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Not to brag, but I made it 2 days into the new year before feeling overwhelmed by how much stuff I have to do.
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Seeing hockey described as "boy aquariums" is giving me life 😆 🏒
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What I read was "Meditative SHeep Sounds." What it says is "Meditative SLeep Sounds." I'm really glad I was wrong. 🐑
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love how much @colbertlateshow.bsky.social #StephenColbert loves his wife, Evie. It's beautiful 😍
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pundits are overly using the word "demonic."

If it's not a morally charcoal MMC, with a massive 🍆 and abs for days, who hails from the underworld, and gives orgasms like candy, then can he really be "demonic"?
October 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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It's 2025 - please stop using the terms whitelisting and blacklisting. Yes, I know many of these terms were acceptable when you were growing up.

Continuing to use them today shows you're unable to adapt to change, which particularly in high-change environments like cybersecurity, is NOT a good look
April 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I would have been happier not knowing this, but FFS, #Texas: "So yes, under Texas law, it is not allowed for a person to own six Dildos, but he or she can own six or more different guns."

www.chron.com/news/article...

I'm so thrilled, what with ignoring all the actual societal problems going on.
Sen. Paxton is coming for your online sex toy purchases
A new bill introduced in Texas would require age verification for the sale of "obscene devices" bought online.
www.chron.com
March 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Just stop. The Kennedy Center was bad enough, but don't fucking touch the nation's museums.
March 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Is fighting fascists just a thing we do every 100 years now?
February 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What the ever-loving fuck? She hopes for 10 more children (to bring the total to 16) but is "happy to die in labor." So it's not the raising kids that matters, it's just birthing them? Who the hell will be responsible for raising them? Again, what the FUCK?

www.washingtonpost.com/style/of-int...
February 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Where's the Spotify playlist for trying to outrun my demons??
January 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@washingtonpost.com It sounds like you're moving from being a beacon in darkness to telling fables 🙄
They obeyed in advance…AGAIN!

The Washington Post killed off its "Democracy Dies In Darkness" slogan.

New slogan: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”
January 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
November 24, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
It's 63° and November. I *CANNOT* handle hearing "Santa Baby" on the radio yet.
November 19, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments...
theonion.com
November 16, 2024 at 5:54 PM