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offlineflora.bsky.social
oi bluesky to bebeno
December 7, 2024 at 12:12 AM
offlineflora.bsky.social
bluesky pfvr me deicha privar a conta man
November 2, 2024 at 12:47 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
caraio bluesky oiiiii
November 2, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
PRO TIP: if you eat enough candy corn your teeth will fall out and you can replace them with candy corn
October 14, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Before the internet kittens had to call everyone individually to explain how small and cute they were. Ca. 1920 - 1935. collection.powerhouse.com.au/object/597342
Black and white photo of a shorthaired tuxedo tabby kitten on a floor next to a black, old fashioned candlestick type telephone. The kitten is sitting up on its haunches with its paws against the mouthpiece, peering into it curiously. Another kitten can be seen a couple feet away, blurry but you can see its sleeping in the upright loaf position.
October 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
tinha tempos que eu nao me via com um BATOMZAO VERMELHO e gente.. que poder que dá ne
October 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
esse perfume nao eh bom.
fredcassar.bsky.social Fred @fredcassar.bsky.social · Oct 11
vocês *VÃO* comer o cuscuz
October 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
lembrando que perereca parada nao engole leite
October 11, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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kimmalien.bsky.social
Drank so much coffee I can see spirits but just the demonic ones
October 11, 2024 at 2:41 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
pqp tao falando de mim
folha.com Folha de S.Paulo @folha.com · Oct 10
As pessoas viciadas em buscar imóveis na internet: 'É meu pornô'. Com imóveis cada vez mais inacessíveis, ver aplicativos de anúncios se tornou 'um escapismo', diz especialista mla.bs/4cbb1c1b
As pessoas viciadas em buscar imóveis na internet: 'É meu pornô'
Com imóveis cada vez mais inacessíveis, ver aplicativos de anúncios se tornou 'um escapismo', diz especialista
mla.bs
October 11, 2024 at 2:22 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
essa semana eu ouvi no fumodromo sem querer a conversa de 3 homem hetero padrao faria limer sobre o corpo de mulheres que trabalham com eles e eu to pensando nisso ja tem 2 dias coisas horriveis foram ouvidas
October 10, 2024 at 8:23 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
estou devastada teve bug no site da mac hoje e tava indo um fix+ gratis em todas as compras mas perdi </3
October 10, 2024 at 5:45 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
wake up - chia seeds - go to sleep
October 10, 2024 at 1:43 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
eu gosto do bluesky se voltar ao tt sera pq aqui nao tem conta pv q eh uma parte importantissima da minha vida
October 9, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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overdosey.bsky.social
October 9, 2024 at 5:38 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
i have to be the cuntiest bitch at this pronto socorro
October 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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nugudior.bsky.social
October 7, 2024 at 11:53 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
sair com pessoas que me deixam confortavel o suficiente pra eu nem ter vontade de beber = <3
October 8, 2024 at 2:58 AM
offlineflora.bsky.social
to mto dodoizinha miseravel ja eh a decima vez q fico gripada esse ano nao aguento mais
October 8, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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lwnzi.com
mais uma semana!
October 7, 2024 at 10:39 AM
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itimaliasoficial.bsky.social
October 7, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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hernique.bsky.social
segunda (bom dia fml)
October 7, 2024 at 12:01 PM
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orange-cats.bsky.social
her mascara is ruined 😭
October 6, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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nazareamarga.bsky.social
Amiga desculpa passar a baba da minha pica na boca do seu marido é que sou TDAH esqueci que vc era casada com ele
October 4, 2024 at 10:16 PM
offlineflora.bsky.social
aparentemente todo mes eu fico doente boa pa nois
October 6, 2024 at 4:35 AM