Kristi
@ohemfngee.bsky.social
Hey, I know some of you from the other place! 👋
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Nutritionist: These are the foods that make you fat and sick
Me: Okay yes I love those
Me: Okay yes I love those
January 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Nutritionist: These are the foods that make you fat and sick
Me: Okay yes I love those
Me: Okay yes I love those
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the U.S. kids shoe sizes start over after little kid sizes because american big kids lose their feet and grow permanent feet like teeth
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
the U.S. kids shoe sizes start over after little kid sizes because american big kids lose their feet and grow permanent feet like teeth
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if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 AM
if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
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I raised my kids to be "woke" asf
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I raised my kids to be "woke" asf
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Doctor: do you exercise?
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Doctor: do you exercise?
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
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We have toxic bosses, toxic friends and family, toxic politicians, toxic food and water and even the air is toxic... so go ahead and eat those carbs
November 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
We have toxic bosses, toxic friends and family, toxic politicians, toxic food and water and even the air is toxic... so go ahead and eat those carbs
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Currently blocking everyone who is not helping me to become my worst self
November 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Currently blocking everyone who is not helping me to become my worst self
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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There are good women out there. We're just sick of your shit and prefer cats now.
November 14, 2024 at 12:59 PM
There are good women out there. We're just sick of your shit and prefer cats now.
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Coming up with new material to post on a social media app is way harder when you’re old as fuck
November 12, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Coming up with new material to post on a social media app is way harder when you’re old as fuck
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coldplay tupperware after
cooking with
turmeric
🤝
it was all yellow
cooking with
turmeric
🤝
it was all yellow
November 12, 2024 at 7:15 PM
coldplay tupperware after
cooking with
turmeric
🤝
it was all yellow
cooking with
turmeric
🤝
it was all yellow
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
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Don't mistake my kindness for anything but a trauma response
November 12, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Don't mistake my kindness for anything but a trauma response
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(Meeting a new person) please don’t tell me anything
November 12, 2024 at 2:55 AM
(Meeting a new person) please don’t tell me anything
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And you used to have to have an invite code…
November 11, 2024 at 9:52 PM
And you used to have to have an invite code…
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I’m here and I want zero Nazi friends.
November 10, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I’m here and I want zero Nazi friends.
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Women could go to the doctor with a knife sticking out of their head, and we'd be asked if we've tried losing weight...
November 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Women could go to the doctor with a knife sticking out of their head, and we'd be asked if we've tried losing weight...
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I hope I'm somehow on a deportation list.
November 6, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I hope I'm somehow on a deportation list.
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Wanting to follow people from twitter but I can’t remember who likes me and who hates me
November 7, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Wanting to follow people from twitter but I can’t remember who likes me and who hates me
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I never thought my funny bone would break until I stayed on Twitter and it became X. Anyway….. here I am now
November 10, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I never thought my funny bone would break until I stayed on Twitter and it became X. Anyway….. here I am now
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One of the toughest things about life in 2024 is waking up every morning and finding out that Donald Trump hasn't died yet.
April 4, 2024 at 3:09 AM
One of the toughest things about life in 2024 is waking up every morning and finding out that Donald Trump hasn't died yet.