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I was already irked by the fake benevolence of this place, mostly fueled by the passive agressive calls to block anybody with a different view, but the posts from far-leftists morons supporting hamas really is the cherry on the turd.
October 8, 2023 at 11:06 AM
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benbartlett.bsky.social
Just want you guys to know that right now there's a truly INCREDIBLE thread on Twitter that is causing a bunch of 29-year-olds with undiagnosed anxiety disorders to reveal to the world that they believe they are secretly John Wick
Screenshot of a tweet by @BardVorpal reading "Question for men: My mom, who has been married to my dad for over thirty years, just found out that my dad constantly scans for, assesses, and plans for possible threats Menfolk, do all of you do this?" Screenshot of a tweet by @Misterdpriley reading Me walking into a building: Thinking "Entrance now behind me, seven potentially hostile males. Three potentially hostile females. Emergency exit to the left. Righthand corner is defensible. Stairs going up, dangerous high-ground position. Adjust defensible area." My daughter: Thinking ~Today is the greatest... day there ever was!~ Me: "Pay attention." Her: "Exit behind and to the left. Watch the stairs." Me: "Good girl." Her: *Goes back to thinking song lyrics carefree* Me: Thinking "If a riot breaks out, I have to take this guy out first with that ficus pot. He seems the strongest." Screenshot of a tweet by @NobleQAli reading "Me (sitting down in a coffee shop): - Only sit when facing the doors - Sit at least one row away from the window - Assess the height, build, and posture of every male - Use fork with the right hand, in case the fork becomes a stabbing implement - Hot coffee is also a weapon" Screenshot of a tweet by @gr33nhatt3r reading "Yes. Subconsciously I am always scanning and often become aware of it because I start to think other people around who see me might think I'm up to no good. I'll be walking my dogs looking over my right shoulder, left shoulder, behind me, always scanning my surroundings. Situational awareness in transitional spaces is a MUST! This is just innate in males, as they are physically stronger compared to (most) females. It's just bred into us to be the protector of ourselves, our family and our community."
September 26, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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djool.bsky.social
Ooooh tiens le bien !
Etienne Etienne Etienne
September 21, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I thought about growing hair above the upper lip but was told that it must ache
September 19, 2023 at 4:32 PM
JEU DU W-E 🎯 deviens député ⚖️ le temps d'un post et utilise le sophisme prédécoupé pour proposer un amendement sur un sujet que tu ne maîtrises pas mais qui te fais très peur

« l'emploi de __ participe à la sécurité de __ mais comme toutes les évolutions __ il est parfois dévoyé par les criminels »
matthieu-audibert.fr Matthieu Audibert @matthieu-audibert.fr · Sep 16
L’emploi d’un VPN participe à la cybersécurité des usages numériques mais comme toutes les évolutions technologiques il est parfois dévoyé par les cybercriminels
September 16, 2023 at 10:56 AM
moi quand j'écoute le dernier Slowdive
September 10, 2023 at 6:00 PM
@pfrazee.com @pfrazee.com hey Paul! since you admittedly are the one who put bugs in here, it looks like blocking people hides their messages to *everyone*? is that a "work as designed" behavior?
September 10, 2023 at 3:46 PM
two things my very first job had that don't exist anymore:
- an entire office to myself
- an ashtray on my desk
mathonwy.bsky.social Mathonwy @mathonwy.bsky.social · Sep 10
Gen Z doesn't know what it was like when everything smelled like cigarettes no matter where you went because half of people older than 15 in the western world chainsmoked indoors and even non-smokers had the scent permeated into our clothing, hair, furniture, and even the walls of every building.
September 10, 2023 at 12:26 PM
les réponses à ce post sont d'une tristesse
fbrahimi.fr Fadhila Brahimi @fbrahimi.fr · Sep 10
👏 Welcome @platombe.bsky.social
Notre premier député francophone sous le ciel bleu.
September 10, 2023 at 11:52 AM
that scene from AIRPLANE where Striker sits next to an Indian man ready to immolate himself as Randy arrives RANDY Excuse me, sir. There’s been a little problem in the cockpit and I was wondering… STRIKER The cockpit? What is it? RANDY It’s the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that’s not important right now.
September 10, 2023 at 11:13 AM
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maxkennerly.bsky.social
good morning from the rare xenomorph horse
A picture of two horses. The horse in front has its mouth open, and the perspective makes it appear as if the second horse's mouth is extending from the first horse's mouth, akin to the xenomorph's jaw-within-a-jaw from the Alien movies.
September 9, 2023 at 11:37 AM
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mugrimm.bsky.social
September 8, 2023 at 5:20 AM
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pfrazee.com
replies are now sorted by how mad everyone is at me
September 7, 2023 at 6:38 PM
"all your space are belong to us" — Microsoft, probably.
September 7, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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catbus.phd
Boston Post, Massachusetts, July 7, 1921
vintage newspaper headline reading AMERICANS THICK IN THE HEAD Einstein Says We Are So Ignorant We Are Comic
September 6, 2023 at 8:13 PM
@abolibibelot.bsky.social
September 6, 2023 at 3:57 PM
je ne dis pas que je me suis mordu la langue très fort pour ne pas intervenir tandis que trois collègues vantaient les mérites de l’ostéopathie pour leurs petits bobos, je dis juste que j'ai la bouche en sang.
September 6, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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andrewpaul.bsky.social
answer: 10 months to the day
dead serious here: how long until Elon blames the Jews for killing Twitter?
September 5, 2023 at 1:11 PM
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luckwillows.bsky.social
"throw my baby as far as you can"
photo of a baby onesie designed to make an infant look like a football
September 4, 2023 at 6:39 PM
une voisine a réglé le volume du radar de recul de son SUV tout neuf AU MAX et maintenant j'ai Big Ben qui fait des créneaux en face.
September 2, 2023 at 11:31 AM
après-guerre, l'émission de TV israélienne la plus populaire montrait Oskar Schindler marmonnant agenouillé et s'appelait Le Juste Prie.
September 2, 2023 at 9:41 AM
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echodelaboucle.bsky.social
🔴La secrétaire d'État chargée de la ville favorable à l’expérimentation dans les quartiers pauvres de petites salles de classe de 10 m² pour 2 élèves afin de préparer les jeunes à la vie carcérale
August 30, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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linforme.com
🇫🇷 Le champion de la pub en ligne Criteo sabre dans ses effectifs français

👉 Face à l’érosion de son activité historique, l’ancienne licorne tricolore, cotée au Nasdaq, compte se séparer de 7 % de ses employés en France.

#french #emploi
Le champion de la pub en ligne Criteo sabre dans ses effectifs français
Face à l’érosion de son activité historique, l’ancienne licorne tricolore, cotée au Nasdaq, compte se séparer de 7 % de ses employés en France.
www.linforme.com
August 31, 2023 at 9:19 AM
mon genre préféré sur BS c’est le gros compte Twitter qui, après avoir participé à tous les débats du moment, vient poster « oh la la qu’on est bien au calme ici, loin de tout ce tumulte si toxique. »
August 31, 2023 at 8:59 AM
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joolia.bsky.social
roses are red
life is but pain
NYT headline: “She was depressed and forgetful. It was the worm in her brain.” Photo of a long red worm in a specimen container.
August 30, 2023 at 8:20 PM