Onii-Chad
@onii-chad.bsky.social
Dumping grounds for my insane ideas🏳️⚧️
A landfill of my imagination, if you would🏳️⚧️
A landfill of my imagination, if you would🏳️⚧️
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Onii-Chad
@onii-chad.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Putting a book cover on my BL light novel that makes it look like I’m reading Mein Kampf so people on the subway don’t report me to the gestapo
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wanna be in a family guy type polycule where the dog flirts with my wife
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
wanna be in a family guy type polycule where the dog flirts with my wife
Dominatrix are mogging-fetishists for hire
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Dominatrix are mogging-fetishists for hire
Dear Santa,
This Christmas, I would like gender for everyone. I have been a very good girl.
Love,
Radical Left Scum
This Christmas, I would like gender for everyone. I have been a very good girl.
Love,
Radical Left Scum
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Dear Santa,
This Christmas, I would like gender for everyone. I have been a very good girl.
Love,
Radical Left Scum
This Christmas, I would like gender for everyone. I have been a very good girl.
Love,
Radical Left Scum
All I want for Christmas is for god to gather and feast upon the souls of the unrighteous
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
All I want for Christmas is for god to gather and feast upon the souls of the unrighteous
Reporter at White House press conference: Attorney General, earlier this year you said that you had the Epstein files on your desk. Why is it taking so long to release these files?
Pam Bondi:
Pam Bondi:
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reporter at White House press conference: Attorney General, earlier this year you said that you had the Epstein files on your desk. Why is it taking so long to release these files?
Pam Bondi:
Pam Bondi:
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girls be like,,, dating and kissing. gay ass behavior tbh
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
girls be like,,, dating and kissing. gay ass behavior tbh
Tatsuki Fujimoto has the soul of a pathetic lesbian girl gooner #chainsawman
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Tatsuki Fujimoto has the soul of a pathetic lesbian girl gooner #chainsawman
Epstein files gonna look like an SCP article
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Epstein files gonna look like an SCP article
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New York Times HR manager poring over Epstein files to scout potential new hires
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
New York Times HR manager poring over Epstein files to scout potential new hires
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MY GENDER IS IN CONSTANT RISK OF CHANGING! I PRAY LONG, HARD ALL NIGHT TO KEEP MY INNER "LADY" FROM EMERGING AS SATAN SO CRAVES!!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
MY GENDER IS IN CONSTANT RISK OF CHANGING! I PRAY LONG, HARD ALL NIGHT TO KEEP MY INNER "LADY" FROM EMERGING AS SATAN SO CRAVES!!!
It’s hard to say when it will happen, but I think I’ll become spiritually Chinese for a brief period later in my life
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s hard to say when it will happen, but I think I’ll become spiritually Chinese for a brief period later in my life
Presidential addresses used to be about starting wars of aggression and apologizing for fucking the secretary. Now it’s just 10 minutes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, and not the cool kind
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Presidential addresses used to be about starting wars of aggression and apologizing for fucking the secretary. Now it’s just 10 minutes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, and not the cool kind
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My girlfriend when she sees my chastity cage is loose
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My girlfriend when she sees my chastity cage is loose
I wanna be Quentin Tarantino’s PR guy so I can make him look even worse
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I wanna be Quentin Tarantino’s PR guy so I can make him look even worse
If I was in the MCU my superpower would be autism
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If I was in the MCU my superpower would be autism
I think gen z is gonna make it. And by “it”, I mean a throne of skulls one can only ascend to by adding 100 more to the pile
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think gen z is gonna make it. And by “it”, I mean a throne of skulls one can only ascend to by adding 100 more to the pile
The most impactful thing you can do for your species future is make weird porn
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The most impactful thing you can do for your species future is make weird porn
I hate when Christmas songs start talking about Jesus. Christmas is about buying shit from corporations and pretending you would hang out with your relatives if you weren’t related. Stop bringing ur weird religion into it
December 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I hate when Christmas songs start talking about Jesus. Christmas is about buying shit from corporations and pretending you would hang out with your relatives if you weren’t related. Stop bringing ur weird religion into it
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Asking my arresting officer if he’s dressed like that because he’s doing a Village People act
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Asking my arresting officer if he’s dressed like that because he’s doing a Village People act
Epstein photos getting rolled out a few at a time like they’re sneak peaks for upcoming magic the gathering sets
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Epstein photos getting rolled out a few at a time like they’re sneak peaks for upcoming magic the gathering sets
Concerned about the local deer population? Boop their snoot. This will send a message to them to tone it down a little
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Concerned about the local deer population? Boop their snoot. This will send a message to them to tone it down a little