“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Why is he so incredibly nice to Putin and then so incredibly mean to Zelensky? what’s that about

Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”

$1,131,794,901

That's how much Big Oil has spent over the last 30 years paying off Congress to look the other way on climate action while the planet burns.

Well, the planet is burning.
Don't let them look away.

I'm one of those old fashioned types who still uses paper wall calendars and I was so excited to put up my new Bunny Dee one today! Her 2025 calendar is sold out now unfortunately but she still has a whole shop full of fun, colorful, happy kitties! www.etsy.com/shop/bunnydee

like someone i know

i have not had a chance to have a lunch break today so i am just going to eat my colleagues

Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed

ghost face mask stays on during sex

I gotta express my disdain for everything the church stands for somehow

my enemy is seducing me and im into it

*sees someone wearing a nasa shirt*

“oh, you like nasa? name 3 songs.”

INVENTOR OF SALAD: look what I did

INVENTOR OF SALAD DRESSING: no you didn’t

[watching the santa tracker] my pizza is going to get so cold

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

Saying “I promise not to drink on the job” because you have a record of drinking on the job, should be disqualifying as fuck for ANY job, let alone the Secretary of Defense.

Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”

Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?