✨ nat ✨
@okayjokesover.bsky.social
the artist formerly known as artsnobsolution on twitter. she/they, fat non-practicing gay spoonie, australian adhd aries so you can imagine the energy, spooky copyright bitch, strange & off putting 👻
See also: the time I brought & drank most of a small bottle of vodka mixed with Ribena into the 1D movie, got overwhelmedly drunk & started crying when Zayn bought his mum a house, the origins of this photo:
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
See also: the time I brought & drank most of a small bottle of vodka mixed with Ribena into the 1D movie, got overwhelmedly drunk & started crying when Zayn bought his mum a house, the origins of this photo:
A very nice woman at Oscar Wiley raked through all of their spare arms until she found one that would fit on my glasses so I can at least drive home with them, but I can tell you this is not a permanent fix because they sit crooked on my face no matter what I do, which is asking for a headache
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A very nice woman at Oscar Wiley raked through all of their spare arms until she found one that would fit on my glasses so I can at least drive home with them, but I can tell you this is not a permanent fix because they sit crooked on my face no matter what I do, which is asking for a headache
Oh I love when I find a new addition to my “things on crackers” dinners, these crackers are so weirdly delicious for a cheapish plain cracker, like it doesn’t taste a LOT like rosemary but that’s kind of ideal for me, they’re buttery & sturdy, which is what I look for in a dinner cracker, a++
December 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Oh I love when I find a new addition to my “things on crackers” dinners, these crackers are so weirdly delicious for a cheapish plain cracker, like it doesn’t taste a LOT like rosemary but that’s kind of ideal for me, they’re buttery & sturdy, which is what I look for in a dinner cracker, a++
Perfume Genius review: more people should include a chair on a rotating platform as part of their stage set so they can writhe on it in an extremely homosexual manner, 10/10 no notes (also it might have been how middle aged the crowd was but it was one of the most well behaved I’ve had in ages)
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Perfume Genius review: more people should include a chair on a rotating platform as part of their stage set so they can writhe on it in an extremely homosexual manner, 10/10 no notes (also it might have been how middle aged the crowd was but it was one of the most well behaved I’ve had in ages)
I was ready to be underwhelmed by this but I checked & it’s knocked around $16k off my HECS debt so actually thank you guys, that’s very nice of you
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I was ready to be underwhelmed by this but I checked & it’s knocked around $16k off my HECS debt so actually thank you guys, that’s very nice of you
Also this collection of topics is incredible, I didn’t realise I watched Girl With The Dogs that much but apparently YouTube did, & look at how much of a Drew Gooden stalker I look, I promise sometimes I fall asleep while it’s autoplaying & it’ll play like 6 of his videos in a row, it’s not all me
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Also this collection of topics is incredible, I didn’t realise I watched Girl With The Dogs that much but apparently YouTube did, & look at how much of a Drew Gooden stalker I look, I promise sometimes I fall asleep while it’s autoplaying & it’ll play like 6 of his videos in a row, it’s not all me
This is the funniest part of my YouTube recap, because I can tell you in order what triggered these: Roblox dot oof/Danny Gonzalez’ Walmart Roblox video/the McElroys playing Dress To Impress, my top rewatched Monster Factory eps & the fact I find Steph0sims scratches an ADHD itch in my brain
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is the funniest part of my YouTube recap, because I can tell you in order what triggered these: Roblox dot oof/Danny Gonzalez’ Walmart Roblox video/the McElroys playing Dress To Impress, my top rewatched Monster Factory eps & the fact I find Steph0sims scratches an ADHD itch in my brain
I seem to be the only person who got anything remotely close to their actual age on Spotify Wrapped, because I spend 99% of my time listening to podcasts & this year the rest of it was Owen Pallett, one Blur album, the new Patrick Wolf album a few times & some random playlists every now & then
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I seem to be the only person who got anything remotely close to their actual age on Spotify Wrapped, because I spend 99% of my time listening to podcasts & this year the rest of it was Owen Pallett, one Blur album, the new Patrick Wolf album a few times & some random playlists every now & then
Everything about this article about freebirthing is horrifying but this bit absolutely sent me because what do you MEAN you don’t believe in gravity anymore, that’s not just a choice you can decide to make!! www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
![Friends say Saldaya often took her ideological cues from her business partner. After Norris-Clark decided she did not believe in gravity, Saldaya announced she was no longer “round [Earth] committed”. When Norris-Clark said she no longer believed in germ theory, Saldaya told friends she did not wash her hands. When Norris-Clark said she no longer identified as a feminist and wished to submit to her husband, Saldaya quietly stopped marketing the podcast as “radical feminist”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yjpncrkw3rgpnrxgaejygxy6/bafkreickkofo7gnc7hro5pbhl7ranba7qhtgqx2n2lyjnimigfitmjfnqy@jpeg)
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Everything about this article about freebirthing is horrifying but this bit absolutely sent me because what do you MEAN you don’t believe in gravity anymore, that’s not just a choice you can decide to make!! www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
I haven’t gotten a Charles coin before now, actually quite weird tbh
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I haven’t gotten a Charles coin before now, actually quite weird tbh
Next cross stitch project: large hunk of black on black stitching, because I love to suffer apparently (it’s a cat in a bottle eventually, but I have to get through the black cat body first & it is VERY hard on the eyes, nowhere near as contrasting as it looks here
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Next cross stitch project: large hunk of black on black stitching, because I love to suffer apparently (it’s a cat in a bottle eventually, but I have to get through the black cat body first & it is VERY hard on the eyes, nowhere near as contrasting as it looks here
Despite realising last night I’d made a mistake that would take at least half an hour to unpick & redo, & then deciding I’d just work around it, I have managed to complete my first Christmas present cross stitch (no one involved has an account here, it’s not going to ruin a surprise)
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Despite realising last night I’d made a mistake that would take at least half an hour to unpick & redo, & then deciding I’d just work around it, I have managed to complete my first Christmas present cross stitch (no one involved has an account here, it’s not going to ruin a surprise)
I got my new passport today & they’ve really gone off with the design lately haven’t they, this little laser etched see through copy of the photo is particularly funny to me but the kangaroos engraved on the back are also very fun
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I got my new passport today & they’ve really gone off with the design lately haven’t they, this little laser etched see through copy of the photo is particularly funny to me but the kangaroos engraved on the back are also very fun
Not to post dawgs on main for free (but idk if you know anyone who’ll pay for pics of these fucked up hypermobile nightmares hmu) but I am continuing on my quest to pick the most disgusting colours for my toenails that the salon never uses, I did slime green the other day & now I’ve found pus yellow
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Not to post dawgs on main for free (but idk if you know anyone who’ll pay for pics of these fucked up hypermobile nightmares hmu) but I am continuing on my quest to pick the most disgusting colours for my toenails that the salon never uses, I did slime green the other day & now I’ve found pus yellow
I thought maybe they’d forgotten to turn the power off bc I got the washing done & made breakfast with no issues but alas, about an hour ago they removed my electricity, so I was just reminded by doing my cross stitch in just the natural light that I needed to book an eye test, I’m too old for this
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I thought maybe they’d forgotten to turn the power off bc I got the washing done & made breakfast with no issues but alas, about an hour ago they removed my electricity, so I was just reminded by doing my cross stitch in just the natural light that I needed to book an eye test, I’m too old for this
Whole breasts, uncut! If you want to just do it in water this is my go to method www.recipetineats.com/foolproof-po... but this is the actual recipe in Gourmet using coconut milk, the main thing is to only cook it on the heat for a bit, then take it off the heat & let the hot liquid do the rest
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Whole breasts, uncut! If you want to just do it in water this is my go to method www.recipetineats.com/foolproof-po... but this is the actual recipe in Gourmet using coconut milk, the main thing is to only cook it on the heat for a bit, then take it off the heat & let the hot liquid do the rest
Here’s the actual recipe if you’d prefer to use the original ingredients, I can’t do brown rice or hunks of fresh chili these days but the veg is just preference (apologies for the darkness, we have no power right now so I had to use the kitchen skylight as my light source lol)
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Here’s the actual recipe if you’d prefer to use the original ingredients, I can’t do brown rice or hunks of fresh chili these days but the veg is just preference (apologies for the darkness, we have no power right now so I had to use the kitchen skylight as my light source lol)
It’s literally one of my favourite pieces of Australian history, up there with “one of our prime ministers drowned & we named an aquatic centre for him” (honestly still think about this guy from the Puppet History ep & get emotional sometimes though, look at him 🥹)
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s literally one of my favourite pieces of Australian history, up there with “one of our prime ministers drowned & we named an aquatic centre for him” (honestly still think about this guy from the Puppet History ep & get emotional sometimes though, look at him 🥹)
It occurs to me I did not show you the result of hair dye roulette, I’m actually pretty happy with it tbh, it’s darker in person but the light roots to dark ends persist because my hair is growing in largely salt & pepper these days
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It occurs to me I did not show you the result of hair dye roulette, I’m actually pretty happy with it tbh, it’s darker in person but the light roots to dark ends persist because my hair is growing in largely salt & pepper these days
This is from 2 comments on 2 separate tiktoks several months ago that keep going newly viral & getting liked again, like they’re not even my tiktoks, what the hell
October 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
This is from 2 comments on 2 separate tiktoks several months ago that keep going newly viral & getting liked again, like they’re not even my tiktoks, what the hell
Anyway today I have to do the worst decennial task, aka having a passport photo taken & paying $412 for DFAT to put it into a document I have to show to other humans, plz pray I don’t have to stand for too long before taking it so I’m not a boiled ham like in my cripple sticker one, see:
October 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Anyway today I have to do the worst decennial task, aka having a passport photo taken & paying $412 for DFAT to put it into a document I have to show to other humans, plz pray I don’t have to stand for too long before taking it so I’m not a boiled ham like in my cripple sticker one, see:
You are an ARTS SUPER FUND and you KNOW I’m unemployed, this feels a bit below the belt to put on my super statement
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
You are an ARTS SUPER FUND and you KNOW I’m unemployed, this feels a bit below the belt to put on my super statement
Honestly it’s giving they very much did kill Jesus at this point
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Honestly it’s giving they very much did kill Jesus at this point
Haha that’s so FUNNY of you to recommend that LinkedIn but SHAN’T
October 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Haha that’s so FUNNY of you to recommend that LinkedIn but SHAN’T
I read this when it first came out but as I am currently approaching 2 years of unemployment this bit really hit me again, like between the inability to stand up for long periods & the autism there is a tiny fraction of jobs I can do, & all of them are hard to acquire, for some reason
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I read this when it first came out but as I am currently approaching 2 years of unemployment this bit really hit me again, like between the inability to stand up for long periods & the autism there is a tiny fraction of jobs I can do, & all of them are hard to acquire, for some reason