Sir Oscar Isaac Newton
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I think Newsom works as an antagonist for Trump but not an actual presidential candidate. Dems need someone out there being a bully, a role he seems suited for, but policy-wise he can’t be the nominee.
Newsom: "It was remarkably boring. It was remarkably insignificant. He was never going invade Greenland. It was never real."
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I think Newsom works as an antagonist for Trump but not an actual presidential candidate. Dems need someone out there being a bully, a role he seems suited for, but policy-wise he can’t be the nominee.
Zohran is NOT my mayor. Katie Wilson is.
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Zohran is NOT my mayor. Katie Wilson is.
Actual leopards eating my face moment
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Actual leopards eating my face moment
Up next in the law: bringing terrorism charges against dipshits who run over children they can’t see with their F150.
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Up next in the law: bringing terrorism charges against dipshits who run over children they can’t see with their F150.
What even was the point of the sanctions then?
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
What even was the point of the sanctions then?
There’s no way the DoJ has a coherent case against Maduro.
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
There’s no way the DoJ has a coherent case against Maduro.
WaPo Editorial Board seething rn
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
WaPo Editorial Board seething rn
Reposted by Sir Oscar Isaac Newton
Once again.
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...
theonion.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Once again.
I can tell you one thing for sure and that is now Delta Force is running drugs out of Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I can tell you one thing for sure and that is now Delta Force is running drugs out of Venezuela.
Excited for Blowback Season 12: Maduro and Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Excited for Blowback Season 12: Maduro and Venezuela.
Group of conservative male podcasters getting angry when someone refers to them.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Group of conservative male podcasters getting angry when someone refers to them.
Mark Cuban is spending Christmas Eve telling people if they don’t buy medications from him they have to die. Irredeemable.
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Mark Cuban is spending Christmas Eve telling people if they don’t buy medications from him they have to die. Irredeemable.
Billionaire demands $990 from husband and a father in order to keep on living.
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Billionaire demands $990 from husband and a father in order to keep on living.
Got that right.
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Got that right.
In which the actual text of the NYT article undermines the headline:
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In which the actual text of the NYT article undermines the headline:
Speeding has little to no effect on arrival times. Intersections erase all time gains. There’s no reason to speed other than disregard for the safety and lives of others.
Everyone who ever killed someone while they were speeding had an excuse for why they thought it was safe to speed!
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Speeding has little to no effect on arrival times. Intersections erase all time gains. There’s no reason to speed other than disregard for the safety and lives of others.
Laser-focused as in giving republicans blanket permission to end ACA subsidies.
Significant statement from Jeffries and House Democratic leaders saying they will vote “present” on the motion to table Al Green’s resolution to impeach President Trump. They say they’re “laser-focused on fighting to lower the high cost of living” plus on health care and corruption.
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Laser-focused as in giving republicans blanket permission to end ACA subsidies.
He is 100% attacking her for her religion and race and ethnic background, but he’s a traditional conservative so he’s lying about it.
Spencer Cox: "I disagree with Congresswoman Omar. I think she should be voted out of it. I think I can do that without attacking her religion or race or ethnic background. I know that the president disagrees with me ... he's not interested in uniting the country."
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
He is 100% attacking her for her religion and race and ethnic background, but he’s a traditional conservative so he’s lying about it.
Because Conservatism is anti-Christian in nature.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Because Conservatism is anti-Christian in nature.
Trump will pardon his gang of criminals before he steps out the door for the last time, so I think it’s important that the next Democratic president promises to ignore those pardons and prosecute all criminals associated with Trump in clouding the man himself.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Trump will pardon his gang of criminals before he steps out the door for the last time, so I think it’s important that the next Democratic president promises to ignore those pardons and prosecute all criminals associated with Trump in clouding the man himself.
I did not know that moralism precluded self-criticism. Is he sure about that?
Moral clarity is good but the left is bad so moral clarity is bad. Got it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I did not know that moralism precluded self-criticism. Is he sure about that?
Sure if it’s just a regular guy but when it’s someone with immense power and influence who has a relationship with a known sex trafficker it is a whole news story.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sure if it’s just a regular guy but when it’s someone with immense power and influence who has a relationship with a known sex trafficker it is a whole news story.
This is the playbook they ran in Fresno to kill an update to the public transit system including a high capacity North/South line and it worked incredibly well. They ran ads about how people from the south end would ride the bus home with your tv.
"The more-than-300 comments responding to that anonymous post are full of mothers looking for property in New Jersey or Florida, predicting that Mamdani’s promise to make buses free will lead criminals to rape and kill innocent passengers."
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
Upper East Side Moms Are Melting Down Over Mamdani
A 35,000-person Facebook group devolved into panic and infighting after the mayoral election.
www.thecut.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is the playbook they ran in Fresno to kill an update to the public transit system including a high capacity North/South line and it worked incredibly well. They ran ads about how people from the south end would ride the bus home with your tv.
Elon Musk will not be the world’s first trillionaire because he will be in jail for killing 500,000 people by dismantling USAID.
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Elon Musk will not be the world’s first trillionaire because he will be in jail for killing 500,000 people by dismantling USAID.
Elon will never meet those goals.
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Elon will never meet those goals.