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Noah
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Hey, ho, let's go.

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I will get hot this year
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Trying to read a book this time of year and I fall asleep after like 3 pages...
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I used to hook up with this daddy when I lived in nyc who used to be a porn star in the 80/90s and he friended me on FB and he posts pics of porn star buddies lost during the aids crisis on their birthdays… it always gets me 😭
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It really feels like we’re getting close to the AI bubble bursting. Every entity is just yelling at you to use it for the most mundane thing.
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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So, like, does anyone on Heated Rivalry douche???
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I wish there was a way to just pause the world and have 3 months to myself to get caught up on things...
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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i will not forget the people who think i’m hot now when i actually get hot next year.
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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"The Feast of Saint Lucy"
Sven Otto Rickard Nordqvist (1946)
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Only one appropriate answer
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Feeling blah today send pho ga and someone come cuddle 🥹
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yay! 😁
‘Heated Rivalry’ has been renewed for Season 2.

(deadline.com/2025/12/heated…)
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you live in Columbus and like movies, becoming a member is $15 a month and you get unlimited movies and a free “member popcorn” they have old movies, art house movies, foreign movies, and new releases. Support it! (And better than an streaming service)
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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It’s gonna be lots of this, but bad.
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
These people are so stupid. Doesn’t mean that they’re not dangerous, but by god they’re dumb.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I imagine how I feel about pits is how foot guys feel about feet. And I bet non pit guys look at me like I look at foot guys.
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
She was a lawyer and he was a sandwich
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I just opened Scruff and there was a senior daddy who looked exactly like Joe Biden on the front page
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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The Bucked Up LA Bowl Hosted by Gronk.
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Chat, it’s gonna be really funny if I meet my future husband on Sniffies
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tuesday after a 4 day weekend in Palm Springs has me like:
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Already was planning a “winter arc” get-back-in-the-gym but ngl the gay hockey show has really pumped up the motivation. I need to get hot.
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Now with AI!” is not a positive marketing tagline. I don’t want your silly AI.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
As a never married single gay 35 year old I feel a type of kinship with this type of divorced guy.
Divorced Friend Burning Through New Hobbies At Unsustainable Rate https://theonion.com/divorced-friend-burning-through-new-hobbies-at-unsustai-1819579466/
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Uber Driver: (picks me up from hotel to airport) “So where you going? Let me guess: San Francisco?”

My tea was clocked, dear reader. Much to his surprise, he did not anticipate “Ohio”
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM