Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell

no one warns you how much of adult life is spent tearing up cardboard boxes

mercury won't be in retrograde ever again if we blow up mercury

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance