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FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

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Internet troubleshooting of the 1800s | Fool Time, Part 2 of 4
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December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

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The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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here is THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, episode 2:
mike sweeney vs. jeff weaver. this story involves jim caviezel, steve wilkos, extreme passive-aggressiveness, some solid ground-and-pound, a cheap shot, and eventual crying www.patreon.com/posts/mike-s...
MIKE SWEENEY VS. JEFF WEAVER: THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 2. | Secret Base
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December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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on monday, Jon will spend nearly 30 minutes relitigating a quarter-century old disagreement concerning a bag lying on the ground. here’s what he thinks about that
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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dropping next monday on the patreon (28 minutes)
thumbnail for Episode 2 of The History of Charging the Mound, about the fight between Mike Sweeney and Jeff Weaver on 8/10/2001
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Fledgling (14/14)
Back in the nest, our protagonist is recounting her adventure to her siblings "... and then the giant bird made a great sound..." She throws her head back and yells "OINK!" then quickly says to herself "wait, that can't be right." Her siblings say "that's a pretty cool story sis" "yeah". And quietly confer with each other "Should we...?" "Yeah alright" and ask Fledgling "How would you like to join our SECRET CLUB?" "How do have a secret club? We share the same... everything!" she replies. "It's pretty new" they say "yeah, so don't tell anyone!" "Yeah don't tell mom!" Fledgling agrees "She'd be like: 'oh, I don't know about that...'" The siblings respond "Haha!" "That's really good!" All erupt into gleeful laughter as we leave the chicks in their nest in a happy ending, and why would anyone expect otherwise from your friendly bird comics creator, Mr. False Knees. The End.
July 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Fledgling (13/14)
Mama bird appears behind Fledgling "There you are!" she says, "all your down fell off... are you ok?". The chick has a thousand-yard stare and asks "mom... am I... food?". Mama bird responds "Aw, you're not to me" and to distract, asks "do you want some bug mush?" Fledgling emphatically replies "YAH"
July 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Fledgling (12/14)
Fledgling looks on as its saviour walks away. We see the same white and black cat from earlier descending a tree trunk. The goose lets out a big 'HONK!' and the cat disappears in a cloud of smoke. Fledgling, bemused, says "Haha! Honk..." and then opens her eyes wide "Did I almost die"
July 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Fledgling (11/14)
Through Fledgling's half-opened eyes, we see the side of the goose's head with tree leaves above. The little chick comes to and panics as she realizes she is in the beak of a goose. She goes limp, dripping wet, as the goose steps onto the grassy shore. The goose sets Fledgling down, who is frantically flailing her feet. She sits, observing her surroundings, soaked. She looks up... ...and sees a heroic sight, the saviour goose, backlit in sunlight, has taken on an angelic appearance.
June 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Fledgling (10/14)
The Canada goose sips its head below the surface of the water to get a look at the helpless chick. It stretches its neck down and opens its beak wide. "No no no!" thinks Fledgling, "Come back, weird smooth birds!". The final panel we see the goose's butt shaking above the surface of the water.
June 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Fledgling (9/14)
One of the two fish tugs at a distressed Fledgling's leg, while the other one shows surprise as if it sees something. The fish flee, leaving a perplexed chick. She looks on to see the webbed feet of a beast arriving on the surface of the water. A water-distorted Canada goose peers down at her.
June 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Fledgling (8/14)
"Wah!" screams Fledgling, splashing on the surface of the pond. "What is this sensation?" she thinks to herself as she sinks lower. She slips under the surface, bubbles of air rising. She looks down to the dark bottom and sees two fish inspecting her. "Oh!," she thinks "more weird birds!"
June 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Fledgling (7/14)
Mom bird pokes her head in to the nest to ask the two remaining chicks "Where's your sister??". One says "sister..." the other "uhh". "She said something about wanting to be interesting? so we would like her more?" "Which is weird because we love her even if she is super boring". Mom yells "where did she go?!" They reply "def heard her fall off the nest" "big time... I don't mind taking her cut of the warm bug mush" says one sibling, holding her beak up expectantly. "Hey! we agreed we would share!" says the other, off panel.
