Crabby Hoffman
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Crabby Hoffman
@ohnoapocalypse.bsky.social
Every day i try to find new ways to convince myself that i don't know exactly where this is all going, but i'm not falling for it.

Born too late Deadhead.
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Kenneth Chesebro, the lawyer who helped orchestrate the fake elector scheme to overturn the 2020 election, has been permanently disbarred in New York.
June 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If Hegseth or Trump were waiters:

"I'm sorry, waiter, this is not the drink i ordered..."

"How dare you demean and doubt the quality of the work our cooks do? Do you have any idea how hard it is to work a double shift in a kitchen? Why don't you call me over to say something about those heroes?"
June 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"operation Midnight Hammer", not to be confused with "operation Midnight Hammered", which involved only Hegseth.
June 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Day by passing day, we are watching what amounts to a national police riot by ICE. But what worries me is that what we are witnessing is not the actions of an agency that believes it will ever be subject to meaningful oversight or legal authority ever again. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-believ...
ICE believes it will never face accountability again
The Trump administration is letting an unaccountable secret police form at the heart of our democracy.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
June 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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We don’t know what the real name of the Director of White House Personnel is, we don’t know what country he came from, he refuses to turn in background check forms, and nobody will ask the president or press secretary about it.
June 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm but a humble European, but is it just me or do these ICE agents look exactly like the guys leading the assault on your capitol on J6?
June 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"Iran is days away from producing a nuclear weapon!" but also, "Trump to decide whether US will strike Iran within next two weeks". Make it make sense...
June 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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We are in the Caligula stage.
June 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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One of the biggest problems with the world is that fools are always so sure and certain about everything and intelligent people are so full of doubts and uncertainties.
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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BREAKING:

The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".

It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers
June 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable
theonion.com
June 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Ask your doctor what treatment the supreme court decided is right for you.
June 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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The United States has sent a 79-year-old man with a limited vocabulary, whose face is painted in orange pigment and hair is I-Don't-Know-What to speak to America's interests at the G-7. He will do so in incomplete or broken sentences.

He will then report back as to who liked him and who he liked.
June 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I found Mike Johnson.
June 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Ahhh New Haven
June 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I figured it was time to bring this over here #bluecrew
November 23, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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It is literally going to rain on Trump's Parade today. What a shame 🤣🤣🤣 #NoKingsProtest
June 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This would not have happened if Donald was president...
June 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Portugese cartoonist Zez Vaz
February 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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They might exist in the wild!
#cartoon #cartoonist #alphamale #ladybug
February 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM