👍🏻 normal stuff, normal brain, nothing to see here
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
👍🏻 normal stuff, normal brain, nothing to see here
ICE ad during hockey: not clever! gross! Eat shit, everyone involved in that decision!
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ICE ad during hockey: not clever! gross! Eat shit, everyone involved in that decision!
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This is the most coked up you can be without actually opening a restaurant during the presser
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is the most coked up you can be without actually opening a restaurant during the presser
How y’all lose a whole-ass mayor
December 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How y’all lose a whole-ass mayor
Taysom sure is looking 35 these days…
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Taysom sure is looking 35 these days…
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It’s nice of them to let him enjoy his hobbies even though he’s incarcerated.
Brazil's Bolsonaro to leave prison for surgical procedure reut.rs/4jaYoAL
Brazil's Bolsonaro to leave prison for surgical procedure
Brazilian Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes on Friday authorized former President Jair Bolsonaro to leave the Federal Police Superintendency in Brasilia, where he is serving a 27-year prison sentence, for a surgical procedure to treat a hernia.
reut.rs
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s nice of them to let him enjoy his hobbies even though he’s incarcerated.
lol sideline interference penalty? This game’s getting real fucky real fast
December 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
lol sideline interference penalty? This game’s getting real fucky real fast
What the fuck, I went running for one Goddamn hour, man!
TODAY
—Epstein files released
—Dems warn DOJ/Blanche
—Trump open to war w/ Venezuela
—Elise Stefanik quits gov race & Congress
—Cynthia Lummis is retiring
—Kennedy Center rename backlash
—SCOTUS move in free speech case
—More info on Brown suspect
—US suspends green card lottery
—Epstein files released
—Dems warn DOJ/Blanche
—Trump open to war w/ Venezuela
—Elise Stefanik quits gov race & Congress
—Cynthia Lummis is retiring
—Kennedy Center rename backlash
—SCOTUS move in free speech case
—More info on Brown suspect
—US suspends green card lottery
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What the fuck, I went running for one Goddamn hour, man!
That play call was fucking *amazing*
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
That play call was fucking *amazing*
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It’s wild that the President’s brain just straight-up does not work anymore, and every institution in America is reacting to that by information by putting a piece of electrical tape over the car’s check engine light and hoping it goes away.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s wild that the President’s brain just straight-up does not work anymore, and every institution in America is reacting to that by information by putting a piece of electrical tape over the car’s check engine light and hoping it goes away.
I was in line behind two Braves fans at a game like 15 years ago and overheard one of them tell the other a story about how their mutual friend got kicked in the chest by a horse hard enough to stop her heart, but she survived because her breast implants were big enough to cushion the blow.
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I was in line behind two Braves fans at a game like 15 years ago and overheard one of them tell the other a story about how their mutual friend got kicked in the chest by a horse hard enough to stop her heart, but she survived because her breast implants were big enough to cushion the blow.
The one downside to The Event happening sooner rather than later is that he won’t get to see the speed and, ultimately, the indifference with which this fuckin thing will be demolished.
Trump now says his ballroom will cost $400 million (it was supposed to cost $250 million less than two months ago)
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The one downside to The Event happening sooner rather than later is that he won’t get to see the speed and, ultimately, the indifference with which this fuckin thing will be demolished.
God, every day I log on and have to ask, "what's this stupid asshole doing now?" because a bunch of baby-brained used car salesmen from like a dozen counties in half a dozen states got mad they couldn't get away with being BRAZENLY racist for like 12 out of the past 50 years. Cool stuff.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
God, every day I log on and have to ask, "what's this stupid asshole doing now?" because a bunch of baby-brained used car salesmen from like a dozen counties in half a dozen states got mad they couldn't get away with being BRAZENLY racist for like 12 out of the past 50 years. Cool stuff.
This is a blurry drawing of Teddy from Bob's Burgers, what are we even doing here?
luigi was identified by a clerk in a mcdonalds, kirk's shooter by his own dad, but the FBI somehow thinks we can work with this?
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is a blurry drawing of Teddy from Bob's Burgers, what are we even doing here?
ah man, I could watch Aaron Rodgers grouse and bitch and whinge and gesticulate all night! And if the first 20 minutes have been any indication: I will be!!!
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ah man, I could watch Aaron Rodgers grouse and bitch and whinge and gesticulate all night! And if the first 20 minutes have been any indication: I will be!!!
I’m not sure what specifically I’m going to When It Happens, but I can absolutely see me getting drunk enough to try and start an impromptu second line, despite the fact that no one outside of New Orleans knows what that is.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m not sure what specifically I’m going to When It Happens, but I can absolutely see me getting drunk enough to try and start an impromptu second line, despite the fact that no one outside of New Orleans knows what that is.
In other, not-horrifying news, we got and decorated a Christmas tree today, which segued nicely into my next-favorite holiday tradition, the Super-Gluing of The Broken Ornaments.
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
In other, not-horrifying news, we got and decorated a Christmas tree today, which segued nicely into my next-favorite holiday tradition, the Super-Gluing of The Broken Ornaments.
Ah shit man… what a Goddamn tragedy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ah shit man… what a Goddamn tragedy.
CHARLIE SMYTH!!!!
Celtic Symphony
YouTube video by The Wolfe Tones - Topic
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December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
CHARLIE SMYTH!!!!
… well jeez, Saints, why weren’t you doing that shit the *entire*game???
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
… well jeez, Saints, why weren’t you doing that shit the *entire*game???
Big lol at Mahomes joining the scrum from the sidelines while still wearing the big parka
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Big lol at Mahomes joining the scrum from the sidelines while still wearing the big parka