June 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Fledgling (6/14)
"Ouch" says the black-and-white cat who had watched Fledgling fall from her nest. The cat looks up in a start to see a yellow bird staring angrily at her with an insect in its beak. "SCRAM!" screams the bird, food falling from its mouth. The cat is in total shock and jumps off of the branch with all of her long hair sticking straight on end. In a puff of hair, the cat is gone. "Huh!" ponders the yellow bird "I've never seen a cat's tail fall off before".
June 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Fledgling (5/14)
Fledgling is falling through the air, thinking to herself "I'm... flying!" and then immediately SLAMS into a tree root, air being blown out her, SPRINGS into the air and SPLASHES into the water
June 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Fledgling (4/14)
Fledgling stands at the top of her nest, looking up at a white and black, long-haired cat, who is looking back at her. "Do you know my mom?" she asks the cat. The cat reaches forward, narrowing its eyes and takes a swipe at the little bird. "Ha ha oops!" says Fledgling as she loses her balance, "wuh..." and falls off of the nest...
June 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Fledgling (3/14)
Fledgling is emerging from the top of her nest, squinting, asking out loud to no one "where do the interesting birds hang out?". She then looks up, gasps and says "what an interesting bird!". In the final frame we see a nasty white and black long-haired cat perched on the branch above the nest looking down at her.
June 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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In honour of my new baby and in honour of not supposed to be working, over the next few weeks I'm going to post this short story called 'Fledgling' I made for my patreon 2 years ago. This is part 1/14.
Sounds of laughter come from a oriole nest, hanging suspended from a branch. There are three chicks speaking to each other. "That is the PERFECT impression of mom!" says one chick to another. "Thanks, it's all about the anxiety" it replies. The third chick, let's call her Fledgling for the purposes of the alt text, says "Ok ok! Who am I? 'Hi kids! Here, have some warm bug mush'". One sibling responds "She just did mom" The other joins "Choose someone else". Fledgling looks lost and thinks to herself "but I don't know anyone else". To be continued! This is just part one of fourteen.
June 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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They're baaaaack!
A single american robin scurries past, from right to left, an otherwise blank background. Just as is leaves the screen, a few more trickle in on the right. And then a few more. Suddenly the screen is flooded with a horde of robins, returning after the winter
April 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Improbably Compatible #oldknees
Two crows are flying in front of a gray-blue sky. One says to the other "Do you think we're best friends in other universes too?" The second panel splits into a three by three grid of different reactions of "Um"s and "Well"s from the second crow, in a multiverse sort of way. The third panel is further split again by three, so there are nine by nine squares of the same two crows flying together, the only distinction between the squares is a different sky colour. In the fourth panel, the square are again divided by three so there are now 27 by 27 filling the panel. We can see now that there is a greater pattern emerging from the colours of each square, a pixelated form is starting to emerge. In the fifth panel, the many many squares of different universes is reminiscent of a painting using pointillism, which each dot of colour represent one of many thousands of realities. We can see now very clearly that the pixelated forms are the two crows, flying in front of a gray-blue sky. We return to the visual resolution as we saw in the first panel, as if no time has passed at all. The second crow responds "It doesn't seem likely".
July 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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A scene of destruction; a city's downtown lays in smouldering ruin, skyscrapers crumbling, fires creating toxic smoke. A colossal mechanical robin stands in the middle of this mayhem. The machine leans forward with a hydraulic "VVVVRT" and exhaust shoots out of its neck with a "PSSHHT!". In the interior of this horrible mechanism we see a robin in the command centre, pausing and looking away from its module. Two more robins wait in pregnant pause, all wearing headsets. There is a poster hung that reads "WORK SAFELY" and features a bird wearing a hardhat. Another begins "you don't have to be CRAZY to work here but..." and is cut off by the frame of the image. We see the captain of the vessel, in a captain's hat, pause before commanding "Full power to thrusters". In the final panel, the mecharobin is blasting forward with immense jet engines that have emerged out of each side of the machine. Entire buildings are blown apart in its wake. The target of this war machine is a giant earth worm which is laying waste to the city in the foreground. It seems surprised at this maneuver of the robins.
August 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM