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wordle pattern divination
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i write poetry. i've dropped some stinkers, but each new one is the best thing i've ever written. i also compose this music that i call frenetic sludge. doesn't really apply to what i'm doing here though. what am i doing here?

IG handle the same
Die Hard is a Christmas movie! A hot dog is a sandwich! Engage me in these rigorous debates! Please don't make me talk about my feelings
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Buffalo Rock from Alabama answers the question no one asked: what if a soda could clear my sinuses like a dollop of wasabi?
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Spotify wrapped up millions of dollars and gave it to Daniel Ek, who then invested it in AI war drones. Time to switch!

The TuneMyMusic service made my library transfer quick and painless.
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
could everyone please stop it with the em dash hate 🥲 #Alt-0151 #Alt-Shift-hyphen #2014-Alt-X #MSWordAutoFormat #DickinsonGangRiseUp
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
30 Seconds to Lars, a Lars Ulrich side project that, in the style of St. Anger-era Metallica, covers scores from Jared Leto films
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I went to buy a dehumidifier recently and the only one that was available seemingly required an Internet connection, how about you make shit dry you fucking asshole
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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They need multiple reichstag fires cooking to keep this shambling corpse moving
September 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Taken, but he rescues his daughter via a Rube Goldberg machine. "I have a peculiar set of skills." The kidnapper looks on in horror as he initiates a runtime-appropriate series of death-defying contraptions culminating in a knife on a rope, which swings in to stab the kidnapper rather campily
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Taken, but he rescues his daughter via a Rube Goldberg machine. "I have a peculiar set of skills." The kidnapper looks on in horror as he initiates a runtime-appropriate series of death-defying contraptions culminating in a knife on a rope, which swings in to stab the kidnapper rather campily
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
wordle today felt like a trick question
August 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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getting into Kabbalah
January 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden
August 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Serial killer who eats people who don't ever turn off their high beams
Serial killer who eats people who share genAI images
August 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
KeRnel
Slightly diminish a band: Vampire Saturday
Slightly diminish a band:

The Mountain Stoats (sorry sorry I hope he doesn’t see this)
August 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The subject matter is obviously very serious but watching this man talk feels like listening to a toddler describe what they did at school that day
Meanwhile in DC:
August 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Harry Enten is the JD Vance of Nate Silvers
CNN data guru Harry Enten calls the Epstein story a "nothingburger" because Google searches have fallen off in the past week, says Trump's approval rating is "pretty gosh-darn good" right now, and commends Trump for having "some of the best political instincts of any politician I‘ve seen."
August 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM