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Kylie Catastrophe
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Trans-femme medical student and mild degenerate. Ask me how my Step 2 studying is going.
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i do still think this is the best summary
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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domme voice, tilting your chin up to force eye contact: "No, don't call yourself stupid. You're not stupid unless you've been fucked that way. Understood?"
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Call her Montresor the way she got me bricked up
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
August 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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We Are the Daughters of the Hoes You Couldn't Scare
July 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Shoebody do bop shoebody do bop shoebody do bop shoebody do
Shoebody do do do do do
Bop
Shoebody do do do do do
Bop

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNt...
The Shoebody Bop
YouTube video by Drue Langlois
www.youtube.com
July 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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i don't think most cis people know what it's like for every fun or happy or meaningful moment you experience to be overshadowed by some tragedy affecting your fundamental personhood in some way within 48 hours on either side of it
June 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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also if you're the kind of person that could get off to genAI crowdsourced smutslop your genitals should be confiscated
June 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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With the New York Times continuing its attack on trans people, I wrote about its failures and how Azeen Ghorayshi has led the charge to weaponize their coverage against the trans community and launder anti-trans talking points into the mainstream.

www.thedissident.news/the-new-york...
The New York Times’ War on Trans People
The New York Times has systematically weaponized its coverage to undermine the trans community and its access to healthcare. Over the past few years, The New York Times, especially their science repo...
www.thedissident.news
June 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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*chuckles*
very astute Mr Bond however I believe you have neglected the fact that I have large naturals
I believe that's game, set, and match
June 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Made a last second call to head out for the evening!
May 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the scoooooooooore
February 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Looks like Seattle Children’s caved in advance, like every other spineless institution I had hoped would at least put up some kind of fight.

www.thestranger.com/queer/2025/0...
Seattle Children’s Postpones Trans Teen’s Surgery Indefinitely
Seattle Children’s Hospital postponed a transgender teen’s masculinizing top surgery only hours before it was scheduled allegedly to comply with one of President Donald Trump’s execu...
www.thestranger.com
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM