I understand this would have been difficult to add, as filming had already completed, but it’s still weird that none of the characters in Fellowship of the Ring mention that 9/11 just happened a few months ago

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

You couldn’t make Christmas Vacation today. Clark would be out of the attic in two seconds after a quick text to Ellen. When the bonus doesn’t show up, Cousin Eddie would just shoot the CEO