Palmer Eldritch
@palm3reldritch.bsky.social
Hello, fellow attention-seeking bullshit-seeking bullshitters.
Oh... my... GALLIFREY...
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Oh... my... GALLIFREY...
"The Reform leader suggested he would boycott the BBC..."
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"The Reform leader suggested he would boycott the BBC..."
News Justin- Police Terrorism Plan 'In Tatters'
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
News Justin- Police Terrorism Plan 'In Tatters'
News Justin- GBNews Denies 'Weaponising' Terry's Chocolate Oranges In Run-Up To Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
News Justin- GBNews Denies 'Weaponising' Terry's Chocolate Oranges In Run-Up To Christmas
News Justin- Crazed Celebrity Dragged Murder Victim Into Small Car
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
News Justin- Crazed Celebrity Dragged Murder Victim Into Small Car
News Justin- US Confirms Russian Sanctions Working As Intended
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
News Justin- US Confirms Russian Sanctions Working As Intended
They built the world as we know it- all the systems you traverse. Rode slipshod over all dumb shits.
'Kurious Oranj,' I Am Kurious Oranj, 1988
#FallFriday #BandCampFriday #NewsOrFallSong
houseofall.bandcamp.com/album/inklings
'Kurious Oranj,' I Am Kurious Oranj, 1988
#FallFriday #BandCampFriday #NewsOrFallSong
houseofall.bandcamp.com/album/inklings
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
They built the world as we know it- all the systems you traverse. Rode slipshod over all dumb shits.
'Kurious Oranj,' I Am Kurious Oranj, 1988
#FallFriday #BandCampFriday #NewsOrFallSong
houseofall.bandcamp.com/album/inklings
'Kurious Oranj,' I Am Kurious Oranj, 1988
#FallFriday #BandCampFriday #NewsOrFallSong
houseofall.bandcamp.com/album/inklings
Anyone who believes the BBC would refund anything deserves everything they get.
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Anyone who believes the BBC would refund anything deserves everything they get.
News Justin: Guardian Wins Online Sarcasm Prize
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
News Justin: Guardian Wins Online Sarcasm Prize
It's, 'Paul Di'Anno,' @theguardian.com and he's not long left us, so if you can fix your RESPECT as well as your risible SPELLING, that would help.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It's, 'Paul Di'Anno,' @theguardian.com and he's not long left us, so if you can fix your RESPECT as well as your risible SPELLING, that would help.
"I've seen things you wouldn't be able to afford..."
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
"I've seen things you wouldn't be able to afford..."
‘There was rage and pain and bogies in him’
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
‘There was rage and pain and bogies in him’
So long and thanks for all the strikes @actualnames.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
So long and thanks for all the strikes @actualnames.bsky.social
News Justin: Trumpistan Inherits US Irony Shortage
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
News Justin: Trumpistan Inherits US Irony Shortage
All aboard. I miss TheyRule. Great site.
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
All aboard. I miss TheyRule. Great site.
Don't know if this will be of any help to you, my dear fellow.
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Don't know if this will be of any help to you, my dear fellow.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
News Justin: Clickbait Reaches New Levels Of Sarcasm, Or Vice-Versa
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
News Justin: Clickbait Reaches New Levels Of Sarcasm, Or Vice-Versa
One for @actualnames.bsky.social , from the Wikipedia page listing UK MPs.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
One for @actualnames.bsky.social , from the Wikipedia page listing UK MPs.
Not seen this quote before, but it sounds like something he would've said. @goonpod.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Not seen this quote before, but it sounds like something he would've said. @goonpod.bsky.social
