Jen Scott
@octoberdandy.bsky.social
Improviser-performer-theater-comedy sort, teaching artist, musician, distractible.
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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A perfect pairing.
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
A perfect pairing.
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My daughter’s school bus was delayed this morning because armed ICE agents, some masked, were in the middle of 15th Ave in Cedar Riverside. So why wouldn’t ICE just get out of the way when the bus came? Perhaps they were busy harassing Somali-Americans, who are overwhelmingly citizens. But... (1/4)
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My daughter’s school bus was delayed this morning because armed ICE agents, some masked, were in the middle of 15th Ave in Cedar Riverside. So why wouldn’t ICE just get out of the way when the bus came? Perhaps they were busy harassing Somali-Americans, who are overwhelmingly citizens. But... (1/4)
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Here’s the code:
They lie about EVERYTHING
Literally everything
They don’t want to lie too hard - their racist followers still need to see the racist code words and know they’re still on the team
But just enough that the not-overtly-racists can have a talking point of deniability
That’s it
They lie about EVERYTHING
Literally everything
They don’t want to lie too hard - their racist followers still need to see the racist code words and know they’re still on the team
But just enough that the not-overtly-racists can have a talking point of deniability
That’s it
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Here’s the code:
They lie about EVERYTHING
Literally everything
They don’t want to lie too hard - their racist followers still need to see the racist code words and know they’re still on the team
But just enough that the not-overtly-racists can have a talking point of deniability
That’s it
They lie about EVERYTHING
Literally everything
They don’t want to lie too hard - their racist followers still need to see the racist code words and know they’re still on the team
But just enough that the not-overtly-racists can have a talking point of deniability
That’s it
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Lots of us say “I’m not on social media as much” when we mean “I’ve stopped sharing a lot and posting fun or silly things feels irresponsible in times like this. I mostly read serious things others post, so I’ve turned something that was once fun into another inlet of horrors”
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Lots of us say “I’m not on social media as much” when we mean “I’ve stopped sharing a lot and posting fun or silly things feels irresponsible in times like this. I mostly read serious things others post, so I’ve turned something that was once fun into another inlet of horrors”
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Inside you there are two wolves. Both wolves are being visited by three spirits. The spirits all have two ghost-wolves inside them. The ghost-wolves are all being visited by three extra-dead spirits. From there, the math gets upsetting
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Inside you there are two wolves. Both wolves are being visited by three spirits. The spirits all have two ghost-wolves inside them. The ghost-wolves are all being visited by three extra-dead spirits. From there, the math gets upsetting
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Just need to read three more horrible things then I can get a good night’s sleep
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Just need to read three more horrible things then I can get a good night’s sleep
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The best thing I’ve seen on my social media break is Minnesotans knowing how much our cold *sucks* and how unprepared anyone not from here is to logistically or emotionally handle it.
May our weather give these kidnappers a miserable time in our cities.
May our weather give these kidnappers a miserable time in our cities.
Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The best thing I’ve seen on my social media break is Minnesotans knowing how much our cold *sucks* and how unprepared anyone not from here is to logistically or emotionally handle it.
May our weather give these kidnappers a miserable time in our cities.
May our weather give these kidnappers a miserable time in our cities.
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Submissions for TCIF20 will open tomorrow
get ready
get ready
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Submissions for TCIF20 will open tomorrow
get ready
get ready
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Great to see the new recommendation from RFK Jr and the CDC that the only healthy way to prepare a turkey is a 2 second blast from a flame thrower
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Great to see the new recommendation from RFK Jr and the CDC that the only healthy way to prepare a turkey is a 2 second blast from a flame thrower
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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TONIGHT at Strike Theater!
Adorable will reach in and tickle your heart
Part of the @improvagogo.bsky.social lineup
7:30pm
Pay What You Like
Adorable will reach in and tickle your heart
Part of the @improvagogo.bsky.social lineup
7:30pm
Pay What You Like
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
TONIGHT at Strike Theater!
Adorable will reach in and tickle your heart
Part of the @improvagogo.bsky.social lineup
7:30pm
Pay What You Like
Adorable will reach in and tickle your heart
Part of the @improvagogo.bsky.social lineup
7:30pm
Pay What You Like
A really nice human wrote a review of some friends' show, loved the show, and then wondered why these friends don't make more shows.
AND I AM FEELING THINGS. As these friends have families and relationships and full time jobs, and probably funded this production themselves... in the year 2025.
AND I AM FEELING THINGS. As these friends have families and relationships and full time jobs, and probably funded this production themselves... in the year 2025.
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A really nice human wrote a review of some friends' show, loved the show, and then wondered why these friends don't make more shows.
AND I AM FEELING THINGS. As these friends have families and relationships and full time jobs, and probably funded this production themselves... in the year 2025.
AND I AM FEELING THINGS. As these friends have families and relationships and full time jobs, and probably funded this production themselves... in the year 2025.
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No. There, I answered it for you. Now go fucking report it.
The U.S. military has blown up three boats in the Caribbean Sea in the past three weeks, killing 17 people. Each time, President Trump has claimed that the boats were carrying drugs to the U.S. Are the strikes legal? Listen to today's episode of "The Daily."
The U.S. Keeps Killing Venezuelans on Boats. Is That Legal?
President Trump is claiming the power to shift maritime counterdrug efforts from law enforcement rules to wartime rules.
nyti.ms
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
No. There, I answered it for you. Now go fucking report it.
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Wolverine was originally going to be called Dwayne Stab
The Punisher was originally going to be called Gregory Bullets.
September 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Wolverine was originally going to be called Dwayne Stab
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He’s gonna burn it all down to stop everyone from seeing proof he paid to rape children.
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
He’s gonna burn it all down to stop everyone from seeing proof he paid to rape children.
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only the Dems could turn "the GOP are fully embracing this Nazi as one of their own" into "we're in a losing position on messaging"
NEW: Expect some drama in House Dems’ meeting this AM over a vote to honor Charlie Kirk.
Some members undecided. Others voting no or “present.” But some in the party fear anything but a unanimous vote for it will be a messaging coup for the GOP.
@Axios.com
www.axios.com/2025/09/18/c...
Some members undecided. Others voting no or “present.” But some in the party fear anything but a unanimous vote for it will be a messaging coup for the GOP.
@Axios.com
www.axios.com/2025/09/18/c...
House Democrats fume about vote to honor Charlie Kirk: "We're being totally set up"
The vote has been the topic of frenzied discussions in Democrats' closed-door meeting this week.
www.axios.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
only the Dems could turn "the GOP are fully embracing this Nazi as one of their own" into "we're in a losing position on messaging"
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Jimmy Fallon will be allowed to stay on the air if he playfully tousles the hair of at least one fascist every episode
September 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Jimmy Fallon will be allowed to stay on the air if he playfully tousles the hair of at least one fascist every episode
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Make them cancel every fucking thing
Do Not Give In To These Fucking People
Do not self censor. Do not let them scare you
Or let them scare you, but do the damn thing anyway
Fuck Charlie Kirk. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who tries to strip us of our God-given right to say those things
Do not self censor. Do not let them scare you
Or let them scare you, but do the damn thing anyway
Fuck Charlie Kirk. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who tries to strip us of our God-given right to say those things
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Make them cancel every fucking thing
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Every single time I open a document using Adobe Acrobat I have to close 3 different prompts all asking “HEY YOU WANT SOME AI TO HELP YOU?!?!? AI COULD REALLY HELP YOU READ THIS!!! WHADDYA WANT AI TO DO!!?!?” before I can get to the document
Super helpful and great for productivity
Super helpful and great for productivity
September 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Every single time I open a document using Adobe Acrobat I have to close 3 different prompts all asking “HEY YOU WANT SOME AI TO HELP YOU?!?!? AI COULD REALLY HELP YOU READ THIS!!! WHADDYA WANT AI TO DO!!?!?” before I can get to the document
Super helpful and great for productivity
Super helpful and great for productivity
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I didn’t always see eye to eye with The Child Grinder, but I appreciate that he had the integrity to grind my children into sausage when I disagreed with him.
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I didn’t always see eye to eye with The Child Grinder, but I appreciate that he had the integrity to grind my children into sausage when I disagreed with him.
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The celebration for David Kapplehoff today was one of the more profoundly moving and inspiring things I’ve experienced in a long time.
May we all be remembered so well by a community so special
May we all be remembered so well by a community so special
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The celebration for David Kapplehoff today was one of the more profoundly moving and inspiring things I’ve experienced in a long time.
May we all be remembered so well by a community so special
May we all be remembered so well by a community so special
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Hot takes grow cold very, very fast these days
September 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hot takes grow cold very, very fast these days
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These times just keep refusing to get precedented.
September 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
These times just keep refusing to get precedented.