Scar
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Waiting in a lobby and Taylor swifts new album is playing, this being the only scenario I’d ever have listened to it. It is actually awful in case anyone was skeptical, like pure dog shit omg
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Waiting in a lobby and Taylor swifts new album is playing, this being the only scenario I’d ever have listened to it. It is actually awful in case anyone was skeptical, like pure dog shit omg
The absolute hysterical thing about those defending Kirk’s ideology is that that man’s hateful rhetoric is *so* incredibly well documented that you either have to admit that 1. You ignored it or 2. You agree with it and 3. Either way you still think he’s a “man of god”
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The absolute hysterical thing about those defending Kirk’s ideology is that that man’s hateful rhetoric is *so* incredibly well documented that you either have to admit that 1. You ignored it or 2. You agree with it and 3. Either way you still think he’s a “man of god”
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if you don't want your microplastics just put em in me i'll take em
July 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you don't want your microplastics just put em in me i'll take em
Glass noodles are dangerous because I can eat approximately 1 million and not realize I’ve done so until 15 minutes later when I’m rapidly approaching death
July 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Glass noodles are dangerous because I can eat approximately 1 million and not realize I’ve done so until 15 minutes later when I’m rapidly approaching death
My other biggest fear is AI generated right wing memes in Facebook comments if that tells you anything about my state of mind
June 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My other biggest fear is AI generated right wing memes in Facebook comments if that tells you anything about my state of mind
My biggest fear working from home is that someone is going to break in and rob my house while I’m in the middle of presenting some corporate jargon BS on zoom and I’m gonna have to find a way to bow out of the meeting without embarrassing myself in front of both the robber and my coworkers
June 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My biggest fear working from home is that someone is going to break in and rob my house while I’m in the middle of presenting some corporate jargon BS on zoom and I’m gonna have to find a way to bow out of the meeting without embarrassing myself in front of both the robber and my coworkers
COVID got me flipping like a rotisserie chicken in my bed just so I can have a lil time breathing out of each nostril separately but equally
May 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
COVID got me flipping like a rotisserie chicken in my bed just so I can have a lil time breathing out of each nostril separately but equally
The company I work for decided to celebrate #earthday with a QR code that talks about our environmental impact and commitment to sustainably…. printed on a plastic water bottle
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The company I work for decided to celebrate #earthday with a QR code that talks about our environmental impact and commitment to sustainably…. printed on a plastic water bottle
People who get upset about “the alphabet gang,” have you heard a coder talk? “I gotta run the C++ code in my WBA box to debug the CRM DBB” yall focused on the wrong people.
April 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
People who get upset about “the alphabet gang,” have you heard a coder talk? “I gotta run the C++ code in my WBA box to debug the CRM DBB” yall focused on the wrong people.
This year I’ve noticed way more people than I typically do with the same birthday as me and I’m taking it personally
April 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This year I’ve noticed way more people than I typically do with the same birthday as me and I’m taking it personally
People relocating a house to a new spot is insane like… what do you MEAN you PICKED THE HOUSE UP AND MOVED IT please put it back down right now!!!
March 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
People relocating a house to a new spot is insane like… what do you MEAN you PICKED THE HOUSE UP AND MOVED IT please put it back down right now!!!
I need Mother Nature to churn through US presidents that way it does with popes please
March 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I need Mother Nature to churn through US presidents that way it does with popes please
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“Have you said thank you once? Just say thank you” is what abusers say.
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“Have you said thank you once? Just say thank you” is what abusers say.
Petition to find a better way to insult Tr*** than the word orange. Orange sounds too whimsical, too many good things are orange, we need something with more teeth. I don’t know the answer, but surely we can do better
February 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Petition to find a better way to insult Tr*** than the word orange. Orange sounds too whimsical, too many good things are orange, we need something with more teeth. I don’t know the answer, but surely we can do better
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Microsoft inventing a new state of matter makes sense because they also invent a new Outlook every year that’s somehow worse than the previous one
February 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Microsoft inventing a new state of matter makes sense because they also invent a new Outlook every year that’s somehow worse than the previous one
Went for a reiki session yesterday and then today got in a fight in the drive thru bc some girl cut in front of me. Idk if that means the reiki worked or not.
February 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Went for a reiki session yesterday and then today got in a fight in the drive thru bc some girl cut in front of me. Idk if that means the reiki worked or not.
Somebody said how dumb people must be to believe that these ultra-wealthy con artists who have never a day in their life cared about the economic status of average people, suddenly care and devote their entire days to it. I can’t unsee it.
February 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Somebody said how dumb people must be to believe that these ultra-wealthy con artists who have never a day in their life cared about the economic status of average people, suddenly care and devote their entire days to it. I can’t unsee it.
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America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.
February 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.
The fact that hegemony is pronounced heh-jeh-MOE-nee and not heh-jeh-MUN-ee is absolutely disgusting and I will not elaborate further
February 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The fact that hegemony is pronounced heh-jeh-MOE-nee and not heh-jeh-MUN-ee is absolutely disgusting and I will not elaborate further
I’ve officially hit the point of winter where I’m bored to tears but also have no motivation to do anything about it
February 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’ve officially hit the point of winter where I’m bored to tears but also have no motivation to do anything about it
What happened to all the good sources of stupid ass memes I need a hit
February 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
What happened to all the good sources of stupid ass memes I need a hit
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
Those days when you replay every interaction you had and just cringe at yourself because you’re sure each was your worst moment on earth
February 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Those days when you replay every interaction you had and just cringe at yourself because you’re sure each was your worst moment on earth
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You're invited to our campaign fundraiser at Vintage next Saturday, Feb. 8, from 6-8 pm! RSVP here: actionnetwork.org/events/brower-for-common-council-fundraiser?clear_id=true
February 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You're invited to our campaign fundraiser at Vintage next Saturday, Feb. 8, from 6-8 pm! RSVP here: actionnetwork.org/events/brower-for-common-council-fundraiser?clear_id=true
I need the conservatives who are saying “they’re only deporting criminals” to understand something: the admin views them ALL as criminals because if they are undocumented, that is a “crime.” It’s code for all of them.
January 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I need the conservatives who are saying “they’re only deporting criminals” to understand something: the admin views them ALL as criminals because if they are undocumented, that is a “crime.” It’s code for all of them.