Have you got any bread?
@oimista.bsky.social
Kicking and screaming from twitter, but I'm here.
Minneapolis based gay who's annoyed and “works” in “tech”? How niche!
Say the username like a loud British boy covered in soot, or don’t say it at all
Minneapolis based gay who's annoyed and “works” in “tech”? How niche!
Say the username like a loud British boy covered in soot, or don’t say it at all
I would believe you if you told me APT came out 3 years ago
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I would believe you if you told me APT came out 3 years ago
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"The Democrats are pushing reforms that they know won’t work because they are doing performative, perfunctory opposition to try to quiet their base, instead of real legislating and fighting to dismantle Trump’s ICE and CBP." newrepublic.com/article/2059...
Senate Democrats’ ICE Proposals Are a Huge and Inexcusable Whiff
Their opening bid should have been eight or 10 bold proposals. But as usual, the Democrats start by negotiating with themselves.
newrepublic.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"The Democrats are pushing reforms that they know won’t work because they are doing performative, perfunctory opposition to try to quiet their base, instead of real legislating and fighting to dismantle Trump’s ICE and CBP." newrepublic.com/article/2059...
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NO. NO NO NO NO.
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
NO. NO NO NO NO.
love that this app is getting more expensive. Just beautiful UX design!!!
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
love that this app is getting more expensive. Just beautiful UX design!!!
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Every time I talk to someone outside of Minnesota, we always spend time on *really* basic things they have don’t understand about what is happening here.
So let’s do a Q&A. What are your most basic questions about what’s going on in Minnesota?
So let’s do a Q&A. What are your most basic questions about what’s going on in Minnesota?
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Every time I talk to someone outside of Minnesota, we always spend time on *really* basic things they have don’t understand about what is happening here.
So let’s do a Q&A. What are your most basic questions about what’s going on in Minnesota?
So let’s do a Q&A. What are your most basic questions about what’s going on in Minnesota?
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"It's OK, Tom Homan will cool everyone down" seems like an impossible thought for an adult human brain to have. And yet.
Trump is deploying his border czar to Minneapolis as a political crisis grows over his administration’s immigration enforcement tactics, a move viewed by many Republicans as an effort to calm tensions in Minnesota.
Border czar Tom Homan’s arrival in Minnesota signals a shift by the Trump administration
Homan’s assignment comes amid reports that some federal immigration agents will soon be pulled out of Minnesota.
bit.ly
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"It's OK, Tom Homan will cool everyone down" seems like an impossible thought for an adult human brain to have. And yet.
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
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MINNESOTA
Tomorrow is the economic blackout!
Friendly note- a lot of small and midsize business in the metro area literally cannot afford to close. Be kind if they are open. If you have to shop, shop local.
For my bloomfs not in Minnesota, please only shop local tomorrow!
Tomorrow is the economic blackout!
Friendly note- a lot of small and midsize business in the metro area literally cannot afford to close. Be kind if they are open. If you have to shop, shop local.
For my bloomfs not in Minnesota, please only shop local tomorrow!
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
MINNESOTA
Tomorrow is the economic blackout!
Friendly note- a lot of small and midsize business in the metro area literally cannot afford to close. Be kind if they are open. If you have to shop, shop local.
For my bloomfs not in Minnesota, please only shop local tomorrow!
Tomorrow is the economic blackout!
Friendly note- a lot of small and midsize business in the metro area literally cannot afford to close. Be kind if they are open. If you have to shop, shop local.
For my bloomfs not in Minnesota, please only shop local tomorrow!
Jim Jordan is really leaning on this $20,000 payment to someone in the investigation as a betrayal to taxpayers like the ICE and military budgets haven't increased 10 fold or whatever the fuck like please be serious.
All these people make me SEEEEEETHE
All these people make me SEEEEEETHE
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Jim Jordan is really leaning on this $20,000 payment to someone in the investigation as a betrayal to taxpayers like the ICE and military budgets haven't increased 10 fold or whatever the fuck like please be serious.
All these people make me SEEEEEETHE
All these people make me SEEEEEETHE
I think it’s actually important to remember that you can get banished for being annoying in Traitors and that’s part of what makes it great
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I think it’s actually important to remember that you can get banished for being annoying in Traitors and that’s part of what makes it great
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I find it necessary these days to affirm the obvious because the descent into fascism is mostly a continuous, not discrete, process so here it goes:
these are internal checkpoints by secret police for what is routine freedom of movement.
these are internal checkpoints by secret police for what is routine freedom of movement.
It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
ICE agents to begin checking documents at MSP airport, patrol jet bridges - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will begin checking documents of travelers and workers at MSP airport, with patrols inside jet bridges.
www.bizjournals.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I find it necessary these days to affirm the obvious because the descent into fascism is mostly a continuous, not discrete, process so here it goes:
these are internal checkpoints by secret police for what is routine freedom of movement.
these are internal checkpoints by secret police for what is routine freedom of movement.
This should be illegal on a Friday btw
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This should be illegal on a Friday btw
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Fuck ICE and fuck that backwater Botox cunt and the private jet she flew in on.
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Fuck ICE and fuck that backwater Botox cunt and the private jet she flew in on.
Im sorry no I will not be venmoing you to help move into your already purchased forever home?! I feel like everyone is insane
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Im sorry no I will not be venmoing you to help move into your already purchased forever home?! I feel like everyone is insane
Taran Killam in Stumble good god 🥵
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Taran Killam in Stumble good god 🥵
A warrior’s divvied end? This sloppy bottom queen I stg
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
A warrior’s divvied end? This sloppy bottom queen I stg
This is what watching Stranger Things is like
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is what watching Stranger Things is like
The chokehold these have on me should be studied
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The chokehold these have on me should be studied
Is that the--
John Williams holiday classic Somewhere in my Memory from Home Alone(1990)? Yeah.
John Williams holiday classic Somewhere in my Memory from Home Alone(1990)? Yeah.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is that the--
John Williams holiday classic Somewhere in my Memory from Home Alone(1990)? Yeah.
John Williams holiday classic Somewhere in my Memory from Home Alone(1990)? Yeah.
Gayla Peevey went fucking OFF on I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Gayla Peevey went fucking OFF on I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Oh sweetie no this turkey will not be trotting thank u tho
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh sweetie no this turkey will not be trotting thank u tho
Bubba was Zohran this whole time
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bubba was Zohran this whole time