@oldgumbo.bsky.social
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“Please be on the lookout for the following mothers, who are confirmed to be in possession of dangerous vehicles and should be met with extreme caution,” said DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security released a watchlist Friday warning Americans about the presence of ...
theonion.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Please be on the lookout for the following mothers, who are confirmed to be in possession of dangerous vehicles and should be met with extreme caution,” said DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
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“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors
WASHINGTON—Saying the sumptuous gift should slake the administration’s thirst for the next few months, Fox News sent President Donald Trump its quarterly tithe of three blond anchors, White House sour...
theonion.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch
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It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredictable moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredictable moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is a GoFundMe for Books with Pictures, a beloved comics store. They’ve achieved so much, from winning awards to hosting events, but now they’re facing financial challenges. Every donation can help them stay afloat. Please click the link below to donate. gofund.me/d18d14948
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help.
I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
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November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is a GoFundMe for Books with Pictures, a beloved comics store. They’ve achieved so much, from winning awards to hosting events, but now they’re facing financial challenges. Every donation can help them stay afloat. Please click the link below to donate. gofund.me/d18d14948
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🚨 🇨🇼 CURAÇAO HAVE QUALIFED FOR THEIR FIRST EVER FIFA WORLD CUP!
🚨 🇭🇹 HAITI HAVE QUALIFED FOR THEIR FIRST FIFA WORLD CUP SINCE 1974!
🚨 🇵🇦 PANAMA HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR SECOND EVER FIFA WORLD CUP!
🚨 🇭🇹 HAITI HAVE QUALIFED FOR THEIR FIRST FIFA WORLD CUP SINCE 1974!
🚨 🇵🇦 PANAMA HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR SECOND EVER FIFA WORLD CUP!
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
🚨 🇨🇼 CURAÇAO HAVE QUALIFED FOR THEIR FIRST EVER FIFA WORLD CUP!
🚨 🇭🇹 HAITI HAVE QUALIFED FOR THEIR FIRST FIFA WORLD CUP SINCE 1974!
🚨 🇵🇦 PANAMA HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR SECOND EVER FIFA WORLD CUP!
🚨 🇭🇹 HAITI HAVE QUALIFED FOR THEIR FIRST FIFA WORLD CUP SINCE 1974!
🚨 🇵🇦 PANAMA HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR SECOND EVER FIFA WORLD CUP!
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CURAÇAO HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP ❤️
WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE BLUE WAVE 🌊
WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE BLUE WAVE 🌊
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
CURAÇAO HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP ❤️
WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE BLUE WAVE 🌊
WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE BLUE WAVE 🌊
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
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To recap, a 19-year-old without a security clearance named bigballs can get into the EPA. Senator Ed Markey cannot.
We were just denied entrance into the EPA after asking to meet with a DOGE representative. More to come.
February 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
To recap, a 19-year-old without a security clearance named bigballs can get into the EPA. Senator Ed Markey cannot.
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When astronomers get too drunke thei texte their exoplanets
February 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When astronomers get too drunke thei texte their exoplanets
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I don’t care if you’re a relative, a fantasy novelist, or an elected official, transphobia is manufactured outrage and transphobe are trash.
None of America’s problems are cause by trans people. None.
But a LOT are caused by bigots.
None of America’s problems are cause by trans people. None.
But a LOT are caused by bigots.
January 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don’t care if you’re a relative, a fantasy novelist, or an elected official, transphobia is manufactured outrage and transphobe are trash.
None of America’s problems are cause by trans people. None.
But a LOT are caused by bigots.
None of America’s problems are cause by trans people. None.
But a LOT are caused by bigots.
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EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy - nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon -
More civlized - the age
Not so clumsy - nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon -
More civlized - the age
January 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy - nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon -
More civlized - the age
Not so clumsy - nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon -
More civlized - the age
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How about ynstead of pouringe a ton of moneye ynto A.I. we just funde public educacioun and use the bookes we alreadye have that it ys being trained upon?
January 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How about ynstead of pouringe a ton of moneye ynto A.I. we just funde public educacioun and use the bookes we alreadye have that it ys being trained upon?
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Never forget
January 6, 2021.
Horrible wretched people.
January 6, 2021.
Horrible wretched people.
January 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Never forget
January 6, 2021.
Horrible wretched people.
January 6, 2021.
Horrible wretched people.
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"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."
Thomas Mann
Thomas Mann
December 19, 2024 at 1:21 PM
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."
Thomas Mann
Thomas Mann
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole my hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste!
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole my hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste!
December 19, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole my hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste!
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole my hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste!