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Maybe I missed something. Is anyone watching Harlem? Does Portia know about the baby?
January 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Maybe I missed something. Is anyone watching Harlem? Does Portia know about the baby?
Andy Cohen on New Year’s Eve is my favorite version of Andy Cohen
January 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Andy Cohen on New Year’s Eve is my favorite version of Andy Cohen
The block I’ve been spinning lately…terrible for my mental health but oh so great for my physical health 😩
January 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The block I’ve been spinning lately…terrible for my mental health but oh so great for my physical health 😩
Yesterday I completed onboarding paperwork for my dream job/company and had mind blowing sex. Now I’m journaling on my couch while watching Succession. What a great way to close out the year.
January 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yesterday I completed onboarding paperwork for my dream job/company and had mind blowing sex. Now I’m journaling on my couch while watching Succession. What a great way to close out the year.
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Just read the response from Costco to shareholders requesting it back down from DEI. It was glorious. It begins "Our Board has considered this proposal and believes … an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." and gets better. A happy investor #diversityandinclusion
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Just read the response from Costco to shareholders requesting it back down from DEI. It was glorious. It begins "Our Board has considered this proposal and believes … an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." and gets better. A happy investor #diversityandinclusion
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Apple autocorrect changing omw to “On my way!” Is gonna be my 13th reason. So aggressive and loud for no reason
December 19, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Apple autocorrect changing omw to “On my way!” Is gonna be my 13th reason. So aggressive and loud for no reason
Idk, the Quad situation in Napa was very different from her not inviting her ex-husband’s wife to her own birthday party #marriedtomedicine
December 2, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Idk, the Quad situation in Napa was very different from her not inviting her ex-husband’s wife to her own birthday party #marriedtomedicine
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I ain’t going to hold you, this sounds amazing. This why I call it Moist velvet
Honestly, just between us. I don't know how men give us oral sex....vaginas are shiny, wet, and folds of skin, and apparently, they like throb when we get excited and men can see that
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November 27, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I ain’t going to hold you, this sounds amazing. This why I call it Moist velvet
Imma need to see Wicked at least 3 more times. It was THAT good.
November 27, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Imma need to see Wicked at least 3 more times. It was THAT good.
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also. 😭
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:53 PM
also. 😭
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Not liking Kendrick Lamar is a bright red flag. And I’m not sorry, idiot!
November 22, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Not liking Kendrick Lamar is a bright red flag. And I’m not sorry, idiot!
This is a Mary Cosby Stan account
November 21, 2024 at 9:01 PM
This is a Mary Cosby Stan account
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So my body just need orgasms and sleep all the damn time?
This lady on tiktok said that weed makes you do whatever your body needs to do. Like if you’ve been lacking in sleep. it’ll make you sleep, if you’ve been skipping meals, nourishing poorly, it’ll make you eat. If you’ve been in a creative rut, it will force you to lock in/make art. That’s so crazy.
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 AM
So my body just need orgasms and sleep all the damn time?
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I dont mean no harm... and i'm not trying to be in no body business... but "do" congress got an HR??????
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I dont mean no harm... and i'm not trying to be in no body business... but "do" congress got an HR??????
No because why did I ever think I could squeeze a therapy session in on my lunch break?
November 20, 2024 at 1:43 AM
No because why did I ever think I could squeeze a therapy session in on my lunch break?
I used to have a TIME down at the Applebee’s happy hour with my Credit Union crew! Don’t let it be a commission payout day, we’d close the place down!
Y’all ever randomly think about your old coworkers that you used to be cool with. I miss them jokers 😂
November 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I used to have a TIME down at the Applebee’s happy hour with my Credit Union crew! Don’t let it be a commission payout day, we’d close the place down!
Inject this Leon Thomas into my veins at this point. Matter fact, just Yes It Is because the amount of times I play it a day, my Spotify account should be skipping 😩
November 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Inject this Leon Thomas into my veins at this point. Matter fact, just Yes It Is because the amount of times I play it a day, my Spotify account should be skipping 😩
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i’m sorry but y’all could never make me hate beyoncé
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
i’m sorry but y’all could never make me hate beyoncé
Her piss is probably neon yellow
Lisa Barlow with a 42oz at the gym 😭 Never change! #RHOSLC
November 19, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Her piss is probably neon yellow
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adhd be beating my ass i’m ngl
November 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
adhd be beating my ass i’m ngl
I looked good af this weekend and this is all I have to show for it
November 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I looked good af this weekend and this is all I have to show for it
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suspect is black but can’t learn the tamia shuffle after countless attempts at trying
November 18, 2024 at 11:03 PM
suspect is black but can’t learn the tamia shuffle after countless attempts at trying
🎙️This thing awn?
November 19, 2024 at 12:42 AM
🎙️This thing awn?