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Beware The Judderman, my dear, when the moon is fat...

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ♥️𝖆 𝖋 𝖈 🤍
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Big win tonight, loads of good stuff over on @arseblog.news for your post-game perusal.

We'll have an Arsecast for you tomorrow too, so please join us for that!
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Arsenal 3-1 Bayern München. Another Manuel Neuer midfield disasterclass.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Arsenal have played 19 games so far this season in all competitions. They have won 16, drawn two & lost just one. They have kept 13 clean sheets, failed to score in only one game, netted 42 goals & conceded just seven. And all this despite having between three and seven players out simultaneously.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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ANOTHER BIG EUROPEAN WIN IN THE BOOKS ✅
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Harry Kane's total contribution tonight was diving on the ball a couple of times because he couldn't hack it. Stick to the Bundesliga, son, you're out of your element here.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sorry, people who follow me based on the politics and human rights stuff, I am an absolute arse when my football team is playing. Normal service will resume shortly. Thank you for your patience.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Tottenham have now conceded 9 goals in their last two matches.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Bayern Munich have been beaten for the first time this season.

They went 18 games without defeat until the visit to Arsenal.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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chat, is that good?
Arsenal's only shot from outside the penalty area was into an open net
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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What do you say, the best team in the world?
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Liverpool have now conceded 7 goals in their last two matches.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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This is true Arsenal 'eritage 👍
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Full time analysis
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I am not a religious man, but the way that Timber, Noni, Saka, and Eze show their love to a higher power, I might just be starting to believe 🙌
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
S T A T E M E N T .
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
See you in the next round of the Champions League, fellow qualifiers (nobody apart from us).

Fuck you, losers (Spurs and Liverpool).
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My wife and I do not have any children, but she has been informed that if we do, Declan Rice is being named as their godfather.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Ooooh, Mikel Arteta calls his subs 'finishers' now, isn't that silly!?"

HOW DOES IT TASTE, YOU SLAGS!?
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I love players celebrating early
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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GOAL - Driouech
Liverpool 1-4 PSV Eindhoven
Champions League
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I would have no objections if Declan Rice wanted to take my wife out for a nice steak dinner and a glass of Merlot.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
For a small fee, I will go up behind your enemy, tap them on the shoulder, and then punch them in the liver when they turn round.

My job doesn't have any "showy" skills, but I'm really tall and good at punching stuff.
For a small fee, I will go to your historian enemy’s seminar presentation and say “I guess I’m just wondering what the “so what” of this paper is?”
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Turns out that after this performance and a few beers, I actually do care about the result tonight and I do hate Bayern Munich. What's the German for absolutely revelling in their misery? Surely they have a word for that...
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Geeeeenuinely FUCK Bayern Munich and their spud-faced, Jamie Oliver lite, "I can score goals in a farmer's league" talisman. YOU'VE BEEN SHOWN UP, YOU WANKERS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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If you look up "perfect pass" in the dictionary, there's a highlight of that ball from Ebere Eze to Gabriel Martinelli.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM