lol hell yes: 2 sub-.500 teams have to play to determine which of 2 other sub-.500 teams gets to go to the playoffs to get absolutely brutalized by a significantly better team. I love our dumbfuck division so much dude; NFC South forever.
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
lol hell yes: 2 sub-.500 teams have to play to determine which of 2 other sub-.500 teams gets to go to the playoffs to get absolutely brutalized by a significantly better team. I love our dumbfuck division so much dude; NFC South forever.
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You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
Now wait, is this Charles Correll or Freeman Gosden?
My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Now wait, is this Charles Correll or Freeman Gosden?
Stupidest possible ending lol
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Stupidest possible ending lol
Last play safety is just 😘👌🏻
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Last play safety is just 😘👌🏻
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The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
Every anecdote here is like the set-up for a joke whose punchline you’re gonna hear in like ~6 months
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Every anecdote here is like the set-up for a joke whose punchline you’re gonna hear in like ~6 months
This is my first time watching the CNN NYE special, so I didn’t know when y’all were like, “Andy Cohen is shitfaced” you actually meant, “Andy Cohen is too shitfaced to be in public, let alone on TV,” which is absolutely the case.
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
This is my first time watching the CNN NYE special, so I didn’t know when y’all were like, “Andy Cohen is shitfaced” you actually meant, “Andy Cohen is too shitfaced to be in public, let alone on TV,” which is absolutely the case.
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
2026: the year it happens
In my jammies by 9:15 PM local time, we did it fam
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
In my jammies by 9:15 PM local time, we did it fam
Champagne cork shot off like a fucking bullet the second I took the foil and wire off, and fortunately only hit the ceiling/wasted some bubbly—instead of, you know, blinding me—so I’m closing out 2025 on one Hell of a high, man.
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Champagne cork shot off like a fucking bullet the second I took the foil and wire off, and fortunately only hit the ceiling/wasted some bubbly—instead of, you know, blinding me—so I’m closing out 2025 on one Hell of a high, man.
Santa Claus gettin turnt tf up in the offseason
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Santa Claus gettin turnt tf up in the offseason
We’re gonna know this little shit’s name someday, and when we do it’ll be on all of us to hound his ass completely and fully out of society.
It is kind of wild that no big media outlet has busted open the story of who is making DHS' posts on X. Whoever that may be is certainly plugged into hardcore white supremacist internet propaganda with a harder edge. "Groyper" would be underselling it. This is Daily Stormer-tier sludge.
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
We’re gonna know this little shit’s name someday, and when we do it’ll be on all of us to hound his ass completely and fully out of society.
Gonna be basic af with this take, but Game 7 of the World Series was I think one of the single best sporting events I’ve ever seen in my entire life, regardless of rooting interest.
Favorite sports moment of 2025? 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Gonna be basic af with this take, but Game 7 of the World Series was I think one of the single best sporting events I’ve ever seen in my entire life, regardless of rooting interest.
They call it “Falconsing,” and your team could be doing it… right now. Story at 11:00.
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They call it “Falconsing,” and your team could be doing it… right now. Story at 11:00.
/David Letterman voice, tapping notecards on a desk: “Lampton Enochs. Hey Paul: Lampton. Enochs. LAMPTON. ENOCHS. Ha-HA!”
—Me at the end of every Stranger Things Season 5 episode.
—Me at the end of every Stranger Things Season 5 episode.
December 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
/David Letterman voice, tapping notecards on a desk: “Lampton Enochs. Hey Paul: Lampton. Enochs. LAMPTON. ENOCHS. Ha-HA!”
—Me at the end of every Stranger Things Season 5 episode.
—Me at the end of every Stranger Things Season 5 episode.
Bills/Eagles for the first 58 minutes:
Bills/Eagles for the final 2 minutes:
Bills/Eagles for the final 2 minutes:
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Bills/Eagles for the first 58 minutes:
Bills/Eagles for the final 2 minutes:
Bills/Eagles for the final 2 minutes:
Bills/Eagles is like a fight between your fun alcoholic uncle and your mean alcoholic uncle.
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bills/Eagles is like a fight between your fun alcoholic uncle and your mean alcoholic uncle.
SAINTS WIN 4 IN A ROW FOR THE 1ST TIME IN 5 YEARS A NEW DYNASTY RISES IN THE SOUTH TYLER SHOUGH ROTY WHO DAT
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
SAINTS WIN 4 IN A ROW FOR THE 1ST TIME IN 5 YEARS A NEW DYNASTY RISES IN THE SOUTH TYLER SHOUGH ROTY WHO DAT
CRAB
PIZZA
FRIENDS
don’t get no better than that, baby
PIZZA
FRIENDS
don’t get no better than that, baby
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
CRAB
PIZZA
FRIENDS
don’t get no better than that, baby
PIZZA
FRIENDS
don’t get no better than that, baby