champion on my weight loss journey. For example whenever I sit down, he climbs on my lap, lifts up my shirt, smacks my belly to a beat and laughs uncontrollably
January 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
All my love and respect to the firefighters, but surely we have a better word than “retardant”
January 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So far have spent all of my 30s doomscrolling
January 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
the industry term “hard comedy” is driving me insane. We have lost the plot so badly that now when something actually makes ppl laugh, execs are like “what IS this?? we have to make a new word for it!!”
December 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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This holiday season, donate so much to worthy causes, that you’re worried you’ll be arrested by the incoming president’s task force
November 29, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Gladiator 2 shows a fantastical world where paul mescal and pedro pascal have 0 sauce
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
if you don’t support a free Palestine you shouldn’t be allowed to eat middle eastern food. only carls jr for u
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I knew I was mentally ill when I listened to nirvana and finally *got* it
November 24, 2024 at 12:32 AM
The guy who sings the English lyrics in Bollywood songs
November 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
just took out a loan so I could buy a salad in LA
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Bluesky is basically Twitter if it had taken The Substance
November 18, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
haven’t been on twitter all day and it cleared my skin and fixed my posture
November 12, 2024 at 4:42 AM