brendan
ohioafterdark.bsky.social
brendan
@ohioafterdark.bsky.social
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I’m holding a protest against the Iranian regime so those fat cats in Washington who are constantly saying how much they love Iran and think Iran can do no wrong will take a second look…it’s not all good like they assume…
I mean this seriously.

Has everyone lost their fucking minds? What the fuck is he talking about?
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Literally any Democrat who could conceivably be president in 2028: These men and women served their country, it's only right that we honor the promise we made them.
Can't wait to collect my $50k 5 years from now. Mr. Trump said he was good for it.
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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People aren't leaving; looks like more have arrived since we have. Someone just shouted "suck my dick" and the crowd joined in with a spontaneous "suck his dick!" chant.
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM