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More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
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December 10, 2024 at 8:33 PM
More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
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well you see, this is what winning teams do. they squeak out miracle wins on freak bullshit endings over and over because they actually kind of suck
November 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
well you see, this is what winning teams do. they squeak out miracle wins on freak bullshit endings over and over because they actually kind of suck
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just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
November 29, 2024 at 1:35 PM
just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
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The Bears are, I think, the worst-coached professional sports team I’ve…ever seen?
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
The Bears are, I think, the worst-coached professional sports team I’ve…ever seen?
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
Why is it 2 and 11?
November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Why is it 2 and 11?
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Today is the 12 year anniversary of the historic "Butt Fumble" play:
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Today is the 12 year anniversary of the historic "Butt Fumble" play:
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On Russian State TV, RFK Jr claimed that Swine Flu H1N1, which killed 284,400 people, “never happened” and was fabricated by pharmaceutical companies so they could make money. meidasnews.com/news/on-russ...
On Russian TV, RFK Jr Claimed Swine Flu and H1N1 Were Fabricated and "Never Happened"
The World Health Organization reported 284,400 swine flue deaths worldwide
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November 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
On Russian State TV, RFK Jr claimed that Swine Flu H1N1, which killed 284,400 people, “never happened” and was fabricated by pharmaceutical companies so they could make money. meidasnews.com/news/on-russ...
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A new BTB where the guests are the subjects
November 22, 2024 at 2:58 AM
A new BTB where the guests are the subjects
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Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement
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Raw unvarnished truth here.
November 21, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Raw unvarnished truth here.
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House Ethics Republicans are now complicit in burying the report into Matt Gaetz, voting against its release (despite the issue being serious enough to warrant an investigation in the first place). Trump says jump, Republicans say "how high" -- even if it means shielding sex trafficking of a minor.
November 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
House Ethics Republicans are now complicit in burying the report into Matt Gaetz, voting against its release (despite the issue being serious enough to warrant an investigation in the first place). Trump says jump, Republicans say "how high" -- even if it means shielding sex trafficking of a minor.
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
How many Thanksgiving movies are there?
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
How many Thanksgiving movies are there?
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Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable
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November 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable
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Let's get a sack. I want my big Mac for sacks.
November 17, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Let's get a sack. I want my big Mac for sacks.
Josh Allen throwing a pick would be handy right now
November 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Josh Allen throwing a pick would be handy right now
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Today in "Every Day We Stray Further From God"
November 16, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Today in "Every Day We Stray Further From God"
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The Tyson-Paul fight feels about right for 2024 America: No grand, Hollywood-esque ending or compelling narrative, just a boring, immeasurably stupid slide into an even stupider outcome, all filtered through a media company that is not up to the task.
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
The Tyson-Paul fight feels about right for 2024 America: No grand, Hollywood-esque ending or compelling narrative, just a boring, immeasurably stupid slide into an even stupider outcome, all filtered through a media company that is not up to the task.
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A lot of people responsible for poor decisions are on a press tour right now because if they didn’t, people would rightfully be questioning THEIR leadership and they know it.
It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.
It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.
First quote in this new @politico.com story is from RI's Dem committeeman Joe Paolino: "The progressive wing of the party has to recognize — we all have to recognize — the country’s not progressive, and not to the far left or the far right. They’re in the middle” www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
Centrist Dems seize opening at the DNC: ‘I don’t want to be the freak show party’
Recriminations over Kamala Harris’ defeat are shaping the early stages of the race for DNC chair.
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November 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
A lot of people responsible for poor decisions are on a press tour right now because if they didn’t, people would rightfully be questioning THEIR leadership and they know it.
It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.
It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.
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If the Matt Gaetz report exonerated him, he would not have resigned from Congress to avoid it.
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
If the Matt Gaetz report exonerated him, he would not have resigned from Congress to avoid it.
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Flashback to the time Matt Gaetz tried to enter literal Chinese state propaganda into the record during a House hearing and was instantly called out for it
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Flashback to the time Matt Gaetz tried to enter literal Chinese state propaganda into the record during a House hearing and was instantly called out for it
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if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time
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You mean to tell me that Jim Jordan is in favor of ignoring alleged sexual misconduct? You don't say.
Ingraham: Do you have any sense about what will happen with that house ethics report..
Jordan: Well, it's my understanding that is not supposed to go public. So, if it's not supposed to under the rules, it shouldn't go public.
Jordan: Well, it's my understanding that is not supposed to go public. So, if it's not supposed to under the rules, it shouldn't go public.
November 16, 2024 at 3:55 AM
You mean to tell me that Jim Jordan is in favor of ignoring alleged sexual misconduct? You don't say.