Ominous Pooltoy 🔞
@ominouspooltoy.ing
Squeaky pooltoy, maker of music.
🏳️⚧️♀️
Permanently puppybrained,
Permanently soggy.
VERY NSFW
MINORS GTFO!
🏳️⚧️♀️
Permanently puppybrained,
Permanently soggy.
VERY NSFW
MINORS GTFO!
Pinned
I just lost a companion today.
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
Sometimes, things are better out of context...
wait we do bones now??
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Sometimes, things are better out of context...
I knew lesbians were cool
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I knew lesbians were cool
Uninstalled this as soon as I noticed it.
If I need an image censoring, I'll do it myself. Don't need daddy Google trying to do it for me.
If I need an image censoring, I'll do it myself. Don't need daddy Google trying to do it for me.
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Uninstalled this as soon as I noticed it.
If I need an image censoring, I'll do it myself. Don't need daddy Google trying to do it for me.
If I need an image censoring, I'll do it myself. Don't need daddy Google trying to do it for me.
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(Sometime in the mid 80s)
Me: "That girl is dressed like a boy"
"Some girls like to dress like that. They're called tomboys."
"What's it called when boys want to dress like girls?"
(Room temperature drops sharply)
"Boys. Don't. Want. To."
"........oh"
Me: "That girl is dressed like a boy"
"Some girls like to dress like that. They're called tomboys."
"What's it called when boys want to dress like girls?"
(Room temperature drops sharply)
"Boys. Don't. Want. To."
"........oh"
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
(Sometime in the mid 80s)
Me: "That girl is dressed like a boy"
"Some girls like to dress like that. They're called tomboys."
"What's it called when boys want to dress like girls?"
(Room temperature drops sharply)
"Boys. Don't. Want. To."
"........oh"
Me: "That girl is dressed like a boy"
"Some girls like to dress like that. They're called tomboys."
"What's it called when boys want to dress like girls?"
(Room temperature drops sharply)
"Boys. Don't. Want. To."
"........oh"
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Wow! You can just hire support dogs that come right to your home? Wow how conve- What are they doing?👀💨
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Diaper #DiaperArt #Furry
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Diaper #DiaperArt #Furry
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Wow! You can just hire support dogs that come right to your home? Wow how conve- What are they doing?👀💨
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Diaper #DiaperArt #Furry
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Diaper #DiaperArt #Furry
How in the actual fuck did the price of 32GB of DDR5 ALMOST QUADRUPLE in less than a year?
The kit I bought in April for £85 is now going for almost £400.
The kit I bought in April for £85 is now going for almost £400.
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
How in the actual fuck did the price of 32GB of DDR5 ALMOST QUADRUPLE in less than a year?
The kit I bought in April for £85 is now going for almost £400.
The kit I bought in April for £85 is now going for almost £400.
Sentient pooltoy with sex holes
Discuss.
Discuss.
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sentient pooltoy with sex holes
Discuss.
Discuss.
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Oh oh.... the kobold now looks shiny......
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh oh.... the kobold now looks shiny......
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Emergency commissions open
I'm 300 dollars short on rent and it's due today
( Can't afford to be late again )
$80 for 1 character simple background ( please know I'm currently working on other commissions so they might take a bit )
I'm 300 dollars short on rent and it's due today
( Can't afford to be late again )
$80 for 1 character simple background ( please know I'm currently working on other commissions so they might take a bit )
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Emergency commissions open
I'm 300 dollars short on rent and it's due today
( Can't afford to be late again )
$80 for 1 character simple background ( please know I'm currently working on other commissions so they might take a bit )
I'm 300 dollars short on rent and it's due today
( Can't afford to be late again )
$80 for 1 character simple background ( please know I'm currently working on other commissions so they might take a bit )
Well the big words aren't too surprising...
But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?
But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Well the big words aren't too surprising...
But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?
But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
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Listen it's completely unfair I should be expected to clean up after others! I am entitled to be cleaned up after as Prince of this kingdom!!
(Art by the wonderful and talented @fructoruu.bsky.social )
(Art by the wonderful and talented @fructoruu.bsky.social )
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Listen it's completely unfair I should be expected to clean up after others! I am entitled to be cleaned up after as Prince of this kingdom!!
(Art by the wonderful and talented @fructoruu.bsky.social )
(Art by the wonderful and talented @fructoruu.bsky.social )
N E E D .
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
N E E D .
I think it's about time we stopped basing our entire online presence around US websites.
Surely Canada or Western Europe has some tech tycoons who aren't completely batshit?
Surely Canada or Western Europe has some tech tycoons who aren't completely batshit?
What frustrates me about this bullshit is that DESPITE NOT LIVING IN THE USA, *MY* internet experience will be affected by it because conservatives in the USA won't take a fucking second to ACTUALLY BE A PARENT AND MONITOR THEIR KID'S INTERNET USAGE
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I think it's about time we stopped basing our entire online presence around US websites.
Surely Canada or Western Europe has some tech tycoons who aren't completely batshit?
Surely Canada or Western Europe has some tech tycoons who aren't completely batshit?
At this point, I'm convinced The Onion isn't satire... It's a warning.
these kids are adults now and would be raising kids of their own if they didn't keep disappearing
youtu.be/ssjokgx0pUQ
youtu.be/ssjokgx0pUQ
Ten Percent Of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills
YouTube video by The Onion
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
At this point, I'm convinced The Onion isn't satire... It's a warning.
Fatal Peepee
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fatal Peepee
I just lost a companion today.
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I just lost a companion today.
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
Summary of a typical babyfur Bsky feed
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Summary of a typical babyfur Bsky feed
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Hifi Hypno beats to Mindwipe to (Quadaural REMIX Extended)
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hifi Hypno beats to Mindwipe to (Quadaural REMIX Extended)
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"What could paw-sibly go wrong," says Bubsy, repeating his iconic catch phrase when his friends dared him to dress up like a girl.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
August 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"What could paw-sibly go wrong," says Bubsy, repeating his iconic catch phrase when his friends dared him to dress up like a girl.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.
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Parade balloon icon for @barklikea.dog 🎉
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Parade balloon icon for @barklikea.dog 🎉
Bluesky should give you the option to flag videos as AI generated. Especially when it's blatantly obvious. Or OP admits to it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bluesky should give you the option to flag videos as AI generated. Especially when it's blatantly obvious. Or OP admits to it.
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Once it was discovered how trivially easy it is to hypnotize Avali, they quickly became the Galaxy's new hottest pet! These Avali subjugation systems are incredibly cheap and easy to produce, so the species as a whole barely knew what hit 'em! Luckily they're all much happier now in servitude~
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Once it was discovered how trivially easy it is to hypnotize Avali, they quickly became the Galaxy's new hottest pet! These Avali subjugation systems are incredibly cheap and easy to produce, so the species as a whole barely knew what hit 'em! Luckily they're all much happier now in servitude~
Ur all just stinky meat.
Unless ur a pooltoy.
Then ur a squeaky sheet.
Unless ur a pooltoy.
Then ur a squeaky sheet.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ur all just stinky meat.
Unless ur a pooltoy.
Then ur a squeaky sheet.
Unless ur a pooltoy.
Then ur a squeaky sheet.