onebeartoe
@onebeartoe.bsky.social
software developer, Java, Minecraft
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Interesting... #Java is actually a great language choice to implement your #MCP servers, if you care about performance!
And if compiled natively with @graalvm.org the memory would be as low as #golang for similar performance!
www.tmdevlab.com/mcp-server-p...
And if compiled natively with @graalvm.org the memory would be as low as #golang for similar performance!
www.tmdevlab.com/mcp-server-p...
February 17, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Interesting... #Java is actually a great language choice to implement your #MCP servers, if you care about performance!
And if compiled natively with @graalvm.org the memory would be as low as #golang for similar performance!
www.tmdevlab.com/mcp-server-p...
And if compiled natively with @graalvm.org the memory would be as low as #golang for similar performance!
www.tmdevlab.com/mcp-server-p...
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hr: you need to be more respectful to your colleagues
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
hr: you need to be more respectful to your colleagues
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
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Did they just perform Prisencolinensinainciusol at the 2026 Winter Olympics?
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Did they just perform Prisencolinensinainciusol at the 2026 Winter Olympics?
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Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
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Out of town ICE thugs physically intimidate an immigration attorney protecting her clients.
ATTORNEY: "Don't push me! Why are you trying to pick them up?"
ICE GOON: "It's none of your business!"
ATTORNEY: "It is my business—I'm their attorney. It's EXACTLY my business!"
They give up and leave 😭
ATTORNEY: "Don't push me! Why are you trying to pick them up?"
ICE GOON: "It's none of your business!"
ATTORNEY: "It is my business—I'm their attorney. It's EXACTLY my business!"
They give up and leave 😭
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Out of town ICE thugs physically intimidate an immigration attorney protecting her clients.
ATTORNEY: "Don't push me! Why are you trying to pick them up?"
ICE GOON: "It's none of your business!"
ATTORNEY: "It is my business—I'm their attorney. It's EXACTLY my business!"
They give up and leave 😭
ATTORNEY: "Don't push me! Why are you trying to pick them up?"
ICE GOON: "It's none of your business!"
ATTORNEY: "It is my business—I'm their attorney. It's EXACTLY my business!"
They give up and leave 😭
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This Jacob Frey speech is incredible. "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis."
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This Jacob Frey speech is incredible. "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis."
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I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
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"Ukraine's Peace Awaiting Trump's Approval"
open.substack.com/pub/therealm...
open.substack.com/pub/therealm...
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"Ukraine's Peace Awaiting Trump's Approval"
open.substack.com/pub/therealm...
open.substack.com/pub/therealm...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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My comprehensive guide on building #AI #agents in #Java with the #ADK framework! 🤖☕
I've bundled everything you need to get started: my full article, the video recording at @devoxx.com, a codelab, the slides, an updated template project, and code samples, all in one place.
I've bundled everything you need to get started: my full article, the video recording at @devoxx.com, a codelab, the slides, an updated template project, and code samples, all in one place.
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My comprehensive guide on building #AI #agents in #Java with the #ADK framework! 🤖☕
I've bundled everything you need to get started: my full article, the video recording at @devoxx.com, a codelab, the slides, an updated template project, and code samples, all in one place.
I've bundled everything you need to get started: my full article, the video recording at @devoxx.com, a codelab, the slides, an updated template project, and code samples, all in one place.
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A big thank you to everyone who attended the JDK tools lab @devoxx.com 🙏! If you want to try it later on, the content that @josepaumard.bsky.social and I used is here:
github.com/java/lab-jdk...
Enjoy the rest of the conference!
#Java #JDK25 #OpenJDK #JDKTool #handsonlab
github.com/java/lab-jdk...
Enjoy the rest of the conference!
#Java #JDK25 #OpenJDK #JDKTool #handsonlab
GitHub - java/lab-jdk-tools: Fast Track JDK Tools Hands-on-Lab
Fast Track JDK Tools Hands-on-Lab. Contribute to java/lab-jdk-tools development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
A big thank you to everyone who attended the JDK tools lab @devoxx.com 🙏! If you want to try it later on, the content that @josepaumard.bsky.social and I used is here:
github.com/java/lab-jdk...
Enjoy the rest of the conference!
#Java #JDK25 #OpenJDK #JDKTool #handsonlab
github.com/java/lab-jdk...
Enjoy the rest of the conference!
#Java #JDK25 #OpenJDK #JDKTool #handsonlab
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Minecraft x Opposuits Giveaway! wn.nr/Kc7xTSR
Minecraft x OppoSuits Giveaway!
It's time to craft a new look! We’re giving away 3 official Minecraft™ suits from OppoSuits— designed FOR EVERY CRAFTER! Suit up, show off, and let your Minecraft style go full mob-mode. Explore, buil...
wn.nr
September 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Minecraft x Opposuits Giveaway! wn.nr/Kc7xTSR
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Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public?
Yeah, me neither.
#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
Yeah, me neither.
#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public?
Yeah, me neither.
#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
Yeah, me neither.
#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
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Zero-Trust File Uploads: Scan Before You Store
Build a secure, in-memory antivirus pipeline using ClamAV, Quarkus REST, Reactive, and ByteArrayInputStream in Java
buff.ly/XSWDxdJ
#Java #Quarkus #ClamAV #Reactive
Build a secure, in-memory antivirus pipeline using ClamAV, Quarkus REST, Reactive, and ByteArrayInputStream in Java
buff.ly/XSWDxdJ
#Java #Quarkus #ClamAV #Reactive
August 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Zero-Trust File Uploads: Scan Before You Store
Build a secure, in-memory antivirus pipeline using ClamAV, Quarkus REST, Reactive, and ByteArrayInputStream in Java
buff.ly/XSWDxdJ
#Java #Quarkus #ClamAV #Reactive
Build a secure, in-memory antivirus pipeline using ClamAV, Quarkus REST, Reactive, and ByteArrayInputStream in Java
buff.ly/XSWDxdJ
#Java #Quarkus #ClamAV #Reactive
August 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
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With JBang, turn any existing JAR into a simple, shareable app—no extra ecosystem to install, no hassle to maintain. Just Java, made easy.
January 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
With JBang, turn any existing JAR into a simple, shareable app—no extra ecosystem to install, no hassle to maintain. Just Java, made easy.
This video demonstrates a #Javafx application that communicates with
a temperature and humidity sensor
and displays the values on screen.
It uses software from @FrankDelporte (LED display) and jSerialComm and hardware from @adafruit
youtu.be/k4h7EhCuoW8
a temperature and humidity sensor
and displays the values on screen.
It uses software from @FrankDelporte (LED display) and jSerialComm and hardware from @adafruit
youtu.be/k4h7EhCuoW8
SHT41 Trinkey Display with JavaFX
YouTube video by onebeartoe
youtu.be
January 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This video demonstrates a #Javafx application that communicates with
a temperature and humidity sensor
and displays the values on screen.
It uses software from @FrankDelporte (LED display) and jSerialComm and hardware from @adafruit
youtu.be/k4h7EhCuoW8
a temperature and humidity sensor
and displays the values on screen.
It uses software from @FrankDelporte (LED display) and jSerialComm and hardware from @adafruit
youtu.be/k4h7EhCuoW8
