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Ol’ Paddy
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Occasionally funny.
Ok so this is one more point in favor of the lunch meat brain theory.
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Legit can’t decide if this was because he’s a pedophile if it was because his brain is basically just a fridge full of rotten luncheon meat.
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My favorite anecdote about this is that the writers put in that their voices changed because of “a microchip,” fully intending it to be a placeholder for something more clever or, idk, realistic, but they forgot about it and no one on the studio side ever complained so they just left it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Oh yeah. Good ones will sneak up on you.
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There’s a lot of them in the current administration, but Marco appears to be the most Coen Bros.-esque character among them.
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is literally a plot line on Parks & Recreation.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
lol he heard me talkin shit
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by Ol’ Paddy
This was his doing
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The one guy was like, "and she's still riding horses?" and the other guy just responded, "Oh, yeah. But she went up a size, just to be safe" and so that conversation has stayed lodged in my brain ever since.
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM