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little rock. news. hard rocker. someone's gotta do it i guess
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never kill yourself
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speedrunning Buddhism by escaping samsara in a single lifetime
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
not to wrestlepost under my shoot account, but it's fascinating that the biggest wwe fans continue to tune in, hate it, and then just... keep watching. i havent done that since mania 2020. you can watch different wrestling!
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
a little concerned.
instagram recently rearranged the app so instead of swiping right from the main feed into your messages, you swipe into reels.
reels seems to think i'm an alcoholic korean
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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look at what we've all been reduced to. sharing bootleg 60 minutes clips on a bespoke micro-blogging platform
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
also godzilla is the straw that stirs the drink
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
got the ad for the woo showings and quickly checked and realized that they're gonna be here at my preferred theater. for all 3 movies, someone has the top row center seat booked for the sunday 4:15. i must find out who this and become their new best friend
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
crazy that you can join the new blood for blood lineup in 2025, sign to roadrunner, and still be the cooler 100 demons singer
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
peach blush rocks because they write mosh parts nobody moshes to put play them as if everyone in the crowd is moving with cinderblocks in their hands
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
it is both the most unamerican and american thing that american mcdonalds has the worst menu. the u.s. should have the most excessive and over the top slop imaginable yet every other country just kills us
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
death metal bands are so funny. you go see a band with an unreadable logo that allegedly says like, wretched viscera then they'll talk on stage like ☺️hi everybody thanks for coming out🙂we have merch in the back☺️thanks to hardrock bob for booking us😊this song's called

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November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
in trump's america parmesan and red pepper packets are an extra dollar twenty five each
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i ran into a strange old dude in the spice aisle once and he asked "do you where the msg is?"
i pointed it out and he told me "everyone asks why my food is so good. i say i make it with love. and this? this is love. get you some"

i said it was a staple then he tried to sell me on saffron lol
Thinking about monosodium glutamate.
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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City of Sickos
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i showed you my letterboxd plz respond 🫩
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
this rocks hopefully the house district 70 suit goes the same way. covering this has been a hoot for me personally
Court sides with Franklin County man suing governor over delayed date for special election, explicitly rejects Gov. Sarah Sanders' argument that she had unfettered discretion to set the election for whenever she chose.
Judge sides with Franklin County man suing governor over delayed date for special election - Arkansas Times
The court explicitly rejected Gov. Sarah Sanders' argument that she had unfettered discretion to set the election for whenever she chose.
arktimes.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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We pondered running ads on KTC but opted to stay squarely in the user subscription model because we don't want pervert gambling ads etc on there. But As a little trick, I made a bunch of fake ads for Palantir, Black Rock, Better Help etc that got worse and worse until this last one for Arby's lol
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
this is the correct way to toast bread. toasters simply can't compete with a pan with oil or butter
grilled cheese sandwich with asiago and mortadella on sourdough with jalapeño jam, toasted in a pan with butter
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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I’m never going to stop being mad that hedge funds and tech middlemen siphoned off all the money that should’ve let someone like Kaleb Horton have the career he deserved
September 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
think i'm gonna hit the little rock food truck festival with one single crispy ten dollar bill and see what it gets me (probably nothing)
September 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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now gavin,
September 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
shooter not trans, bullet not trans, surely there must be some way to blame trans people if we try hard enough
In the Senate Judiciary hearing with Kash Patel right now, Ted Cruz is asking about the role "transgender chatrooms" played in the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Patel says "we're still developing that."
September 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the prosecution after i hired an etsy witch:
September 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
September 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM