kenny
@onekenboi.bsky.social
posts coming soon. good posts coming later
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(unwrapping my double cheeseburger) WITNESS ME
i have high cholesterol too, i have since i was a teenager. but im not gonna be a goddamn coward about it. if a plate of corned beef hash with eggs over easy kills me then that’s just how i go
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
(unwrapping my double cheeseburger) WITNESS ME
So funny listening to commentary talking about a rookie setting a new career high. Like oh so it was better than that game he played last month?
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So funny listening to commentary talking about a rookie setting a new career high. Like oh so it was better than that game he played last month?
We’ve outfitted your truck with a device that will disable the engine for 24 hours whenever you fail to maintain a safe following distance
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We’ve outfitted your truck with a device that will disable the engine for 24 hours whenever you fail to maintain a safe following distance
NBA Cup flags presented for the national anthem by the local police department and the local department of public safety. Unreal yin-yang combination
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
NBA Cup flags presented for the national anthem by the local police department and the local department of public safety. Unreal yin-yang combination
Reading the TTV at the end of someone’s name like a degree or professional designation
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Reading the TTV at the end of someone’s name like a degree or professional designation
Critics of the hot hand fallacy often fail to account for the fact that that player has been shooting really well lately
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Critics of the hot hand fallacy often fail to account for the fact that that player has been shooting really well lately
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what i love about banjo is how it can make any song immediately unsexy. righteous brothers’ unchained melody, panty dropping stuff. unchained melody on banjo, never touch me again. ginuwine’s pony, is it getting hot in here?! ginuwine’s pony on banjo, you’re going away for a long time you sick fuck
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
what i love about banjo is how it can make any song immediately unsexy. righteous brothers’ unchained melody, panty dropping stuff. unchained melody on banjo, never touch me again. ginuwine’s pony, is it getting hot in here?! ginuwine’s pony on banjo, you’re going away for a long time you sick fuck
Excited to see a bit more of the Shead/Quickley backcourt for a bit but need this sprain for Barrett to be pretty minor
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Excited to see a bit more of the Shead/Quickley backcourt for a bit but need this sprain for Barrett to be pretty minor
It’s by no means the WORST part of Twitter’s decay, but it’s kind of impressive the extent to which paying people for generating engagement on the platform immediately a) tanked the average post quality by rewarding heavy-handed bait and b) mitigated QT dunks on easily-disproven right-wing concepts
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s by no means the WORST part of Twitter’s decay, but it’s kind of impressive the extent to which paying people for generating engagement on the platform immediately a) tanked the average post quality by rewarding heavy-handed bait and b) mitigated QT dunks on easily-disproven right-wing concepts
Been watching sports regularly for the first time in years over the last month or so.
American coverage: Bet! Gamble! Parlay!
Me: I can’t imagine how this could get more annoying
Canadian coverage: Bet! Gamble! Parlay! Oil is your friend :)
American coverage: Bet! Gamble! Parlay!
Me: I can’t imagine how this could get more annoying
Canadian coverage: Bet! Gamble! Parlay! Oil is your friend :)
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Been watching sports regularly for the first time in years over the last month or so.
American coverage: Bet! Gamble! Parlay!
Me: I can’t imagine how this could get more annoying
Canadian coverage: Bet! Gamble! Parlay! Oil is your friend :)
American coverage: Bet! Gamble! Parlay!
Me: I can’t imagine how this could get more annoying
Canadian coverage: Bet! Gamble! Parlay! Oil is your friend :)
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Friendly discord tournament hosted by @onekenboi.bsky.social
Love seeing my name on these things.
Love seeing my name on these things.
November 4, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Friendly discord tournament hosted by @onekenboi.bsky.social
Love seeing my name on these things.
Love seeing my name on these things.
as much as canada has its own problems to work on, i am so, so glad to live here and not america. whenever i visit there, no matter where i go, everything just feels more dystopian than anywhere i've been in canada.
October 27, 2023 at 1:44 AM
as much as canada has its own problems to work on, i am so, so glad to live here and not america. whenever i visit there, no matter where i go, everything just feels more dystopian than anywhere i've been in canada.
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throwing down on the east coast
October 20, 2023 at 9:17 PM
throwing down on the east coast
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i once spent six months with piercing, random foot pains when i walked, never complaining or even really asking questions, and then i realized i’d had a rusty nail in my boot that whole time. i’m telling you this because sean has repeatedly rejected the idea of including it in my obituary
October 17, 2023 at 4:14 PM
i once spent six months with piercing, random foot pains when i walked, never complaining or even really asking questions, and then i realized i’d had a rusty nail in my boot that whole time. i’m telling you this because sean has repeatedly rejected the idea of including it in my obituary
bought a 1440p monitor today after years of only owning 1080s
pros:
- looks great
- multiple hdmi ports and easy, smart input select controls to toggle between console and pc
cons:
- now all i want to do is Go On The Computer
- the 1080p monitor beside it suddenly looks like a potato
pros:
- looks great
- multiple hdmi ports and easy, smart input select controls to toggle between console and pc
cons:
- now all i want to do is Go On The Computer
- the 1080p monitor beside it suddenly looks like a potato
October 8, 2023 at 10:31 PM
bought a 1440p monitor today after years of only owning 1080s
pros:
- looks great
- multiple hdmi ports and easy, smart input select controls to toggle between console and pc
cons:
- now all i want to do is Go On The Computer
- the 1080p monitor beside it suddenly looks like a potato
pros:
- looks great
- multiple hdmi ports and easy, smart input select controls to toggle between console and pc
cons:
- now all i want to do is Go On The Computer
- the 1080p monitor beside it suddenly looks like a potato
they've been steadily decreasing that dollar value in the ads they've shown me over the past few days waiting to see if there's a point where i click. extremely funny of them, actually
do i really look like the person you should be targeting with this ad
October 8, 2023 at 3:11 PM
they've been steadily decreasing that dollar value in the ads they've shown me over the past few days waiting to see if there's a point where i click. extremely funny of them, actually
do i really look like the person you should be targeting with this ad
October 2, 2023 at 10:14 PM
do i really look like the person you should be targeting with this ad
played some fighting games this weekend. tekken was Canada's largest t7 tournament of 2023! kings of hali was a blast as always, can't wait for next year :)
September 25, 2023 at 6:19 PM
played some fighting games this weekend. tekken was Canada's largest t7 tournament of 2023! kings of hali was a blast as always, can't wait for next year :)
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Had "the talk" with my son. It was uncomfortable but at his age he needs to know that Samurai were cops.
September 15, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Had "the talk" with my son. It was uncomfortable but at his age he needs to know that Samurai were cops.
it happened to me: when i googled the math, the first search result was written in comic sans
September 12, 2023 at 3:35 PM
it happened to me: when i googled the math, the first search result was written in comic sans
computers need a feature where they hit you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper if enough people press a button on your post
September 7, 2023 at 12:14 PM
computers need a feature where they hit you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper if enough people press a button on your post
it's so insane that the cpp death benefit is a flat $2500 lol i've paid more than that into it THIS YEAR
September 5, 2023 at 11:33 AM
it's so insane that the cpp death benefit is a flat $2500 lol i've paid more than that into it THIS YEAR
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thank you google photos for reminding me that on this day 8 years ago i could not find my cat anywhere and it turned out she was face down ass up inside a mop box she climbed into
August 31, 2023 at 1:23 PM
thank you google photos for reminding me that on this day 8 years ago i could not find my cat anywhere and it turned out she was face down ass up inside a mop box she climbed into