One_Neil
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Surf’s up Space Ponies, I’m makin’ gravy without the lumps.
I had to stop trying to think of a specific answer to this as, depressingly, it was just too difficult to narrow down.
In the end I decided to think of my favourite thing by someone who has never (to my knowledge) been problematic.
So that’s Closing Time by Tom Waits.
In the end I decided to think of my favourite thing by someone who has never (to my knowledge) been problematic.
So that’s Closing Time by Tom Waits.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I had to stop trying to think of a specific answer to this as, depressingly, it was just too difficult to narrow down.
In the end I decided to think of my favourite thing by someone who has never (to my knowledge) been problematic.
So that’s Closing Time by Tom Waits.
In the end I decided to think of my favourite thing by someone who has never (to my knowledge) been problematic.
So that’s Closing Time by Tom Waits.
Looking forward to that first upper management email trusting that we’re all rested and reinvigorated and ready for fresh challenges.
No, actually, in fact the last couple weeks only served to reinforce for me just how odious this lifestyle is.
No, actually, in fact the last couple weeks only served to reinforce for me just how odious this lifestyle is.
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Looking forward to that first upper management email trusting that we’re all rested and reinvigorated and ready for fresh challenges.
No, actually, in fact the last couple weeks only served to reinforce for me just how odious this lifestyle is.
No, actually, in fact the last couple weeks only served to reinforce for me just how odious this lifestyle is.
A good New Year’s resolution for everyone to make would be to stop telling people how many emails there are in your inbox.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with blinds and says hey nobody cares
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with blinds and says hey nobody cares
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January 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
A good New Year’s resolution for everyone to make would be to stop telling people how many emails there are in your inbox.
Christmas present from the brother in law.
I’m not sure I’m brave enough to put it in the front room window.
I’m not sure I’m brave enough to put it in the front room window.
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Christmas present from the brother in law.
I’m not sure I’m brave enough to put it in the front room window.
I’m not sure I’m brave enough to put it in the front room window.
Just watched Oppenheimer for the first time.
I’m not gonna say it was bad or anything like that but it was like watching a 3 hour montage.
Settle fucking down with the cuts, I can concentrate for more than 6 seconds
I’m not gonna say it was bad or anything like that but it was like watching a 3 hour montage.
Settle fucking down with the cuts, I can concentrate for more than 6 seconds
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just watched Oppenheimer for the first time.
I’m not gonna say it was bad or anything like that but it was like watching a 3 hour montage.
Settle fucking down with the cuts, I can concentrate for more than 6 seconds
I’m not gonna say it was bad or anything like that but it was like watching a 3 hour montage.
Settle fucking down with the cuts, I can concentrate for more than 6 seconds
Reposted by One_Neil
What are your favourite locations and things in general from Dublin in the late 90s?
Could be anything. A band you saw a lot, Kaffe Moka being open until 2AM, whatever you remember.
Could be anything. A band you saw a lot, Kaffe Moka being open until 2AM, whatever you remember.
December 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What are your favourite locations and things in general from Dublin in the late 90s?
Could be anything. A band you saw a lot, Kaffe Moka being open until 2AM, whatever you remember.
Could be anything. A band you saw a lot, Kaffe Moka being open until 2AM, whatever you remember.
One of my sisters got engaged and her fella has the same surname as us and if she doesn’t hilariously double-barrel it when they’re married I will be so disappointed.
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
One of my sisters got engaged and her fella has the same surname as us and if she doesn’t hilariously double-barrel it when they’re married I will be so disappointed.
I first saw #Scrooged during Christmas holidays in 1988.
I would say I’ve seen it, no exaggeration, over 30 times since.
It was only on this year’s watch that I got that Frank gets an eyeball in his highball because they rhyme.
Merry Christmas!
I would say I’ve seen it, no exaggeration, over 30 times since.
It was only on this year’s watch that I got that Frank gets an eyeball in his highball because they rhyme.
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I first saw #Scrooged during Christmas holidays in 1988.
I would say I’ve seen it, no exaggeration, over 30 times since.
It was only on this year’s watch that I got that Frank gets an eyeball in his highball because they rhyme.
Merry Christmas!
I would say I’ve seen it, no exaggeration, over 30 times since.
It was only on this year’s watch that I got that Frank gets an eyeball in his highball because they rhyme.
Merry Christmas!
My local is full of Christmas blow-ins, fucken amateurs.
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My local is full of Christmas blow-ins, fucken amateurs.
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Let’s just get that 2 week Out of Office switched on, shall we?
Yes, yes we shall.
Yes, yes we shall.
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Let’s just get that 2 week Out of Office switched on, shall we?
Yes, yes we shall.
Yes, yes we shall.
Bought a box of M&S mince pies a few weeks ago that I haven’t opened yet.
Just realised they need to be eaten by Sunday.
Oh well, what’s a boy to do? 🫃🏻
Just realised they need to be eaten by Sunday.
Oh well, what’s a boy to do? 🫃🏻
December 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Bought a box of M&S mince pies a few weeks ago that I haven’t opened yet.
Just realised they need to be eaten by Sunday.
Oh well, what’s a boy to do? 🫃🏻
Just realised they need to be eaten by Sunday.
Oh well, what’s a boy to do? 🫃🏻
#LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year is also The Most Rewatched Movie Time of the Year.
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year is also The Most Rewatched Movie Time of the Year.
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
#LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year is also The Most Rewatched Movie Time of the Year.
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year is also The Most Rewatched Movie Time of the Year.
Lying in bed playing the Steam Deck and when I switched it off and the screen went black my reflection looked just like this.
I, eh, might not be getting enough sleep.
I, eh, might not be getting enough sleep.
