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On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
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They won't have the numbers to occupy the nation and force everyone to comply, and that's why they're engaged in such an aggressive show of force. They're hoping we all get cowed into submission and do their work of suppression ourselves.
Once again, no.
The mantra remains "fuck you, make me."
Once again, no.
The mantra remains "fuck you, make me."
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
They won't have the numbers to occupy the nation and force everyone to comply, and that's why they're engaged in such an aggressive show of force. They're hoping we all get cowed into submission and do their work of suppression ourselves.
Once again, no.
The mantra remains "fuck you, make me."
Once again, no.
The mantra remains "fuck you, make me."
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And Godzilla can help fix overcrowding and social isolation in Tokyo, but guess what? Godzilla is not interested in implementing coherent policies to achieve ends that serve the nation. He's a rapid onset complex disaster that follows a random path and leaves only irradiated rubble behind him.
Donald Trump can help topple the Iranian regime—if he acts swiftly and decisively and supports dissidents on the inside, Mark Dubowitz and Behnam Ben Taleblu argue:
Trump’s Unexpected Opportunity
The president can help topple the Iranian regime—if he acts swiftly and decisively.
bit.ly
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
And Godzilla can help fix overcrowding and social isolation in Tokyo, but guess what? Godzilla is not interested in implementing coherent policies to achieve ends that serve the nation. He's a rapid onset complex disaster that follows a random path and leaves only irradiated rubble behind him.
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10/10 political reprisal, no notes. Just an amazing job targeting only the precincts the GOP won.
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
10/10 political reprisal, no notes. Just an amazing job targeting only the precincts the GOP won.
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/3 Think about it. Faced with lawless, violent thugs who feel entitled to murder and abuse, and faced with an unimaginably powerful government openly praising and endorsing murder and lying to justify it, these people are still showing up, often for people they don’t even know.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
/3 Think about it. Faced with lawless, violent thugs who feel entitled to murder and abuse, and faced with an unimaginably powerful government openly praising and endorsing murder and lying to justify it, these people are still showing up, often for people they don’t even know.
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trained police are allowed to react with unpredictable lethal violence and untrained civilians are obligated to behave entirely predictably to the threat of lethal violence
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
trained police are allowed to react with unpredictable lethal violence and untrained civilians are obligated to behave entirely predictably to the threat of lethal violence
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They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
"The Department of Homeland Security plans to pause operations in Chicago — where Gregory Bovino, a Border Patrol official, has led controversial arrest efforts — to support the immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota."
Trump Administration Deploying More Border Patrol Agents to Minnesota
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
When the police are forced to use violence that is a failure of policing. That event should be subjected to an unsparing autopsy to reveal the failure and prevent it happening again.
When the police use violence by choice that is a crime.
That’s it, those are the options for a civilized society.
When the police use violence by choice that is a crime.
That’s it, those are the options for a civilized society.
Even if we take these fascist freaks at their word, “trying to drive away from the guy pointing a gun at your face” isn’t domestic terrorism unless we’ve
stripped the term of all meaning.
Tap the accelerator in the presence of an ICE agent and you’re Timothy McVeigh, subject to summary execution
stripped the term of all meaning.
Tap the accelerator in the presence of an ICE agent and you’re Timothy McVeigh, subject to summary execution
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
When the police are forced to use violence that is a failure of policing. That event should be subjected to an unsparing autopsy to reveal the failure and prevent it happening again.
When the police use violence by choice that is a crime.
That’s it, those are the options for a civilized society.
When the police use violence by choice that is a crime.
That’s it, those are the options for a civilized society.
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i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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A lot of people are making a big deal about this, but it actually is unironically perfectly normal for doctors to repeatedly give you cognitive exams, even when your keep acing them, as your general health rapidly declines in the six months before you die.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
A lot of people are making a big deal about this, but it actually is unironically perfectly normal for doctors to repeatedly give you cognitive exams, even when your keep acing them, as your general health rapidly declines in the six months before you die.
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DC does not have a triumphal arch, despite all its other Roman architecture, because they are an imperial and not a republican symbol. They became reserved for the Caesars, and the Arc de Triomphe is a monument to Napoleon. If this dumb thing gets built, the only acceptable course is to demolish it.
Congress should stop this.
Also, if Trump wants to enjoy an imitation of the Arc de Triomphe done in a style and at a place congenial to him, he can visit the Arch of Triumph in Pyongyang, completed in 1982.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Also, if Trump wants to enjoy an imitation of the Arc de Triomphe done in a style and at a place congenial to him, he can visit the Arch of Triumph in Pyongyang, completed in 1982.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Trump says construction of the ‘Triumphal Arch’ to begin in ‘2 months’
The monument would be a centerpiece of the White House’s plans for America’s 250th birthday.
www.politico.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
DC does not have a triumphal arch, despite all its other Roman architecture, because they are an imperial and not a republican symbol. They became reserved for the Caesars, and the Arc de Triomphe is a monument to Napoleon. If this dumb thing gets built, the only acceptable course is to demolish it.
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Hey here’s a map with lots of pins and zero context, zero underlying data, and zero provenance that you can use to substantiate whatever you’re mad about. You’re welcome.
December 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey here’s a map with lots of pins and zero context, zero underlying data, and zero provenance that you can use to substantiate whatever you’re mad about. You’re welcome.
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Stupid sexy Lorgar
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Stupid sexy Lorgar
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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"Sanctions hurt good Russians too!!!"
Idc? This isnt personal
Idc? This isnt personal
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Sanctions hurt good Russians too!!!"
Idc? This isnt personal
Idc? This isnt personal
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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From the NYT today, 2 charts on the brokenness of American politics:
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
From the NYT today, 2 charts on the brokenness of American politics:
You don’t understand. Farming is a way of life. It’s unique in this respect. You might naively think that you have a way of life or even that everybody has a way of life but that’s simply not the case. Only farmers have a way of life and the rest of us are obliged to continue supporting them.
Why should I, someone who doesn’t own a family farm nor stand to inherit one, particularly care whether a farm is farmed by a family?
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
You don’t understand. Farming is a way of life. It’s unique in this respect. You might naively think that you have a way of life or even that everybody has a way of life but that’s simply not the case. Only farmers have a way of life and the rest of us are obliged to continue supporting them.
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It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s