orangeseats.bsky.social
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Civil servant. Bored upstater.
The newcastle shootout went long, so it's just now that I'm seeing what a Weston-super-Mare looks like.
January 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The newcastle shootout went long, so it's just now that I'm seeing what a Weston-super-Mare looks like.
I've never been so mad at a team that my school has a 25-3 lead against in the all time series.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I've never been so mad at a team that my school has a 25-3 lead against in the all time series.
His brother played in over 1100 NHL games, and yet it's Chris who gets the personalized cereal.
Getzlaf Waggle Triple Berry Cereal (2013-2013): Sweetened multi-grain flakes with pieces of dried strawberry, raspberry, and blueberry. Released in Canada to honor slotback Chris Getzlaf, of the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
His brother played in over 1100 NHL games, and yet it's Chris who gets the personalized cereal.
We're one step away from this..
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
We're one step away from this..
Good advice for getting through the wintry mix this morning.
Top tip by @leparisien.fr. In those icy conditions, to avoid slipping and falling, walk like a 🐧. I hope everyone listens to this excellent advice and can't wait to see the spectacle on the Euston Road.
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Good advice for getting through the wintry mix this morning.
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50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
January 7, 2026 at 11:48 AM
50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
Just glad that Mitch didn't screw this up.
The Jets are the first team since 1933 to go an entire season without an INT.
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Just glad that Mitch didn't screw this up.
Someone should have prepared a comically oversized novelty check for this.
And there it goes. Ty Johnson gets $250,000 with his second touchdown of the day.
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Someone should have prepared a comically oversized novelty check for this.
Oh sure, they converted the two-pointer today when you don't need it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Oh sure, they converted the two-pointer today when you don't need it.
Maybe not those guys who covered that last punt. But that's about it.
You hate to accuse any professional team of quitting. But, I think the Jets have quit.
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Maybe not those guys who covered that last punt. But that's about it.
You hate to accuse any professional team of quitting. But, I think the Jets have quit.
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
You hate to accuse any professional team of quitting. But, I think the Jets have quit.
Speaking of trying too hard, it's time for the bowl game sponsored by the regionally available mayonnaise company.
I don't want to ruin anybody's fun here, but the Pop-Tarts Bowl people are just try too hard here.
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Speaking of trying too hard, it's time for the bowl game sponsored by the regionally available mayonnaise company.
It's probably Leicester City winning the 2016 PL title. Except that Claudio Ranieri is a lot more charming of a leader.
Is there a sports parallel to a team/program as forlorn as Indiana football was for generations just up and becoming one of the top 2-3 teams in the country in a year and a half? After hiring one guy?
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It's probably Leicester City winning the 2016 PL title. Except that Claudio Ranieri is a lot more charming of a leader.
Congrats, Kirk, you own a dog.
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Congrats, Kirk, you own a dog.
Congrats to NYC. He is now Former Mayor That Guy as of right now.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Congrats to NYC. He is now Former Mayor That Guy as of right now.
So, the greater evil lost. Still don't like you, Miami, though.
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
So, the greater evil lost. Still don't like you, Miami, though.
You know what I don't give a fuck about during the College Football Playoff? NFL draft ratings, that's what.
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
You know what I don't give a fuck about during the College Football Playoff? NFL draft ratings, that's what.
This starts at the top of the hour. It's probably still unwatchable.
It's December 5, way too early to be running promos for your almost unwatchable new year's eve special.
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
This starts at the top of the hour. It's probably still unwatchable.
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Another one of those asteroid games. Maybe I dislike too many teams.
Ohio State will face Miami in the Cotton Bowl on Dec. 31.
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Another one of those asteroid games. Maybe I dislike too many teams.
Somehow he just threw one that's even worse than the one before.
a pick so bad that larry ellison is never gonna buy a recruit for his wife's football team again
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Somehow he just threw one that's even worse than the one before.
You'd think there's one day all year the UVA should win, it's today. Guess not.
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You'd think there's one day all year the UVA should win, it's today. Guess not.
This is mostly true for me, except that I can't possibly want Miami to win tonight either.
my rooting interests are:
1. penn state
2. the opponent of every big ten team
if you lose to a big ten team as a non-big ten school i believe your university is weak and unserious
1. penn state
2. the opponent of every big ten team
if you lose to a big ten team as a non-big ten school i believe your university is weak and unserious
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is mostly true for me, except that I can't possibly want Miami to win tonight either.
Is it a good thing when a bar you used to go to is described as having "financial and crime woes?"
The business has had its share of financial and crime woes in the past several years.
Gaffney’s in Saratoga Springs sold
The business has had its share of financial and crime woes in the past several years.
bit.ly
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is it a good thing when a bar you used to go to is described as having "financial and crime woes?"
Writer of the best song ever recorded about flight attendants.
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Writer of the best song ever recorded about flight attendants.
This seems to have started in 2016. I wonder what happened that year that started this trend.
2020 was such an outlier of a universally bad year that when everyone does the annual "fuck (2023/2024/2025) the whole year was a dumpster fire" (seriously, go back to posts from December of any year, we always do this) it feels unfair to the true dumpster fire king
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This seems to have started in 2016. I wonder what happened that year that started this trend.