Deesi the Dungeon Child
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Direct the Hobbit trilogy, Mr Jackson, or Rei will have to do it again.
June 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Direct the Hobbit trilogy, Mr Jackson, or Rei will have to do it again.
It's pride month, Doc. It's ok.
June 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It's pride month, Doc. It's ok.
People like to use creepy versions of "I've got no strings" from Pinocchio to represent scary rogue AIs, and tend to forget that right after singing that, Pinocchio tripped down a flight of stairs
June 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
People like to use creepy versions of "I've got no strings" from Pinocchio to represent scary rogue AIs, and tend to forget that right after singing that, Pinocchio tripped down a flight of stairs
Superman's apology video:
June 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Superman's apology video:
When the edible hits and suddenly you're looking for clues
June 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
When the edible hits and suddenly you're looking for clues
"I've been recording your battles with Lakitu since 64, Mario! I've programmed this Boo with all the data!"
"Your calculations, did they predict he'd be a Super Mario?
"Your calculations, did they predict he'd be a Super Mario?
June 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
"I've been recording your battles with Lakitu since 64, Mario! I've programmed this Boo with all the data!"
"Your calculations, did they predict he'd be a Super Mario?
"Your calculations, did they predict he'd be a Super Mario?
Núada: check out this sweet sword
Lugh: nah man, spears are way better
Dagda: you guys hungry?
Eochaidh:
Lugh: nah man, spears are way better
Dagda: you guys hungry?
Eochaidh:
June 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Núada: check out this sweet sword
Lugh: nah man, spears are way better
Dagda: you guys hungry?
Eochaidh:
Lugh: nah man, spears are way better
Dagda: you guys hungry?
Eochaidh:
So God is almost universally depicted as an old man, and I get that. He's older than the universe tho. I just dont think they give him enough wrinkles.
"Pigs? I remember when I invented pigs... I always hated them!"
"Pigs? I remember when I invented pigs... I always hated them!"
June 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
So God is almost universally depicted as an old man, and I get that. He's older than the universe tho. I just dont think they give him enough wrinkles.
"Pigs? I remember when I invented pigs... I always hated them!"
"Pigs? I remember when I invented pigs... I always hated them!"
Everyone says scyther is the coolest because he has swords for arms. My problem is, he has swords for arms. And as an "opposable thumbs" kinda human, that seems hellish. Contrast the humble tentomon. Sure, his main appendages are spikes, but he has a second pair of functional hands.
June 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Everyone says scyther is the coolest because he has swords for arms. My problem is, he has swords for arms. And as an "opposable thumbs" kinda human, that seems hellish. Contrast the humble tentomon. Sure, his main appendages are spikes, but he has a second pair of functional hands.
The sorta incel origin story that makes you devote your life to dark magics and usurp the gods in alternate universes
June 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The sorta incel origin story that makes you devote your life to dark magics and usurp the gods in alternate universes
Only "white supremacy" i believe in is the original bionicles
June 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Only "white supremacy" i believe in is the original bionicles
Me as a superhero: "I have the amazing ability to see branching possible futures and choose the path that gives me the best results!"
Also me: has crippling choice paralysis so I just buffer in place
Also me: has crippling choice paralysis so I just buffer in place
January 16, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Me as a superhero: "I have the amazing ability to see branching possible futures and choose the path that gives me the best results!"
Also me: has crippling choice paralysis so I just buffer in place
Also me: has crippling choice paralysis so I just buffer in place
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The long awaited sequel to I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
i have ideas and i am too dumb to quit
January 14, 2024 at 10:35 AM
The long awaited sequel to I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
Has anyone with shadow powers ever used them to grind a shadow rail like they're glitching in tony hawk pro skater?
January 11, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Has anyone with shadow powers ever used them to grind a shadow rail like they're glitching in tony hawk pro skater?
Got that multiple soul-rosis, when I die I'm goin to heaven *and* hell
January 11, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Got that multiple soul-rosis, when I die I'm goin to heaven *and* hell
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nobody knew for sure what was going happen when they put pizza on a bagel. we got lucky
January 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM
nobody knew for sure what was going happen when they put pizza on a bagel. we got lucky
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wish i hadn't put so many of my skill points into energy weapons. figured there was gonna be lots of energy weapon stuff going on in the world by now but there hasn't really been any that i've seen
June 27, 2023 at 2:11 AM
wish i hadn't put so many of my skill points into energy weapons. figured there was gonna be lots of energy weapon stuff going on in the world by now but there hasn't really been any that i've seen
Wh-what are you doing, Leap-year?
January 6, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Wh-what are you doing, Leap-year?
Who are you?
The Who: yes
You're "Yes?"
The Who: no thats the other guy
the band?
The Who: Yeah, they had some hits
Who did?
The Who: we did, too
Any recommendations?
The Who: I cant explain
Fine, keep your secrets
The Who: yes
You're "Yes?"
The Who: no thats the other guy
the band?
The Who: Yeah, they had some hits
Who did?
The Who: we did, too
Any recommendations?
The Who: I cant explain
Fine, keep your secrets
January 6, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Who are you?
The Who: yes
You're "Yes?"
The Who: no thats the other guy
the band?
The Who: Yeah, they had some hits
Who did?
The Who: we did, too
Any recommendations?
The Who: I cant explain
Fine, keep your secrets
The Who: yes
You're "Yes?"
The Who: no thats the other guy
the band?
The Who: Yeah, they had some hits
Who did?
The Who: we did, too
Any recommendations?
The Who: I cant explain
Fine, keep your secrets
"They must have amnesia: they forgot I'm HIM!"
January 3, 2024 at 3:03 PM
"They must have amnesia: they forgot I'm HIM!"
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the painting on the left is incredible, but unfortunately has deteriorated over time. thankfully, with the power of modern AI, we can recreate what this amazing work of art once looked like in full
January 2, 2024 at 12:00 AM
the painting on the left is incredible, but unfortunately has deteriorated over time. thankfully, with the power of modern AI, we can recreate what this amazing work of art once looked like in full
How can you say you have the drip while this man is on the same planet? You clown. You absolute fool.
January 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
How can you say you have the drip while this man is on the same planet? You clown. You absolute fool.