An Ordinary Motorist
@ordinary-motorist.bsky.social
Desperately trying to pretend I don't have cats.
Troubleshooting 'temporary' fixes from 15yrs ago
August 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Troubleshooting 'temporary' fixes from 15yrs ago
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Conscientious SUV Shopper Just Wants Something That Will Kill Family In Other Car In Case Of Accident theonion.com/conscie...
July 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conscientious SUV Shopper Just Wants Something That Will Kill Family In Other Car In Case Of Accident theonion.com/conscie...
If I seem off it's because I found out that Ankylosaurus is supposed to be pronounced "an-kye-low-sore-us" not "ane-kee-lo-soar-us"
April 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If I seem off it's because I found out that Ankylosaurus is supposed to be pronounced "an-kye-low-sore-us" not "ane-kee-lo-soar-us"
Someone had to say it!
April 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Someone had to say it!
I hope my cat thinks "oh, big stretch" whenever he sees me get a good one in.
April 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I hope my cat thinks "oh, big stretch" whenever he sees me get a good one in.
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If there’s anything the Jet Lag audience is good at, it’s pressing buttons on the internet. Your mission, over the next 16.5 days, is to get as many ppl to vote as possible cuz then it’d say we won something on our Wiki page and that’d sure be neat: bit.ly/votejetlag
April 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If there’s anything the Jet Lag audience is good at, it’s pressing buttons on the internet. Your mission, over the next 16.5 days, is to get as many ppl to vote as possible cuz then it’d say we won something on our Wiki page and that’d sure be neat: bit.ly/votejetlag
Abolish not having Amy Muller on every episode
Even if you don't watch anything else on Nebula, it's worth the $6 just to see what Amy does to the national anthem
nebula.tv/videos/aboli...
nebula.tv/videos/aboli...
Abolish Everything! — Abolish Cybertrucks
Amy Muller, Randall Otis, Michelle Chan Bennett, and Dan Toomey abolish singing the national anthem at sporting events, Cybertrucks, the name Jazz, and porn…that’s bad for you.
nebula.tv
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Abolish not having Amy Muller on every episode
If we're making drastic changes to the US geography then I would like to give the MD eastern shore to DE (so they have something to live for)
March 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If we're making drastic changes to the US geography then I would like to give the MD eastern shore to DE (so they have something to live for)
The season isn't over yet and I already know this is my favorite moment.
him saying this to an adam chase whos sweating in the cold austrian winter from the sheer effort of blowing these bottles… i would crash out so bad like we would not be returning home on the same plane
March 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The season isn't over yet and I already know this is my favorite moment.
It's takes A LOT to be this much.
March 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's takes A LOT to be this much.
The biggest problem with the Bible is that Jesus, a known DEIty, is mentioned hundreds of times.
March 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The biggest problem with the Bible is that Jesus, a known DEIty, is mentioned hundreds of times.
I'm 35 and JUST found out people sit to wipe and it blew my mind.
My coworkers are all sitters so I thought I was insane. I'm glad to know I'm not the only stander.
(also tried sitting, it's the worst)
My coworkers are all sitters so I thought I was insane. I'm glad to know I'm not the only stander.
(also tried sitting, it's the worst)
there’s people who stand up to wipe and people who stay seated to wipe and neither of them have any idea the other exists.
March 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm 35 and JUST found out people sit to wipe and it blew my mind.
My coworkers are all sitters so I thought I was insane. I'm glad to know I'm not the only stander.
(also tried sitting, it's the worst)
My coworkers are all sitters so I thought I was insane. I'm glad to know I'm not the only stander.
(also tried sitting, it's the worst)
I hate that I have no idea if this a joke or not.
March 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I hate that I have no idea if this a joke or not.
"You know, you're a lot smarter than everything you do and say would suggest"
Thanks?
Thanks?
March 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"You know, you're a lot smarter than everything you do and say would suggest"
Thanks?
Thanks?
"there is no way I would waste hours trying a speed run"
I say watching hours of other people speed running
I say watching hours of other people speed running
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"there is no way I would waste hours trying a speed run"
I say watching hours of other people speed running
I say watching hours of other people speed running
@ldotfern.bsky.social is this you?
everyone is inherently terrified of my ominous and myserious replies such as "okay" "ah" and "I see"
what could she have meant by that?
what could she have meant by that?
February 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
@ldotfern.bsky.social is this you?
I fuck with ferries so much. At this point I'm going out of my way to use them.
February 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I fuck with ferries so much. At this point I'm going out of my way to use them.
At first I was confused why Stockholm was so hype about a sunken ship. But honestly? It's a pretty rad ass ship
If you're ever in Stockholm the Vasa Museum is worth a trip
If you're ever in Stockholm the Vasa Museum is worth a trip
February 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
At first I was confused why Stockholm was so hype about a sunken ship. But honestly? It's a pretty rad ass ship
If you're ever in Stockholm the Vasa Museum is worth a trip
If you're ever in Stockholm the Vasa Museum is worth a trip
Leaving your therapist after an unproductive session
February 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Leaving your therapist after an unproductive session
Public posting is really hurting my need to share every weird thing that happens to me.
What if the lady who I saw drop a bag of oreos at the store is one of my 6 followers?
I can't share the fact she said "well I need to keep the 3rd fart to myself" without fear of reprisal!
What if the lady who I saw drop a bag of oreos at the store is one of my 6 followers?
I can't share the fact she said "well I need to keep the 3rd fart to myself" without fear of reprisal!
February 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Public posting is really hurting my need to share every weird thing that happens to me.
What if the lady who I saw drop a bag of oreos at the store is one of my 6 followers?
I can't share the fact she said "well I need to keep the 3rd fart to myself" without fear of reprisal!
What if the lady who I saw drop a bag of oreos at the store is one of my 6 followers?
I can't share the fact she said "well I need to keep the 3rd fart to myself" without fear of reprisal!