The horror

Fuck you Rummenigge #nufc

🚨🚨💣EXCLUSIVE: Fabrizio Romano to Liverpool, HERE WE GO!

Liverpool verbally agree to deal in Principle with Romano for package including numerous posts designed to unsettle a number of players.

Medical and signing on fees already agreed before the summer window, as reported.

There’s been another Tweet Chris! But from who?

Meanwhile, over on 'the other place'. #nufc

@bsky.app why is #nufc not loading?

Don't think I'm not wise to your little game #nufc. Getting to cup finals to distract from not signing any players. Oldest trick in the book.

Top 6 next 4 PL fixtures:

#lfc B'ford(A),I'wich(H),B'mouth(A),Ev'ton(A)

#nffc S'hamp(H),B'mouth(A),Br'ton(H),F'ham(A)

#afc Spurs(H),Villa(H),Wolves(A),M City(H)

#cfc Wolves(H),M City(A),W Ham(H),Br'ton(A)

#nufc Wolves(H),B'mouth(H),S'hamp(A),F'ham(H)

#mcfc I'wich(A),Chels(H),Ars(H),Ncsl(H)

Everyone keeps pissing and moaning about signing a right winger. More pace at the back should be the priority in January IMO. #nufc

Get. Osula. On. #nufc

One look at the Champions League table and that result against Liverpool looks increasingly impressive #nufc

Bromley’s CEO and Assistant Manager reacting to getting Newcastle United away in the FA Cup Third Round Draw! 🏆🤣👏

#NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle

Doctor Who day, and I’m thinking about my friend Keith Carter who once saw Tom Baker emerging from a phone box in Edinburgh and shouted “Been anywhere nice, Tom?” and got a resounding “fuck off!”