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Lying in bed playing the Steam Deck and when I switched it off and the screen went black my reflection looked just like this.
I, eh, might not be getting enough sleep.
I, eh, might not be getting enough sleep.
Tried watching this French Christmas horror thriller… thinking it was a comedy.
Turned it off after the kid’s dog got stabbed in the fucking neck by evil paedo Santa.
The French, man. 🙄
Turned it off after the kid’s dog got stabbed in the fucking neck by evil paedo Santa.
The French, man. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tried watching this French Christmas horror thriller… thinking it was a comedy.
Turned it off after the kid’s dog got stabbed in the fucking neck by evil paedo Santa.
The French, man. 🙄
Turned it off after the kid’s dog got stabbed in the fucking neck by evil paedo Santa.
The French, man. 🙄
I’m going in.
Don’t try and stop me, I’ll take you down with me.
Don’t try and stop me, I’ll take you down with me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m going in.
Don’t try and stop me, I’ll take you down with me.
Don’t try and stop me, I’ll take you down with me.
Was saying to herself: Remember years ago at this time of year not having enough plugs or sockets for all the lights so taking a cord with 2 exposed wires at the end and shoving it into a socket with another plug to power 2 things?
And she was like “WHAT?!?!”
So I guess not every house did that.
And she was like “WHAT?!?!”
So I guess not every house did that.
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Was saying to herself: Remember years ago at this time of year not having enough plugs or sockets for all the lights so taking a cord with 2 exposed wires at the end and shoving it into a socket with another plug to power 2 things?
And she was like “WHAT?!?!”
So I guess not every house did that.
And she was like “WHAT?!?!”
So I guess not every house did that.
9 years ago we went on holiday to NYC and came back married.
She’s not on here but you can trust me when I say, she’s a special person and I’m a lucky person.
She’s not on here but you can trust me when I say, she’s a special person and I’m a lucky person.
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
9 years ago we went on holiday to NYC and came back married.
She’s not on here but you can trust me when I say, she’s a special person and I’m a lucky person.
She’s not on here but you can trust me when I say, she’s a special person and I’m a lucky person.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to :
John Prine
John Mellencamp
John Hiatt
John Grant
John Cooper Clarke
John Prine
John Mellencamp
John Hiatt
John Grant
John Cooper Clarke
Introduce yourself with 6 concerts you've been to :
Soundgarden
Pearl Jam
REM
The Prodigy
Madball
The Boss
Soundgarden
Pearl Jam
REM
The Prodigy
Madball
The Boss
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Tool
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
Tool
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to :
John Prine
John Mellencamp
John Hiatt
John Grant
John Cooper Clarke
John Prine
John Mellencamp
John Hiatt
John Grant
John Cooper Clarke
Just realised the BE bus driver killed the other day used to be my regular driver when I lived in Bettystown.
I remember once there was a problem with the mechanism for the door and he couldn’t open it from the inside.
I remember once there was a problem with the mechanism for the door and he couldn’t open it from the inside.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just realised the BE bus driver killed the other day used to be my regular driver when I lived in Bettystown.
I remember once there was a problem with the mechanism for the door and he couldn’t open it from the inside.
I remember once there was a problem with the mechanism for the door and he couldn’t open it from the inside.
I reckon I play the Lotto about a half dozen times a year. 🥳
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I reckon I play the Lotto about a half dozen times a year. 🥳
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
It’s that day, lads. That one day of the year where we take some time to focus on being a male and consider how we may better ourselves, take care of ourselves and appreciate the things we have.
Yes, that one day of the year that is solely directed at us men.
Yes, that one day of the year that is solely directed at us men.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It’s that day, lads. That one day of the year where we take some time to focus on being a male and consider how we may better ourselves, take care of ourselves and appreciate the things we have.
Yes, that one day of the year that is solely directed at us men.
Yes, that one day of the year that is solely directed at us men.
Arrived for a 9am appointment this morning and joined the “check-in” queue.
Guy who must’ve had the second appointment was ahead of me in the queue and looked fucking fuming when I was called first.
That’s how appointments work, dude.
Guy who must’ve had the second appointment was ahead of me in the queue and looked fucking fuming when I was called first.
That’s how appointments work, dude.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Arrived for a 9am appointment this morning and joined the “check-in” queue.
Guy who must’ve had the second appointment was ahead of me in the queue and looked fucking fuming when I was called first.
That’s how appointments work, dude.
Guy who must’ve had the second appointment was ahead of me in the queue and looked fucking fuming when I was called first.
That’s how appointments work, dude.
Just reposting this coz I can’t be arsed thinking of 5 more.
My favourite genres are
5. Boring Science Fiction.
4. Only someone from outside Small Town can solve Small Town crime.
3. Is she going to take her top off? Yes, she took her top off.
2. Whole movie is a mid-point
1. Selfish Man hasn’t grown up but will grow up a bit in the next 90 minutes.
5. Boring Science Fiction.
4. Only someone from outside Small Town can solve Small Town crime.
3. Is she going to take her top off? Yes, she took her top off.
2. Whole movie is a mid-point
1. Selfish Man hasn’t grown up but will grow up a bit in the next 90 minutes.
My favourite genres are
5. comedies where characters have opinions about Middlemarch
4. The Church is sending their saddest man to an unwelcoming country
3. Fightin'
2. There is a killer on the loose and he likes weird monologues
1. Someone needs to use the microfiche machine in the library
5. comedies where characters have opinions about Middlemarch
4. The Church is sending their saddest man to an unwelcoming country
3. Fightin'
2. There is a killer on the loose and he likes weird monologues
1. Someone needs to use the microfiche machine in the library
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Just reposting this coz I can’t be arsed thinking of 5 more.