pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Wes Streeting has suggested Britain should join a customs union with Europe, as a poll for The Times shows eight out of ten Labour voters support the move 👏

www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Not been on here for a while but just to update that I’m still.

- Moving Boris’ autobiography into the fiction section of bookshops whenever I see it.

- Placing a copy of the Daily Star/Sport on top of any copies of the Daily Mail that I see in shops.

That is all 😊

Listening to @mrjamesob.bsky.social
on catchup. The man was on 🔥and burning Richards left and right. So grateful to have this form of reporting in these strange times. 👏👏👏

@mrjamesob.bsky.social huge game for both clubs at Kiddy on Monday. C’mon the Bulls ⚽️

I’ll put money on it that Farage won’t sue anyone, let alone Badenoch. When 2 liars go after each other the last thing they’ll want to do is to get lawyers involved.

This is meant to be a derby for crying out loud. The last time a ground was this quiet was during lockdown.

It’s incredibly childish and drives my wife mad but anytime I see Boris Johnson’s autobiography in a shop and I can’t find a copy of @mrjamesob.bsky.social ‘how they broke Britain to put in front of it,
I’ll move BJ’s bollocks to the children’s fiction section where it belongs. Sorry kids 🤣

Whamageddon starts today and I’m always torn. We play it as a family but ‘last Christmas’ is a lovely song and I feel like I’m betraying George Michael. #Whamageddon

Nice to see someone respectable presenting #BBCLuaraK can only hope that @vicderbyshire.bsky.social will be doing the whole of December while Laura plays the evil witch in panto.

We’re only 7 minutes into the new United era so it’s important to manage expectations and not get carried away. That being said….WE’RE BACK 😉

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I catch up on your shows everyday using the podcast app…don’t know if I should save this question for mystery hour but when will that bloody Rachel Johnson advert end?

I get it, Delia Smith was very difficult and could be a pain in the bum. She’s been saying it for 6 months

I love Ian Hislop but it’s worth noting that most of us would balk at the prospect of publicly admonishing a wrongdoer whose conduct you condemn in this way. I did it once to the UKIP/Reform/Brexit twerp Richard Tice but that took exactly zero guts.
This is speaking truth to actual power…

I’VE DONE IT!!!! Been flirting with both platforms but finally deactivated my ‘X’ account this morning.

27 cleverly put insults. Couldn't help chuckle a bit 😉

3 points from a painful watch there. Take the win….we’ve been worse. #United

Giving a big shout out to all of my zero followers on here….😂

If you build it……