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Rain squalls through moonlight
Cold wet
is so damned wet

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OLIVIA: in japanese they call this the "giri-giri weddingu." basically you run between the bride and groom right when they say "i do"
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
telling my barber i wanna be exclusive
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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it's common to talk abt the huge fraction of total human lives that were lived in the 1900s. wouldn't man-years be a better metric for comparing historical periods than absolute years? obv historical demographic data is v sketchy, but olivia and i have attempted to periodize history this way
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
tiger mountain was taken by strategy, of course, but monkey mountain was taken on instinct alone
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
what PKD should i start with please respond
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"
December 18, 2023 at 8:18 PM
and on that day, the green knight taught sir gawain the true meaning of christmas
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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the sight of the divine maiden causes miscellaneous uncs to shoot poison instantly‼️
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
恋に落ちたの
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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you just laughed at one of Hitler's jokes
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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marxoid redpill cope: footbinding had the economic function of confining women to productive sedentary labor 😀

veblenite blackpill: footbinding as fashion statement was a vicious circle of status maintenance with no utilitarian benefit 😔

TCM bonerpill: 3inch golden lotus 🤤
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
makes me feel lowkey so sick when i see someone refer to a transfem girly's "penis," knowing full well that "penix" is the preferred gender neutral term for all cock-users. it literally costs nothing to use inclusive language y'all
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Prolapsed Anal Shits
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Mao said, "If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a guava, you must change the guava by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a dragonfruit, you must change the dragonfruit by eating it yourself. If you
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
if ur racist i dont fw you!!
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If the director had at least some affection for the world of Wolf Guy, I would have been able to forgive him even if he did something that went against my wishes. But when the director has no understanding of the world of Wolf Guy and just messes things up then I get angry.
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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good neighbors make bad fences
bad fences make bad neighbors
bad neighbors make good fences
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
cultural revolution at the margins
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
japanese REDACTED attempts to pronounce word in real langauge one time, fails miserably
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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i got fucked up and i became evil
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM