old man yells at internet
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I identify as a menace. 21+, queer, genderless internet entity. I do not exist in the mortal realm if I can avoid it.
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After I said I wanted the buffet at my wedding to be just cereal, I had a frosty reception.
February 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
After I said I wanted the buffet at my wedding to be just cereal, I had a frosty reception.
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It’s a big sacrifice but I’m going to eat burritos with maple syrup to show solidarity.
February 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s a big sacrifice but I’m going to eat burritos with maple syrup to show solidarity.
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Living in Canada where we won't be having tariffs on coffee sure helps the mood a little. 🍁
February 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Living in Canada where we won't be having tariffs on coffee sure helps the mood a little. 🍁
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February 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Marvel is happy about this gentle Sunday morning.
February 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Marvel is happy about this gentle Sunday morning.
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Wakes up from a fitful dream in the middle of a thunderstorm, sitting bolt upright, like in the movies, as lightning illuminates the room
"AsmonMOLD!"
A dog barks in the distance
"AsmonMOLD!"
A dog barks in the distance
February 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wakes up from a fitful dream in the middle of a thunderstorm, sitting bolt upright, like in the movies, as lightning illuminates the room
"AsmonMOLD!"
A dog barks in the distance
"AsmonMOLD!"
A dog barks in the distance
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Mercantilism is such a lame thing to bring back from the 17th century.
Why couldn’t they bring back the fashion instead?
Why couldn’t they bring back the fashion instead?
February 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Mercantilism is such a lame thing to bring back from the 17th century.
Why couldn’t they bring back the fashion instead?
Why couldn’t they bring back the fashion instead?
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I’m gonna start putting maple syrup on everything. Everything. 😊🤞🦋
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’m gonna start putting maple syrup on everything. Everything. 😊🤞🦋
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The belly is a trap. Do not be fooled. Management cannot be held responsible for what might happen if you attempt to pet the belly. #Caturday
February 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The belly is a trap. Do not be fooled. Management cannot be held responsible for what might happen if you attempt to pet the belly. #Caturday
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Someone let me use their Libby card and that shit SLAPS yall!!! I wish my library was registered on there 😭😭
I’m gonna ask them next time I go! #booksky
I’m gonna ask them next time I go! #booksky
February 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Someone let me use their Libby card and that shit SLAPS yall!!! I wish my library was registered on there 😭😭
I’m gonna ask them next time I go! #booksky
I’m gonna ask them next time I go! #booksky
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Isn’t it weird how the people who say “gaming was better back then” haven’t played 90% of the classics and instead just play slop to get angry at
February 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Isn’t it weird how the people who say “gaming was better back then” haven’t played 90% of the classics and instead just play slop to get angry at
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Gaming should feel like a stressful job. You should be ashamed of yourself for having a backlog. You should wake up in the middle of the night worried about video games and the order you'll play them in. Real gamers do not enjoy gaming.
February 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gaming should feel like a stressful job. You should be ashamed of yourself for having a backlog. You should wake up in the middle of the night worried about video games and the order you'll play them in. Real gamers do not enjoy gaming.
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[at dinner with Tony the Tiger]
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
February 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
[at dinner with Tony the Tiger]
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
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It’s nearly impossible to get Benny & Sam together and both looking at the camera at the same time.
February 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It’s nearly impossible to get Benny & Sam together and both looking at the camera at the same time.
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BREAKING: Employees at Tim Horton's locations across the US have been ordered to spit in everyone's coffee starting Tuesday
February 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
BREAKING: Employees at Tim Horton's locations across the US have been ordered to spit in everyone's coffee starting Tuesday
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January 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM